What country is, objectively, the happiest country?

What country is, objectively, the happiest country?

Why?

The whitest one

Mexico, no doubt. Simpsons called it, so you know it's canon.

holy fuck that bitch literally blamed everyone else but muslim for islamic terrorism

True Korea. Everyone is happy here!

>t. Kim Jong-Un

I don't know enough about happiness or objectivity to respond accordingly.

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This. Happiness is the only allowed emotion.

Probably Saudi Arabia. They can do what they want and no one else wants to move there

Iceland

Extremely homologous with a good economic distribution of wealth and good workers rights.

The one with no muslims

wherever there are the lowest number of niggers and jews per capita

Me, because I get to call for the death of niggers and it makes me a daring political savant.

And soon I will build an ACTUAL WALL to keep spics out.

The poorest one, poor people are happy people.
The rareset of the rare flags, I guess.
Maybe LIberia?

Denmark

Good. She just made more people dislike mudslimes.

>there is a metric for happiness meme

>Liechtenstein
I want to believe this is the country with a 0.00% homicide rate. Known as the safest country in the world, apparently residents regularly leave their doors unlocked. Not to mention the geography of Liechtenstein makes this place pretty comfy looking. I believe either this country or Luxemborg is also has the highest GDP per capita.

>do what they want
>saudi arabia

pick one and literally only one

They have an app to check if they're having sex with a relative. Also dark and cold, which a lot of people find depressing

The dumbest ones.