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Tfw never will be australian why even live
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thats right you can fuck off you pommy bastard
Fuck off Achmed
fuck off kevin ya cunt
We're full by the way :D
Why would anyone want to be Australian?
Also known as the chunder from down under.
what's so great about Australia that you want to move there OP?
>flat chest
dismissed.
When will you cunts pay us convict-descendants reparations?
whats tfw?
I heard ozzy women are whiny leftist business hating liars
Flat-chested girls are a delicacy in Australia
this
the novelty is alluring
Is your name not Bruce then?
> larping overseas Australian
How's england this time of year?
Think positively. you won't have emu war PTSD
I kek every tiem...
Don't believe what you see, it's full of Muslims, Asians and drunk Abos.
Real Australia sends it's regards
Also I'm filling those cunts fuck off mate
what was life like in the trenches of the Emu war?
All western countries are full of that shit because a bunch of (((cucks))) ran the world for a while. Now that Trumps victory has started the ball rolling soon we'll be able to wipe them all back out and then we will just have the hottest girls in the world without the other shit.
>will never be kicked off a rock by Turks
>will never lose a war to birds
I'm okay with this.
No, wait. I'm a bit sad that I don't get to mad minute a horde of kangaroos and call it pest control. That'd be fun.
Just don't come by boat,
She'll be right.
>he wants to bang an aussie woman
They are walking bioweapons. The kind of STDs these ladies are filled with is appalling, and it's no wonder since every aussette i've had contact with acted like a saleswoman for her own pussy.
Absolutely revolting, i would need an titanium coated condom to fuck one of those or i'm getting my dick melted by the sheer pH induced by their infested vaginal flora
>tfw you will never be killed by a gigantic spider in your sleep
I can fly over & live in Aussie whenever I feel like booking a ticket
They can't stand the Irish accent so the sheila's here wouldn't go near you.
>fat redhaired cunt gets turned down after buying drinks all night for the fourth time in the third city he visited
kek
Have you actually come over here? Or are you going after backpackers? If it's the latter, no shit. Backpacking women are sluts regardless of where they come from and often fund their trip through whoring themselves out.
>we're taxing street whores at 15%
gotta give props to the greens for this mate
Yah nah, these are the new australians m8
flat chest girls are a 1 to me
no thanks
is ti true italian men are pimps?
getn all the ladies?
fuck I love oz now
I am half irish and hate the miks
shitty culture
minorities are not australians
Nope. "True blue sheilas" in their motherland,as you call them
Mediterranean men are very manly in general, especially the ones from the South. Nobody gives a shit about equality and the word "feminist" here is synonimous with whore
Filthy Terrone
;^)
Ayy but at what cost?
ask him for david attenborroah
Feels breddy dam gud tbhfamalam
medditeeanean men are ugly doshes who women mace
i can still hear the stampeding feet of them all.
the march of the birds will never leave my dreams
Horrible
Sounds based. But that history... muh m8.
""""manly""""
don't lads, you'll trigger my ptsd
>the fighting ends but the war rages on
Do any of you other Aussies always have to stare down an emu when you walk past one? I can't attack them but they have to know I disapprove of them strongly
they still attack when your driving
the glare protects them from the disapproval
It's pretty hard to repel a well disciplined unit of emu's even with modern machine guns, all you hit is feathers and sinew and they keep coming. Remember they charge at 30 km per hour. You foreigners have never faced the likes of this.
>goes homes and drops his load in a maple leaf while singing politically correct national anthem
Yeah I rather have a war with birds than be a leaf worshiper
I don't even want to be Australians. I'm more than happy with just reading their wonderful posts on 4chin.
>pic related
How I feel like whenever Australia-aniki gives me a (You).
is your country more south american/latino or actual mainland US?
A
hey baby
FUCKING
I thought all brits had to do was commit crime, and they got shipped there free of charge?
BEADY CUNT
You ruined it you bellend
you ruined western civilisation
guess we're even then
HI EVERYONE. I LOVE BEING AUSSIE. BOY AUSTRALIA IS A NICE COUNTRY! I LOVE SURE DO MY HOMELAND!
TIME TO GO AND SHITPOST WITH MY FELLOW AUSSIE MATES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
come visit us some time we're a loving, friendly bunch
You need to calm the fuck down cuz.
lol
Piss off stevo
No we're shit, everything is shit here, dont come here please.
You just wait. Once that new pathway to citizenship kicks in next year for your highest earners currently over here we're going to lock them in before kicking the rest out home again and closing the door.
Maybe you should, you are sure as fuck better than achmed
Half italian, half finnish, born in australia here.
I'm a tall good looking italian without the hair problems.
calm your farm shane
meth heads
Don't even fucking joke
tough times lad
I'm going to move to Australia next year. So in your fucking face OP bastard
we'll be waiting poofter
bet you're a cop
i'm a doctor ya bastard
It's the same here as everywhere else but it's hot as hell and everyone is a loud mouth dick head if they aren't filthy chinks.
we have enough paki's already fuck off
so much win.
kek i'm white
really white
whiter than you mudblood
I like being an American better. The rest of the world gets so butthurt about us it's funny. Fuck the loser countries.
there aint no convincing you is there fuckface
fuck off
we are full
no man i am coming for you
see you next year, friend
you'll be driving a taxi and making korma for when i'm bent owais
white anglo brits are the only people we're not full for desu
his name is tamir and he just wants a pension
he's learn the ways of the beady mans lies
fark off. we need the white british anglo stock. Unless you want to be out numbered mate. Cant complain about the chinks and kebabs then stop white anglo brits from coming...
b-b-but he said he's white???
I FUKN SWEAR IF HE IS A PAKI I WILL LOSE MY SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Australian women are really vile creatures. The best looking ones let it get to their head. Especially if they used online dating, their egos are inflated by the sheer number of fuckboys messaging them over and over. They become a realtor for their vagina in a way, only they have absolutely no personality to speak of as a result of always being coddled by men. This sparks a hippy-esque mentality in them where they are completely void of anything interesting except clinging to subculture for reassurance that their life isn't a walking brick where they can't do anything remotely interesting with their lives aside from buying fucking healing crystals and skimming Facebook and Instagram every couple of minutes to further inflate their ego and deflate their persona. Then by night they're swiping away on Tinder looking for the next dream guy that'll take them out and realise that the girl they met is devoid of a soul and is only good for a quick root. This girl then thinks all men are assholes with their brain working overtime trying to figure out what exactly they want in life.
I'd rather a nice Dutch girl. Too bad they don't exist in Australia.
I think they exist in Holland though
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>online dating
>facebook
>Instagram
>tinder
go outside and talk to a woman you fucking drongo
thanks brus
fuck you bru
I'd like to take this moment to say how much i like Australian people.
>Go to pub
>Sit down
>Look around me
>Every girl, head down, on their phone
>Find the one chick eating by herself staring into space
>Break the ice with some bantz
>Sorry I'm taken
Every time.
What's so great about Australia?
They like to hire our ex military, should I move there?
our women are fat and or degenerate
>Every
>Fucking
>Time
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Its fucking summer in here
yeah, phones are a problem
do you have a job?
and that isn't an invitation to have a sook if you don't
if you don't find a social activity
sports is always good, even if its just going to a sports match, car race etc
show and shine car shows are good or food festival type things
my mate does the plentyoffish thing and he's always hating women and whinging about not having a missus, I think they're worse online than in person
the worst you'll come out of talking to them is single, like you are now
get back on the horse little buddy
accurate