What goes on here

what goes on here

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the mass triggering of SJWs with brexit. Nothing a leaf would understand

Golf.

Inbreeding, autism and lame comebacks

Rain

My stomach hurts.

still waiting on your "comeback" from waterloo pal

omg

You've got some tactical spoons and bicycle wheels readied up just in case ?

Getting called racist in Gregg's.

We've got a few friends of muslim persuasion who will be delighted to meet you in a couple years time

I actually got called racist in Gregg's the other day

Dunno m8 I left it 7 years ago but now I hear they show One Foot in the Grave on UK Gold and Freddos taste better might go back desu

Surprised you replied, thought you would have surrendered by now

Nah m8 freddos got worse and more expensive

They're 60p at my local Spar

It's a mysterious vortex of comfyness and misery.

Pretty accurate

Drunkenness
Cooking of chocolate bars
Posh wanks
Sheep shagging
And a small bit of surrender at the bottom

B T F O

What was you doing lad?

>he shops at spar
Fuck me why throw money away like that?

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I was being racist

Not much.

In greggs?

In Greggs?

Well that's just tickety boo mate

yeah it was in greggs

scheming, lots of scheming to destroy anything they don't control.

>Frog attempts to out-bants the progenitor of the art, gets utterly obliterated

Pick your fights more carefully next time user

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What are posh wanks, and where can I purchase one?

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>NI voluntarily stays in the UK
>REEEEEEE! I'M GONNA KILL SOME WOMEN AND KIDS BECAUSE I'M SO NOBLE
kys

Just to be clear, were you being racist in greggs? I'm still a little hazy on the details.

Story time

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Get a condom, enjoy yourself.

You can get them free on the NHS

General cuckatory

Mostly a lot of crying about ''muh conquering 1/3 of the world!!!''

Imagine fallout 4 environment and weather 24/7 minorities get rickets because of lack of sun, but all the natives are pale and grey looking.

Damn, and there was me thinking that skelator beckham was offering an outcall service.

>Mfw those SJWs stop Brexit from happening.

>mfw Hillary is elected via faithless electors

Well played bong.

The Norman Yoke.

Well yes. But you can also get a colonoscopy, cochlear implants, and MRSA free on the NHS. Your post doesn't help much with deciding whether I want one or not.

thanks xd

If these things happen I'm suicide bombing the next G8 summit

Post Brexit racism, rain, grey sky's, depression, xenophobia, jingoism, blind patriotism, chauvinism, rude and snobby people.
out of all the places to be born, out of all the beautiful cultures of the world, out all the loving and friendly people who enjoy their lives despite poor living conditions, why god, just why did you birth me in this country?

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The bobbies are on their way m8.

I wish i was Hungarian or something mate....
Maybe Italian...

>May 26-7, 2017
>Taormina, Sicily

Just so you can mark it on your calendar. I guess there's not much point in booking time off work.

I hope they don't confiscate my spoon collection and my bike wheel

I'm not even British, my grandparents moved here in the 50s-60s but I don't care what I am, I just wish wasn't here

Holy shit England btfo of scotland in terms of drunken resources.

Misery, inbred looking people, shit women, shit weather, shit food, "banter", dark hair, brown eyed, beady looking people who think they are better in all aspects compared to the mainland when in fact they're anything but. The sun has set on this land. Can't wait to leave this shithole and go to Germany amongst my Aryan kin.

>drunken resources.

Lmfao

Those lands are barren. Nothing there but marshes and nice views

Paranoid, selfish, Jewish, inbred people that can't handle anyone being better than them.

fyi i'm talking about north scotland

>Aryan

You're in for a surprise.

60p for a Freddo now?

Broken fucking Britain.

My parents are paddy's but if i moved there i would be hated for my accent

Couldn't care less about the north, the EU however? FUCK YOU YOU MANIPULATIVE SHITS

Don't forget the golf courses

Fuck off to Stalingrad then

heard on the news today that it's now estimated that over half of the british population are inbred... feelsbadman

>Angloed

Brits seem to think we want those uneducated orangemen for some reason just leave them off.

I know the Irish love to be bossed around by bigger stronger nations, don't worry. The EU will help you there.

Frost*

>Scotland area: 80,077 km2
>England area: 130,395 km2

>Scotland population: 5.295 million
>England population: 53.01 million

They simply have less pressure on their drunken resources.

Suburban sprawl and overpopulation.

Savage 2bh

Banter in every corner, no one can hide from it.

I really like celtic music. Scottish and irish reels and jigs are really fucking badass and filled with a wild almost pagan like eroticism, and england has some pretty great sea shantys. youtu.be/2PuTr3-GQgA

Celtic music is god tier music and even if you are english this is the soul of your people.

Starting a minimum wage job tomorrow and am depressed.
What do?

No one escapes the eternal anglo

I live in oxford and i see none of these things

I take it you mean all of the "new arrivals" that have settled in Germany? Can't be as bad as this country. Half castes, muslims, blacks and chavs everywhere like the fucking plague. Not to mention the cocky, arrogant masses, especially the upper class toffee nosed cunts.

Quit your job and become a full time CS:GO skin trader

STAY WHERE YOU ARE
THE POLICE WILL BE ARRIVING SHORTLY

Genius.

Bro what? I live there too? We probably know eachother irl

Fuck off then, Special Snowflake.

That's like me saying 'oh you're from the UK too? we must know each other irl'

>inb4 "is that you jonathan?"

english here
doesn't feel like the soul of my people
not nearly miserable or cynical enough

Oxford is a small city, most people know each other the same age from school and social media.

Check your contract. If it says Sports Direct or Asos*, you may not actually have a minimum wage job.

*or pretty much anywhere working in a retail warehouse

The end got me.
English humor is one of the best.

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Threadly reminder that this is the song of the English people.

Posting in a Mi6 monitored thread.

COME ON THEN LET'S AVE IT

Hey it's that fat evil guy from sonic

Sounds like a cool place to visit my genetic test revealed im 95% british/irish and 5% slav.

I have jet black hair, a bright orange, beard, green eyes, and I'm as white as paper. Both my parents were catholic irish, but i undoubtedly have british heritage somewhere. I love the feeling i get when i see photographs of England, Scotland, Ireland, or wales. There is something that seems untame about it wild and dark. The sight of the sea, the cliffs overlooking its churning foam, and the notion of impregnating redhaired women in a forest whilst wild pagan music plays. The way i romanticize it is so powerful that it overcomes reason and custom. youtu.be/JDmJM5zokiI

At any rate celtic traditional folk music is the best in Europe.

im a kitchen porter....