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What now?

>The Sun Never Sets On The British Empire

What gives.

Denmark is having a collective breakdown at being the most insignificant Scandinavian country

STAHP LAFFING AT WHATEVER IS FUNNY

WRITE MEAN THINGS ON FACEBOOK AND YOU*RE GOING TO JAIL YOU ANTI-SOCIAL BIGOT

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Can't even post a gif right.

teehee

>all .gif images require multiple frames

t. British computer science

I thought that was Somalia.

DELETE THIS THREAD RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT

Technically Canada and Australia are still cucked by the Queen.

Most people wouldn't even be able to find your country on a map. At least this country has had massive influence on the world, arguably more than any other nation in existence. It's all in the past, so what, the ripples will last for eternity.

Wow.. Always gotta take it too far. Words hurt you know

>Losing your empire this hard

>Svalbard and Jan Mayen

What is that, some kind of foreign disease?

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It still doesn't faggot

here's an animated gif for you

>Being a weak people who couldn't gain their independence until less than 100 years ago.

DELETE THIS

RARE LADS. WE'VE GOT A RARE HERE.

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>Armed Trawlers

GLORIOUS ICELANDIC WAR MACHINES

Don't bully the UK.

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Thanks for pointing out, thought it was just Norway.

Probably VPN, but it still counts! added to the collection.

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He's finland mate, not iceland.
Finland was pretty much Spanish tier during ww2 anyway

What's going on?

>attacking a neutral nation
Oh you guys are so tough aren't you

wut

> 1 killed (suicide én route)

Iceland confirmed for so shit our marines would rather kill themselves than go there.

> Inb4 someone posts 2-1

"""""""""Royal Marines""""""""""""

>should be impossible :^)

he was gloating about the Icefags beating us though, so I BTFO'd him
took one look at the nordic homeland and off'd himself, absolute shithole

You were passive-aggressively siding with the frogs. You had it coming.

>Be Denmark
>Unite all of Scandinavia
>Sweden declares independence a century later
>loses to the swedes

You let Sweden free so you can't talk shit about the eternal Anglo

Underrated kek

Finland actually did a decent job in WW2

Winter War and Continuation War they acquitted themselves pretty well considering they were up against the full "might" of the Soviets during one of those wars.

you never had an empire or anything of worth cunt

teehee

>y-you bullies

Can we join Danelaw?
I'm sick of being ruled from londonistan


KING CNUT DID NOTHING WRONG

>Being neutral

You were either one of the cool countries or a Frog loving puppet.

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>You let Sweden free
Oh no, not Sweden, what a terrible loss

He wouldn't shut up during the bloody boat trip, we had no choice.

traitors will be shot

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DENTIST

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>suicide en route
what the fuck happened?

Denmark's history is fucking pathetic

I'm sorry user, I didn't know how they made you feel... thanks for sharing your feelings. Here's a (you) and a joke.

What are you on about, you chilean monkey? Denmark never owned us. We ran the Kalmar Union, like we've always run the North.

Why do you have your own flag?

Not cool.

I actually feel bad for them.

It is you who is the betrayer

North Sea Empire arise!

They are a Crown Dependency. they're not part of England.

Fucking cunt

> Very rough seas were encountered on passage to Iceland and the majority of the marines cluttered gangways and mess-decks throughout the ship, prostrate with seasickness. One unfortunate marine committed suicide
couldn't handle the ocean.
>royal "marines"

>cant even get to the south pole without the entire crew dying off

You should never get between Iceland and her fish. It took the great British Empire three tragic wars and three crushing defeats to learn that lesson.

that's not the Danelaw, Cnut ruled England for a short while because of the the incompetence of Æthelred the Unready, the Danelaw was before this

That chunk of Antartica it not theirs.

Topkek

>he says on a british invention
kys

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Thank god

In all seriousness what is with the hostility?

Inferiority Complexes

Yes it is, rightful Spanish clay.

Almost all of those things were done under coercion by the United States.

>royal marines
>one commited suicide because of the waves
>royal pussies

I would understand if one fell overboard, but killing yourself because of the waves is the most stupidest thing done in the 20th century

Guys, come on, enough with the dick waving.

We all know Israel is best country.

Ask your wife's boyfriend.

And moments later their French bastard came and killed every noble in your island.

mass invasion from leddit after the election. Haven't you noticed how much this place has changed?

Question, fellow brits, would you trade your nation's history of extraordinary accomplishments in exchange for the high standard of living in Scandinavian countries (Sweden aside)? The streets of Denmark and Norway are crime-free, but on the other hand, the spiciest shit they can throw up are viking conquests literally over a thousand ago and fucking cod wars. Is it worth it? Personally I don't think it is.

cunt, hope donald send you back

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In all honesty, Greenland is the greatest country on earth.

>A Norwegian officer says the rules have caused 'amusement' among locals

>ka farsken, får ikkje dæm forbainna ængelskmennern fårrå ut i detta været her engang!? det e jo faen steike mæ knapt minus her. æ har sjol vorri ut å pessa i -50, vart knapt frossen.

Are there any niggers on the Isle of Man?
And what nationality do you identify with?

>everyone hates us

>Standard of living
It has made them complacent and compliant to cuckery.

A few blacks, no stereotypical nigger culture, most of them are mixed race as well.

I'm Manx first and foremost and British after that.

Of course you would bring that up Captain Sweden.

>Haven't you noticed how much this place has changed?
Oh boy, have I. Why the specific Scandinavian-British shit flinging contest though?

It isn't a country, its part of the Kingdom of Denmark.

hi manly tears

how are u doin

>The streets of Denmark and Norway are crime-free
What's this, comedy hour?

>Denmark
youtube.com/watch?v=aNLbOUGnppg

>Norway
youtube.com/watch?v=bggr0pSRqDY

Also, just FYI. Sweden has contributed more in the fields of science than Britain has when you take per-capita into account.

Would you fight for Britain if you needed to?

hi burger

I'm doing good, not drowning in SJWs and Hispanics like you are.

Maybe you shouldn't have freed the niggers. Maybe you shouldn't have bullied Germany. Think about that.

At least some of you are very pretty.

>Firebombed a neutral nation's civilian population not once but twice

I get that OP's being a massive faggot, but taking pride in your own niggery is even worse, my man.

Doesn't matter - We still ironically have a bigger empire at you as things stand.

wow is this actually manly tears

i was taking a guess

how are u friend

I'd give up everything and have the UK's economy devastated, if it meant we could be 100% white again.