ITT: Females in the Military Whore(r) Stories

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Army infantry here. Never dealt with them when I didn't have to. The ones I was forced to have run-ins with (pay, CIF, chow, Dr's) were average soldiers for the most part.

>Be at basic
>Sunny sunny Ft Leonard Wood
>Full of womyn
>Be at range for qual
>Female gets "rodded" onto range
>DS basically puts a fucking rod in the barrel to ensure no obstructions
>DS puts rod in
>Stops halfway into barrel
>Female has half her cleaning rod still in barrel
>DS loses mind
>Female is actually our assistant Platoon Guide


Another one

>Same place
>Going on 1mi ruck
>40lbs with ACH/Weapon
>Bout 105 degrees out
>Not too bad tho
>Ruck there and back
>Get back
>In formation marking time
>Stop marking time
> Female playing wobble game
>Night night
>Mfw 7 females collapsed as heat cats
>No males collapsed.

>Be me at BCT
>Had to pull CQ nightly
>No biggy
>Move barracks mid-cycle
>Females now on first floor where CQ office is
>Only Male DS' stay overnight
>Never female DS'
>Male DS' tell us we now have to do 3 CQ shifts per night instead of 2 because females can't guard that side of barracks
>DS' afraid of SHARP complaint
>whole lotta BS
>Every two nights lose 1 hr of sleep more because females are incompetent
> Females continued to complaint about how little sleep they got
>Nigga_Wut.jpg

and then

>4 days from graduation
>We're all giddy as fuq
>Everyone on best behavior
>Not the females
>Waiting for final formation
>Final at 1900
>Its 2130
>Wuts going on
>See MPs roll through barracks
>CDI MP female calls us all into big bay
>"Did anyone see the fight?"
>Fight?
>2 females got into it on the first floor (female floor)
>Both black
>One took M4 used it as a bat
>Went full Babe Ruth on other female with barrel
>Got arrested and discharged
>Got smoked because of these females at 2300-2400
>Fuck females.

anyone else?
how about marksmanship ?
any good women shooters?

>in the navy
>gay

my boss, a Vietnam vet, never mentioned once women in the army.

What is interesting is that yes women tend to do very well during marksmanship at BCT because they tend to have better touch and listen more. In combat that's a very different story I have been told.

>Be in military
>Be in a unit that didnt even allow women because it was too physically challenging for inferior women
>Have no military whore stories

Good thing im not a complete cuck who is at some cuck unit that even females can get into

>females now allowed in every facet of US military
there is no escape finn/user/

Because they really weren't back then, genius. Maybe as nurses. Certainly not in country much.

I've got one good story for you

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyudmila_Pavlichenko

>believing Soviet propaganda
Vlad pls

>In combat that's a very different story I have been told.
they shouldn't be on the front line, not good imho

>engilsh segment of wikipedia
>muh soviet propaganda!

Forever aussie
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_Heroes_of_the_Soviet_Union

I will just assume then that you believe in the fact that the white death was not finnish propaganda.

>Fuck females

You're a fag now?

Russians used women on the front line in WWII.

>It's in English, clearly it cannot have been sourced in anyway from propaganda!

Stupid vodka nigger.

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The end is nigh.

I bet you think the germans didn't commit any war crimes too, isn't that right pork chop?

Jews own Wikipedia and ran the Soviet Union. We have a conflict of interest buddy boyo

I bet you believe in the holocaust isnt that right Goldstein?

Sex drive is the strongest muscle. buncha cucks

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can we get back to the subject of the thread?
pic related

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bump

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Should I do 4 years just to experience the military life? I've been told by foreigners that they are jealous of the US military. I kind of want to experience it but I soft and lazy. Is it a bad time? I'm 22 and never had a job and I'm thinking this might help me grow up.

-arn't russian women from then 5foot barrel tanks with beards?

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your mama wears combat boots

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are austrians the new shitposters? i see a lot fo them, also bumping for interest

Kek

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Your point? Can't come up with a valid counter argument to what I said?

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Most can't handle the physicality of even average work, and almost all are whores.

A lot of them take maximum advantage of SHARP and EO to get what they want.

THIS

That guy worked for me in Afghanistan. He's a faggot but a damn good IMRL Manager and an outstanding Marine. I don't care what he puts in his butt.

>never had a job
yes, go enlist tomarrow, TOMARROW YOU HEAR ME?

And 4 men to a gun. They were literally cannon fodder for the Germans.

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No

I'm happy to bring back old memories my friend.
How many times you let him cum on your face?

>A lot of them take maximum advantage of SHARP and EO to get what they want.
what is SHARP and EO?

>fags
>fucking females
You what nigger?

Im 26 and if I could go back to being 22 I'd just the military for a 3-5 year stint.

The only military I could join now would be the FFL but I really don't want to leave civilisation for 5 years and pop out 31~32 single with no real career

no, he would be an anti-fag

Sexual Harassment Assault Rape Prevention

Equal Opportunity

>E5 titties called me to help
>had to carry her tool box to the flight line
>crawled into bomb bay to do 7/14 check
>she curls up next to me and starts rubbing my junk
>fed her cock for 30 minutes
>slapped the tits
>she recommended me for advancement

I fucked her every friday for two years.
Retired at E9.
>Would do again.

