Trudeau walks up to you

>Trudeau walks up to you
>Says he will put his job on the line in a boxing match
>Says you can choose a champion to fight him

Who do you pick?

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connor apologise to absolutely fucking nobody mcgregor

>Not knocking out the commie cuck yourself

Fedor

watch it BUB

i pick the potatonigger

>Not realizing that no matter who you choose he will lose which automatically makes him the winner

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>boxing match
>boxing
>boxing
>boxing

justin bieber

i understand where you're coming from
but the opponent is trudeau
not mayweather

I just want to see Obama fighting. Don't care about Trudeau. Pretty sure Obama can't even beat up his own wife.

I'd take him.

Trudeau will KO Punk, so I win

I pick myself, then wear a turban and pretend I've converted to Islam.
If he tries to fight back I'll remind him it's current year and that if he beats me I win.

>justin trudeau
>trudeau
>trudeau
>trudeau

My ex. She could beat his lilly ass easily.
Hell, if she had a free punch in, she could knock me out.

The little Irish man would win probably, kebab throws hands like a spastic learning to swim

Woah

i pick hellen keller, because then Trudeau will win, which in his mind, is losing

And if you beat him he wins. Guess someone has to sacrifice himself.

He's licensed to fight in Cali now, Britbong.

"wife"

Hope he mindfucks and KO's Maygrabber.

Floyd Mayweather

If it's winner take all I'd do it myself. Otherwise Palin for extra fun when he loses.

My twelve year old cousin.

There is only one option

Mike Tyson in his prime.

severely underrated

Hahaha didn't see this till now. BEST ANSWER

holy fuk

> Pretty sure Obama can't even beat up his own wife.
Well trannys are pretty strong.

I choose a crippled child to fight him.

Let's see how he'll manage to beat up such foe. If he defeats my champion, I win.

Someone weak that he can knock out

>If you knock out your enemy they win

Manny Pacquiao

which meme city are you from?

A kid. Either he has to beat up a child and everyone hates him or he forfeits and loses his job.

I would pay a year's salary. This man is a killer. Mayweather avoided him for a reason

There can only be one.

Me.
Because I would love kicking Castro's son's ass.

Bigtime.

Bigly

Seventh post best post

The guy who played the mountain? You can crush skulls in boxing right?

Trudeau would beat you into a coma

>tfw imagining this faggot trying to negotiate with trump

i almost feel sorry for you canada.

FUG.
he can fight larry king then

please. That skinny, weak girlyman even couldn't knock out a pigeon

Is Trudeau a 6-7 320lb former sparing partner of Chuck Liddell?
Yea, I would punch his face into a pool of blood.

"320lb"

KEK

Sounds like Chuck ran out of Punching bags and needed something bigger.

If he dies, he dies...

That's not a fair fight, we have weight classes for a reason.

Trudeau could beat up any Sup Forums NEET in his weightclass.

Trudeau has pillow hands and still can't keep them up.

I'd pick the German kid that was born with a birth defect of huge muscle mass.

Trudeau must not survive the fight

Then you just need a bigger loser, someone who can't win no matter what.

I'd torture him and I wouldn't even need to put up a guard. I'd attack him so quickly he'd have a fucking anxiety attack and get his adrenaline worked up so quickly he would get tunnel vision and black out.

Why the fuck am I replying to this thread.

B8 thread lads

ill fight him

>choose literally any champion
>they enter the stage, booed by generation liberal
>one punch, trudeau is knocked out
>trudeau loses
>turns around to the public
>screams at the top of his lungs and with a sissy tone
>'WE WOOOOON'
>you suddenly remember this

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A challenger approaches...

this pussy would get fucking slaughtered by the weedman

What the fuck is with the Trudeau boxing meme? Why does this keep coming up? Was he an actual boxer, or is this a faggy modeling/political thing that's just gone too far?

I would pick Gustafsson because he tends to eviscerate anyone who isn't a top fighter, and he's a good boxer. But what does Trudeau weigh? Like 160 max?

