Tfw never will be australian why even live

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thats right you can fuck off you pommy bastard

Fuck off Achmed

fuck off kevin ya cunt

We're full by the way :D

Why would anyone want to be Australian?

Also known as the chunder from down under.

what's so great about Australia that you want to move there OP?

>flat chest

dismissed.

When will you cunts pay us convict-descendants reparations?

whats tfw?
I heard ozzy women are whiny leftist business hating liars

Flat-chested girls are a delicacy in Australia

this
the novelty is alluring

Is your name not Bruce then?

> larping overseas Australian
How's england this time of year?

Think positively. you won't have emu war PTSD

I kek every tiem...

Don't believe what you see, it's full of Muslims, Asians and drunk Abos.

Real Australia sends it's regards
Also I'm filling those cunts fuck off mate

what was life like in the trenches of the Emu war?

All western countries are full of that shit because a bunch of (((cucks))) ran the world for a while. Now that Trumps victory has started the ball rolling soon we'll be able to wipe them all back out and then we will just have the hottest girls in the world without the other shit.

>will never be kicked off a rock by Turks
>will never lose a war to birds

I'm okay with this.

No, wait. I'm a bit sad that I don't get to mad minute a horde of kangaroos and call it pest control. That'd be fun.

Just don't come by boat,
She'll be right.

>he wants to bang an aussie woman
They are walking bioweapons. The kind of STDs these ladies are filled with is appalling, and it's no wonder since every aussette i've had contact with acted like a saleswoman for her own pussy.
Absolutely revolting, i would need an titanium coated condom to fuck one of those or i'm getting my dick melted by the sheer pH induced by their infested vaginal flora

>tfw you will never be killed by a gigantic spider in your sleep

I can fly over & live in Aussie whenever I feel like booking a ticket

They can't stand the Irish accent so the sheila's here wouldn't go near you.

>fat redhaired cunt gets turned down after buying drinks all night for the fourth time in the third city he visited

kek

Have you actually come over here? Or are you going after backpackers? If it's the latter, no shit. Backpacking women are sluts regardless of where they come from and often fund their trip through whoring themselves out.

>we're taxing street whores at 15%

gotta give props to the greens for this mate

Yah nah, these are the new australians m8

flat chest girls are a 1 to me

no thanks

is ti true italian men are pimps?
getn all the ladies?

fuck I love oz now
I am half irish and hate the miks
shitty culture

minorities are not australians

Nope. "True blue sheilas" in their motherland,as you call them
Mediterranean men are very manly in general, especially the ones from the South. Nobody gives a shit about equality and the word "feminist" here is synonimous with whore

Filthy Terrone

;^)

Ayy but at what cost?

ask him for david attenborroah

Feels breddy dam gud tbhfamalam

medditeeanean men are ugly doshes who women mace

i can still hear the stampeding feet of them all.
the march of the birds will never leave my dreams

Horrible

Sounds based. But that history... muh m8.

""""manly""""

don't lads, you'll trigger my ptsd
>the fighting ends but the war rages on

Do any of you other Aussies always have to stare down an emu when you walk past one? I can't attack them but they have to know I disapprove of them strongly

they still attack when your driving
the glare protects them from the disapproval

It's pretty hard to repel a well disciplined unit of emu's even with modern machine guns, all you hit is feathers and sinew and they keep coming. Remember they charge at 30 km per hour. You foreigners have never faced the likes of this.

>goes homes and drops his load in a maple leaf while singing politically correct national anthem
Yeah I rather have a war with birds than be a leaf worshiper

I don't even want to be Australians. I'm more than happy with just reading their wonderful posts on 4chin.

>pic related
How I feel like whenever Australia-aniki gives me a (You).

is your country more south american/latino or actual mainland US?

A

hey baby

FUCKING

I thought all brits had to do was commit crime, and they got shipped there free of charge?

BEADY CUNT

You ruined it you bellend

you ruined western civilisation
guess we're even then

HI EVERYONE. I LOVE BEING AUSSIE. BOY AUSTRALIA IS A NICE COUNTRY! I LOVE SURE DO MY HOMELAND!

TIME TO GO AND SHITPOST WITH MY FELLOW AUSSIE MATES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

come visit us some time we're a loving, friendly bunch

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You need to calm the fuck down cuz.

lol

Piss off stevo

No we're shit, everything is shit here, dont come here please.

You just wait. Once that new pathway to citizenship kicks in next year for your highest earners currently over here we're going to lock them in before kicking the rest out home again and closing the door.

Maybe you should, you are sure as fuck better than achmed

Half italian, half finnish, born in australia here.

I'm a tall good looking italian without the hair problems.

calm your farm shane

meth heads

Don't even fucking joke

tough times lad

I'm going to move to Australia next year. So in your fucking face OP bastard

we'll be waiting poofter
bet you're a cop

i'm a doctor ya bastard

It's the same here as everywhere else but it's hot as hell and everyone is a loud mouth dick head if they aren't filthy chinks.

we have enough paki's already fuck off

so much win.

kek i'm white
really white
whiter than you mudblood

I like being an American better. The rest of the world gets so butthurt about us it's funny. Fuck the loser countries.

there aint no convincing you is there fuckface
fuck off
we are full

no man i am coming for you
see you next year, friend

you'll be driving a taxi and making korma for when i'm bent owais

white anglo brits are the only people we're not full for desu

his name is tamir and he just wants a pension
he's learn the ways of the beady mans lies

fark off. we need the white british anglo stock. Unless you want to be out numbered mate. Cant complain about the chinks and kebabs then stop white anglo brits from coming...

b-b-but he said he's white???

I FUKN SWEAR IF HE IS A PAKI I WILL LOSE MY SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Australian women are really vile creatures. The best looking ones let it get to their head. Especially if they used online dating, their egos are inflated by the sheer number of fuckboys messaging them over and over. They become a realtor for their vagina in a way, only they have absolutely no personality to speak of as a result of always being coddled by men. This sparks a hippy-esque mentality in them where they are completely void of anything interesting except clinging to subculture for reassurance that their life isn't a walking brick where they can't do anything remotely interesting with their lives aside from buying fucking healing crystals and skimming Facebook and Instagram every couple of minutes to further inflate their ego and deflate their persona. Then by night they're swiping away on Tinder looking for the next dream guy that'll take them out and realise that the girl they met is devoid of a soul and is only good for a quick root. This girl then thinks all men are assholes with their brain working overtime trying to figure out what exactly they want in life.

I'd rather a nice Dutch girl. Too bad they don't exist in Australia.

I think they exist in Holland though

Hope you find this helpful

>online dating
>facebook
>Instagram
>tinder

go outside and talk to a woman you fucking drongo

thanks brus
fuck you bru

I'd like to take this moment to say how much i like Australian people.

>Go to pub
>Sit down
>Look around me
>Every girl, head down, on their phone
>Find the one chick eating by herself staring into space
>Break the ice with some bantz
>Sorry I'm taken

Every time.

What's so great about Australia?

They like to hire our ex military, should I move there?

our women are fat and or degenerate

>Every
>Fucking
>Time
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Its fucking summer in here

yeah, phones are a problem
do you have a job?
and that isn't an invitation to have a sook if you don't
if you don't find a social activity
sports is always good, even if its just going to a sports match, car race etc
show and shine car shows are good or food festival type things
my mate does the plentyoffish thing and he's always hating women and whinging about not having a missus, I think they're worse online than in person
the worst you'll come out of talking to them is single, like you are now

get back on the horse little buddy

accurate