Why do you say this? I'm in school but I doubt I'll get my degree at this rate.

Check the sources. All magazines besides the law sources.

So, how are things in Osterreich, Bruno Gehard?

Is the military full of this kind of degeneracy? How many niggers and spics are in there? Jesus.

Yo, what BCT? Sounds like something that happened at mine Fort Sill 2013

>I doubt I'll get my degree at this rate
There's your reason.

I don't get it? Are you telling me to kill myself?

they are people, and young ones at that, with all those hormones n shit

Next time I see some teenagers at the market having oral sex on the job I'll just laugh it off. Haha those silly kids!

It's no different than outside.

Most folks are cool, but most of the bitches are sluts. If you can hack it, you can kick ass on pogs and slay pussy all around the globe.

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No
I am saying you should probably stop dicking around and do something that pays.

Yeah things are going as usual, faggots and sandniggers all over the place.

I'm just fucking pissed that we have no navy.

>Deployed to Iraq
>Black hawk crew cheif in 4-6 cav
>a staff Sargent in our maintenence gets caught in Porta potty banging a pilot
>2 months later same staff Sargent caught banging a marine
>4 months later she is sent home for getting pregnant with an airforce guy

She already had 3 kids from 3 different guys at home.

This is what your tax money is going towards for muh equality.

I thought ya'll had a sea access through the Danube river and had some small S&R boats used to pick up sandniggers.

>didnt get in on that pussy

Typical Army.

Sweet Jesus. Women can't handle abundance.

Basic combat training
This took place at Lost in the Woods

Oh yeah, I've been leeching off my parents for 3 years watching anime and playing video games. I knew this day would come where I had to leave. Being a consumer whore, I would gain some perspective joining the military. I can't even take care of my car without my dad.

Underrated

there's no shortage of anime freaks in the military

yours is a fairly common story

>Be me
>Be infantry
>Best friend is nicknamed "The Blood Machine"
>Killed 1000s
>Known to have taken out into camps by himself
>Carries around 50 knives on him at all times and can wield up to 10 at once
>Dumb army bitch thinks she can beat him in a fight cause of feminism
>He never turns down a fight, even for unworthy opponents
>They decide to duel
>I shoot the pistol and they fight
>In an instant, knives are flying everywhere like shurikens
>She's sliced into a million pieces by an onslaught of knives and lightning fast kicks
>He jumps in the air and comes screaming down to the earth with a kick
>She gets literally decapitated
>Body unrecognizable
>Sad!
>Told sarge that we got ambushed by terrorists but Blood Machine killed them all
>He believed us

She was a coal burning bitch that had 3 kids lol. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. I'd rather jerk it in my bird on the flight line.

fucking ft.leonard wood, I'm glad I never have to go back there

Someone has to have that /k/ story about the chick who got riddled with STDs from the natives so much that the skin between her vagina and ass literally started disintegrating and the captain leader nigger (don't know or care about military jargon) had a zip lock bag full of green liquid shit/pus from her vaginer

Your best friend is Sakuya?

Sexual harassment and equal opportunity. Basically safe space and manipulation

>on 1mi ruck
I hope that's a fucking typo.

Your being sacarstic, but enlistment is great for low agency people. It's better than forever remaining a faggot.

Like I said, typical Army.

>backward cap and apron

slav fashion

If you go in just remember you get what you make out of it. You're put on the fast track for personal development but you can still remain a lazy shitbag leech if you try.
I joined for the same reason as you but I went reserves like a tard so it's back to mummy's and chicken tendies for me

In Qatar we had female soldiers literally whoring themselves out to other soldiers, making a fortune. I thought it was genius actually.

hahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

Dude I know a fucking 47 year old man who joined the Navy as an E-1. It's called a waiver, if you can't get one you're a fuckup.

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Quick question if I'm half blind can I join the military?

Its a sniper, there are plenty of snipers with a high kill amount.

no

Well shit.

QL29804 intake basic at Waitright. We had a tiny asian bitch who never kept up and often ended up in a stretcher.

I went in a bit of a fatty and made the guys run extra but I puked and carried on until I wasn't a fatty.

This cunt should never have been there. Dividing her shit and taking turns carrying her was ridiculous.

On the up side I went to my first strippers with a lesbian. Drinking age is 18 in Alberta and I'd never been to a bar before. Funny shit whipping coins at some skank stripping the prairies.

What about color blind? This would be useful if there is a draft. Already ruined my dream of being a commercial pilot so if it keeps me from being drafted I'd say that evens out

>These are the people in your military.
>The true redpill is that they are all degenerates
>Even the officers couldn't get real careers
>But god bless our troops

Idk how anyone says that with a straight face, ex military here; sold my soul for an education. Americas a pretty fucked up place, but veteran status is a nice fast track and trump card. Before anyone shit talks my performance, I went from E-1 to E-5 in 4 years, and spent over 2 of those years deployed in the middle east.

Faggot join army then go scaffold out of Perth like a proper kiwi.

Or join the reserves and have your cake and eat it. You can even deploy as a reservist and go right back to your career you fucking pussy.

Job can't even sack you. What a cunt.

Never dealt with women because of special operations secret club