Who would win in a war. Burgers or Leafs?

Who would win in a war. Burgers or Leafs?

>No nukes allowed

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Us obviously.
We'd win against anyone. We don't need nukes to spread mass destruction either.

it would be either 1:1 or 0:2 for leaf so burgers can't win

they out-number us 10 to 1 and half our population consists of faggots. its not even a question

Good to know some of you fucks know your place.

Vietnamese farmers say Hi.

Canadians are bro tier. We would never be enimies.

Read about the canadians on the western front in WW2.

Those lads competed in what can really only be called the war crime olympics, bayoneting prisoners and what not. The farm hand prairie boys are just like your gun toting rednecks except 5x more prone to random acts of violence.

You Americans are truly stupid. You've turned your nation into a minefield. Video-related.

youtube.com/watch?v=tIV0Xw5NpsA

the majority of the canadian population lives less than 100 miles from the boarder

Heh cuz if you kill yuor enemies. they win.

They have like 1 destroyer don't they? I don't think the Canadian army has enough resources to fight just the American civilian population.

It's a tie. The burgers will overwhelm the leafs but kill them in the process.

Trump will build a new ambassador bridge and make Canada pay for it.

If Canada invaded Detroit the nigs would steal all their shit.

canadians could wage an effective gorilla war if they had the stomach for it

US, no question.
But we'd never go to war with fucking Canada, they are, literally, our closest ally.

Canada would win if we invaded because of their foreign terrain.. No way we could handle the cold and all those maple trees....

US would murder them, so Canada wins

Back in the 50s? Possibly us.
Now? USA 100%. Canadians are cucked and the military is kerfuffled and led by an inept Sikh.

We pulled out of there.
Dumbass.

Completely underrated

>couldn't even defeat some illiterate gooks missing half their teeth

It's pretty reasonable to assume we'd slap your ass and send you running home for mother

>Back in the 50s? Possibly us.
pure delusional

yeah, but could canada beat americans fighting guerilla?

This. We keep them as a Russian buffer state. They serve a purpose

We leafs have nothing to fight for, annexation would be a mercy we don't deserve

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Nation with an actual military

or

Nation whom's military bases are glorified refugee hotels

you tell me

Eskimos.

Britain would probably side with Canada and help turn the tide on the USA.

Your ships don't even use missiles anymore

No, you fucking wouldn't.
We're a more valuable ally, but they're, debatably, closer.
You'd stay out of it and condemn everyone.

Nobody ever seems to realize that those gooks have defeated Mongols at their peak, the French, and fended off a Chinese attack right after a war.

We'd just offer the French Quebec back and get them to deal with you

the leafs would win, we'd kill a lot of them

Amerifats wouldn't be able to handle the cold and pull out

I didn't even realize canada had an army, i thought they relied on alaska to protect them.

Yeah, and the technological gap between you and them during your war was infinitely greater than the gap between them and their other enemies.

You literally lost in Afghanistan and Iraq as well. Sure, in Iraq you destroyed the army, but you couldn't subdue the people, and you had to give up. It'll be like that with every small nation you invade, people hate living under American degeneracy

I AM READY AMERICA

The US at that time would never have been able to overthrow the might of the British Empire.

Not a hard question

Yeah dats why Canadian soldiers had to train amerifats during WW2. we are elite.

If Canadians and Americans ever fought each other, the whole war would be nothing but insurgents and guerrilla tactics.
I'd say Canada would have the upper hand, it wouldn't be too hard for millions of Canadian agents to spark a civil war within America, given the current political climate.

we have like 30,000 people in our army

we'd be fucked in like 3 days

Lol probably, Britain does seem to be the old Grandad spying on his kids and shouting at people nowadays.

We won the last time, do you really want to try us again amerifats?

Our goal in Iraq was to oust said am. Which we did. We just stayed around for extra credit.

And Afghanistan is just a training ground for our troops. Not a war.

>release hordes cats and dogs infected with AIDS/Syphilis/HPV etc into Canada
>disperse canisters of Canadian pheromones at Tim Hortons nation wide
>let nature take its course

hah how'd that fat fuck even make it through training? jesus

Why would Canada attack its own primary form of national defense?

If we kill you guys you would win.

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>be American.
>visit Vancouver in 2012.
>walk around Olympic complex and get pulled into a free war of 1812 anniversary film.
>Man dressed as a Canadian soldier seats about a dozen of us in a little theater room.
>fog machine kicks in, Canadian voice begins narrating the battle of York.
>assume the Canadians will be celebrating their victories from the war (everyone has their moments right?)
>Dramatization shows troops tensely sneaking up on American fort.
>before the battle begins, the armory of the fort accidentally catches fire and explodes and both sides retreat.
>Credits run and everyone starts leaving, but I'm still sitting there waiting for the rest of the movie.
>Ask guy in costume about the battle and apparently it's like one of Canada's most honored military "feats."

