The idea of Trump completely misusing the national alert system to shitpost to the entire nation is the funniest thing I've ever heard of.
Just picture it:
>You're in a crowded place
>Suddenly everyone's phones go off at once
>They look, expecting to see a flash flood warning or Amber Alert
>"Pervert Alert: Anthony Weiner is back on twitter! All girls under 18, block him immediately. A disgusting man"
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The national alert system is weird. I was in California a couple of months ago and my phone got a message saying some girl had been kidnapped or something. Like I don't want to know this shit. I'll read the news if I want to know what's going on
>got a message saying some girl had been kidnapped or something
The point is you can identify her if you see her/know here. Its not for shits and giggles.
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>you can't get away from memes
>Get a text message marked urgent
>NATIONAL ALERT SYSTEM as the sender
oh shit, i better look
>ur a faggit
He should be able to send those alerts to Mexico, we would become the world's #1 salt producer.
And you think Americans are dumb
It is known the chavs are slightly smarter than abbos.
>the ability to shitpost in real-time to every smartphone in the USA
There is power, there is too much power, and then there absolute madness.
Your right, we can't let Drumpfhzhzh get the nuclear code
>The following is a message from the President of the United States
Durka young Muslim goes to America, gets pumped full of freedom, doesn't feel good, and changes. Stabbing spree! Many such cases!
This was always his end game.
This is why he wanted to become president.
SJW's SUCK IT! TRUMP WON YOU FUCKING LOSERS! WATCH: youtube.com
SJW's SUCK IT! TRUMP WON YOU FUCKING LOSERS! WATCH: youtube.com
In all honesty I'm hoping he does if Twitter bans him
Who here blocked amber alerts on their phone ?
Twitter worth will plummet when they do it
Sad
>You have the power to send a text message to every smartphone in the nation
>what do you send?
I didn't know this was a thing, do you get these alerts often? I only knew about the Emergency Alert System working on TVs. I guess it does make more sense to use phones.
Pepe
every single fucking amber alert is the kid getting "abducted" by one his parents.
fucking bullshit, the sjw child service people want to rub everybodys face in it
It's called an Amber alert and the purpose of the notifications is for you to keep yer eyes peeled for the person
Hitler did nothing wrong
I for one look forward to getting mandatory updates from our shitposter in chief.
>"Pervert Alert: Anthony Weiner is back on twitter! All girls under 18, block him immediately. A disgusting man"
Lmfao. Thank you for this user. The mere idea of this happening is hillarious.
why did you fags elect this dumbfuck
I can only dream.
>320 million phones chime all at once
>check message
>"Just found Bill's porn stash. Sad!"
>Jet fuel can't melt steel memes
Like the TSA, the amber alert system is security theatre.
archive.boston.com
>minding my own business, drinking some diet coke
>national text alert
>skinny people dont drink diet coke
>feels bad man
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i did, but if trump starts using it to shitpost, i'll unblock them.
oh my god how did this get here I am not good with computer
What a time to be alive
"lol hilldawg look what i can do and you can't"
>If you don't respond to this text your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Sad!
yea like i care about some roastie getting blacked in some dark alley. LOL.
I've been slain.
Wrong.
yeah but the problem with that system is that when you get the alert, you dont want to look for the missing person. in fact, reminding everyone constantly of how little privacy they have is worse for society than people going missing. most amber alerts are false alarm cases of stupid kids running away from home.
"poopoo peepee *BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP* lol"
Its kinda cold out today.
THIS MAN IS A GENIOUS!!!
>shit post everyday on it
>liberals create way to block it because they dont like "drumpf"
>only trump supporters will read all his messages
>one day there is a real emergency and liberals cant avoid it since they blocked the messages
>only trump supporters survive
What a time to be alive
>yfw we literally get unlimited shitposting conveniently delevered to 300 million smartphones for the next 4 / 8 years
what a time to be alive
So effectively he's got over 300 million followers now.
>post yfw you realise this is the entire reason he ran
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gtj rwn
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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that would self ddos the whole network desu
amber alerts are for missing children you dumb fuck.
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the fucking savage
>children
yea like i care about some roastie getting blacked in some dark alley. LOL.
ahahaHHAHAHAHHA
"What's everyone up to"
Amber alerts aren't issued when the police think someone has run away. Are you absolutely fucking retarded?
yeah..thats what the other poster said.
Jesus bongs are fuckin sad, you'll never be aussie tier. Stop trying nigel.
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
Amber alert is a kidnapping bruh
Impeached for shitposting?
Going to go with Hitler did nothing wrong as well.
Well it's not so you can go play detective and hunt the kid down. It's just so if you're at the gas station and see a little blond girl in the back of a white toyota like the amber message said you can call the police with the license plate number.
I don't get what the privacy concern with this is anyways. The police already have your number and the NSA is listening to all of your phone calls. If you want privacy don't have a phone.
Surprised Podesta didnt have a movie script sent to him about the people proposing Amber alert legislation.
Well he does roast people alive via twitter, he could get some sort of virtual homicide charges for straight murderin' niggas with his bantz
i know the brits dont care about missing and kidnapped children but most of the rest of the world does
Adios Amigos.
>my phone starts to buzz
>NATIONAL ALERT
>Jeb is a mess
easy.
my dick
>ALERT
>hey ivanka send me noods of that sexy ass I'm listening to the morning briefing and they keep talking about sand and I'm bored xxx
The Donald could out banter the whole of Australia with a single text
He's literally the Master of Bantz at this point, the Grand Poobah of puttin' people in place
This would honestly be great, if he uses it to reveal all the true stories that the PC liberals sweep under the rug that they deem racist. Like three black thugs killing a woman and her baby while she was walking her in a baby stroller.
We're glued to our phones. This would wake everybody up and break the mind control that the mainstream kike media only wants you to know.
>inb4 CNN and other jewish news networks BREAKING NEWS TRUMPS ALERTS ARE FAKE NEWS! ONLY LISTEN TO US GOY FOR THE "REAL" NEWS!
underrated
>Amber alerts aren't issued when the police think someone has run away.
doesnt change the fact
It literally fucking does because your premise was wrong in the first place.
New phone who dis?
>it's being upgraded to include pictures.
Itty bitty baby itty bitty boat
>I'm just not a fan of sharks
The most stupid tweet always gets me.
"I've got some bigly news nation, Barron isn't acoustic"
That Amber Alert Stuff? I actually found a way to block those. I haven't gotten them in years, even when my friends got them while standing right next to me.
Shaniqua don't live here no mo
Sauce
It's so you can be on the lookout for cheese pizzas
gas the fucking kikes race war now
someone needs to somehow get ahold of this server and spam funny pol memes to the entire nation
based
This.
God, they're so annoying too.
I always manage to get them a 3AM for some fucking reason..
88D chess at it again
Yeah, well I'll bet you'll be sorry you blocked it if you ever get kidnapped.
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Amber alerts would go off every hour in Rotherham
will you be my ai girlfriend?
>every morning, every day from the beginning of his term to the end, like clockwork, every American will get this message
>"Mexicans: You have to go back."
If the message is from Caudillo TRUMP you Better read it and remember ,even keep a note book and write something positive about it