>read internet for deadlift tips
>train spine as prime mover for months
>nobody ever tells me im doing it wrong because its a planet fitness
>spine and back is becoming so fast and explosive due to my spinelift being at 405 now
>go to convenience store
>tyrone in front of me in line pulls out pistol on cashier and starts demanding mupadobixnoodmfuga
>cock my spine back and stare at the ceiling lights as time slows down and i can hear the 60hz buzzing of the lights like clock ticking
>snap my spine forward directly into tyrones back, causing his body to go into fencing response and fall, cracking the back of his head on the floor
>weakling didnt train is spine now hes in a wheelchair and all retarded
try me trudeau you fucking spinelet

I would fuck up that son-of-a-commie pig! Any stage of his life I would box him down into a stumbling wreck of a man! Me! I AM A CHAMPION!

You said anyone.
I would fucking destroy him.
I would beat the communist scum right out of him.
Yea, I used to be 260 and cut.
Lots of booze and women and amazing Armenian food. I am getting back into shape though. Going quite well.
Regardless, on my worst day, I would beat Trudeau's Castro mug right into anarcho-capitalism.

A transgender queer Muslim amputee.

He wouldn't be able to lay a hand on it.

>Justin 'The Fire' Trudeau announces a fight tour in which he faces all of the best fighters of all weight divisions in boxing and mma
>he loses each fight in the first round
>denounces each fighter he lost against as putting out 'The Fire' means The Fire wins
>Trudeau becomes the first fighter to hold all titles in Boxing and MMA
>in a cruel twist, he realises he becomes the first white fighter to do so and donates his titles and money to black lives matter and kills himself immediately

Poor Trudeau

God dammit with your squeeky shoes!

Ben Garrison is the only respectable answer

>heard you has something to say about Islam...

Anyone got the webm of him getting dropped during a boxing match on the first punch?

Myself. I may lose but I intend to maim.

Anyone got the glass chin Trudeau webm?

George St Pierre, Lidell or Connah Mcgregah

George soros.

I'd pick myself desu. I've had a year's boxing training (still shit), so it would be an interesting matchup. I'm slightly shorter than him, but I reckon I could take him desu.

Me. I'll do it.

Merkel.

No matter who wins, it's a net positive.

Yuge post yuge!Love it people c'mon! "claps"

Good for you. I would put money on you.

10/10

kimbo slice just for the lel

I'd fight him myself thanks. I'd beat his ass badly.

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Well played, my Chilean friend

tfw he died

I pick Justin Tredeau, Champion of POC, immigrant, and LGBT rights.

Because if you fight him and knock him out, he wins.

Thus, Trudeau fighting himself, is really the only logical option

>train spine as prime mover for months

What did he mean by this

:)
It would be a pleasure to beat his ass for the God emperor. My former sparing partner, Chuck Liddell would be betting on me as well. ;)

TONIGHTS TALE OF THE TAPE

A SPECIAL LIGHTWEIGHT BOUT BETWEEN THE WORLD CHAMPION AND A RISING STAR

IN THE BLUE CORNER

WEIGHING IN AT ONE LESS CANDIDACY

THE SOCIALIST WITH THE MOSTEST

BERNIE "THE HERNIE" SANDERSON!!!

IN THE RED CORNER

WEIGHING IN AT 3 BRITISH POUNDS

ITS THE WEEDMAN

JUSTIN "IF THEY WIN, YOU WIN" TRUDEAUUUU!!!

Fight is scheduled for 3 rounds. The Capitalists Uppercut is banned, so Tredeau will have to make use of that Cuban Crane Kick. Bernie will suffer if he doesn't get in early to that clinch and try for an Economic Takedown.

Trudeau shall be my Champion.
It's either Trudeau fights a clone, meaning no matter who wins I can argue I win due to Trudeau winning if he loses and can also argue that he wins if he wins.
Or Trudeau as my champion simply has no enemy to fight allowing me to claim victory on account of my opponent not showing up

This plan is foolproof

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Make him cry like the little bitch he is. Then take his country.

I like your style

You are hereby nominated as faggot of the year. No homo.

Justin Trudeau.

If you kill your enemies, you win. But what happens if you are your enemy?

I just found this place only about 2 months before the election. Finally found home.
You guys are great. This place gave me a lot of hope because of all the support for Trump. Will be lurking here from now on.

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