It was like the moment where you go over to your trailer trash friend's home for the first time, and realize how fortunate you are. The Canadians have no experience with military exploits and could never defeat the U.S.

One, that was Britain, two, that was before we became a military powerhouse.

Army is the most cucked branch. Actually fuck it, it's all cucked. Still would not suggest army at all however

silly canuck, you dont even have any guns!

If Canada and U.S ever went to war well lets see

Canada would have help from
>Russia
>U.K
>Isis
>Australia
>Italy
>Mexico
>Alaska

U.S would have help from
>?

> proxy war

>We just stayed around for extra credit.
fucking kek
>this is what americans actually believe

Do literally any reading about the Iraq war PLEASE

>And Afghanistan is just a training ground for our troops. Not a war.

Retard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_Afghanistan_(2001–2014)

>Won the last time
When the fuck was this?

Israel :^)

That population also lives right on the border, so there is much less land to cover

let's pretend tet didn't totally annihilate them and we didn't really lose to our own subversive leftists
no your right we really needed to get out of there we were getting destroyed

Dude if fucking vietnam could resist anerica then if canada finds it balls it could do too.

Look up k/d ratio, nigger

Oh, he's not a soldier. He's a tactical battering ram for breaching the doors of taliban mud huts.

Canada has me
so we win

Literally fucking who?

1812, dumbass, but You wouldn't get help from any of our allies, even the commonwealth.
Maybe Russia and ISIS, but we could destroy them, if we went all out.
Also,
>Alaska

Canada is U.Ks baby. You'd get btfo by the Queen so quick faggot

You guys wouldn't make it past Toronto .. too fucking gay and too many immigrants. You'd turn back home in disgust.

Wat about michelle obama.

Minnesota, Wisconsin, northern Michigan and Alaska get as cold as were 99% of your population lives. We know how to fight in the cold

Well it depends. Seeing as Canada and US are part of Nato. Whoever attacks first without vaild reason loses. So if Canada was the attacker without vaild reason. We would very much lose. Same goes to america. (Well they might have a chance.) But this is depending if we're taking NATO as a factor here. as NATO would go to the aid of the defender. But really Canada would lose without any aid. we *MIGHT* be able to last for a tiny bit but it would be a losing battle honestly. And with how is our PM he might just not do anything. So ya in the end without NATO backing canada. America would win. Besides just annex us already. Most of us would prefer it.

It would be like invading germany in the wintertime. 86% of Americans have never seen snow and 95% have never seen a bear. not even a competition

>mfw violent leafs think they can top Appalachia

Canada has most elite special forces

A more interesting question might be who would win if our population was even? If there was 300 million leafs, or 30 million Americans.

Yes, you were. I can't believe you really think the Tet Offensive was a US victory.

popular saying in Canada

"if you kill your enemies they win"

I dont think americans understand this wisdom. it would be their downfall

>Minnesota, Wisconsin, northern Michigan
Literally where is that even? Alaska would fight for Canada because they're basically Canadians.

USA IRL.

If even, Canada since Russia.

300 vs. 30 americans, it would be Canada.

>because all of your military is in montana and pennsylvania

Canadian education. Most is north of ontario

>Implying they wouldn't Tywin Lannister (Mad King) you first chance they get

We would just send our nigger hoards in great waves to batter your forces, after which, we would send in the elite white forces from Texas and the South in to destroy what was left of your Mounties and Rainbow coalition homo forces.

Canada wouldn't have a chance tbqh. I can't think of any defense to this attack.

We'll smother you all with our walrus welfare families.

This

We'd kill them, but they'd win.

Canada didn't even have a regular army until WW1. Lying leaffag.

We literally won every single battle in Vietnam, completely pushed the NVA and Vietcong out of the country, and were bombing the fuck out of them in Laos and Cambodia until we forced them to sign a treaty. We then left, and TWO YEARS later they broke the treaty and attacked South Vietnam again. Unfortunately liberal pussies prevented us from going back over there and helping them and so they were overrun because the North had Russian and Chinese backing. Learn to read you fucking leaf.

Cruise Missiles and b2s don't give a shit about seasons

Also we are above you literally and figuratively.

1 in every 2 Americans are obese.

It'd be easy like mowing down a lawn.

delusional retards

Yup. Fun fact: this is the only war the US ever lost

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Cloud's_War

>Implying your Liberals wouldn't defect to our side first
>implying we woulden't promise them free citizenship or some shit for chimping out.
>Implying no "Merican" civil war
>Implying you don't end up nuking yourselves before even trying to invade us

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Wouldn't the USA's enemies be all over them the second they were distracted with us?

Plus the rest of the world loves Canada, we literally didn't do anything wrong.

~30% of Americans are obese. This is true for every Anglosphere country as well, including Canada.

>we dindu nuffin
I see you Tyrone

This, Russia/Canada alliance would 360noscope U.S