Muslim thread. All Muslims and Infidels are welcome. Ask questions, criticise...

Muslim thread. All Muslims and Infidels are welcome. Ask questions, criticise, Discuss politics do whatever the fuck you want.

Also fuck moderate ''''''muslims''''''. 'Allahu Akbar, Brothers.

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Kaffir or Musslimoon?

Purge all muslim swines!

Heil Hitler!

Sieg Heil!

Sieg Heil!

Sieg Heil!

Sieg Heil!

Sieg Heil!

>implying hitler wouldn't like muslims

Ethnic Bavarian, my penis is uncut :^)

I have a question: some Muslims can be kinda cute, but I only like the non-hairy ones. How come people from Morocco and Tunisia tend to have little to no body hair while the rest of the Arab and Muslim world are hairy af and smell accordingly?

How can he tell, he's a poo in loo

Dunno. I live one the other end of the Muslim world. But what I do know is that it is a sign of manliness in the 'white' arabs. It could also be because they are under nigger influence.

Yeah but as a Muslim I am sure he had to learn a lot about the Arab world.

inshallah i can support this jihad

Allah akbar fellow brethen, Sweden is becoming muslim within 100 years i guarantee you, the men are so weak, only play computer game and don't even not dare speak to girls.

If Hitler was alive in Germany today it wouldn't be a question what he would do.

Gas the muslims, hang their children and behead their woman

Not really. Muslims are just taught the beliefs and history from 570-700 AD in relation to Islamiat.

How can I convert to Islam?

>under nigger influence

My God, they have so much in common with Americans!

Simple, you take a gun. Aim it at your temple, and pull the trigger

Hitler is too white for modern-day Germany, he'd never make it across the border :^)

Just say ' La illaha illallah Muhammadur rasul Allah'

Translation:' There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his messenger '

This has to be said in no compulsion and with knowledge of it's meaning. If you sincerely conversation and declare it then when you leave it you are sentenced to death so I advise you to think it over.

keked

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As-salamu alaykum brother

Ok, serious question now:

How powerful is the ISI really, and do they really fund and orchestrate terrorist organizations or is it, in your opinion, just a meme?

Where you bever on the hajj kuffar?

Spare me your dumb islamist propaganda, only a weak fool would believe shit like that. Muslims are just like the kikes, you all will soon be dead. We are rising, and you will fall

They are quite powerful actually. Though they aren't such a big threat to the west but they are even active in Pakistan. The army has reported fifteen ISIS members having been killed here but the government has denied it.

It has command over Boko Haram. But they are at war with Taliban and USA in Afghanistan.

Nope. I want to go with my family but sadly I'm still a bachelor because I don't get a head start on this whole relationship thing because you can't marry before being 18 here. And Zina is a sin.

>It has command over Boko Haram.
Holy shit, didn't know that.

>USA in Afghanistan.
That I knew. Ever wondered why the U.S. never took an officially more aggressive stance towards Pakistan over that? Because you guys have nukes?

Hey, i like a*lah too

>implying ISIS and USA are not one and the same

You are the slaves of kikes, and you will be punished for it

>Pakistan
>cant marry before 18
sounds legit

Over what? The ISIS guys were shot by the Pakistan Army. Also the Taliban have a temporary peace settlement with the USA to drive out ISI

Sorry, everything I know about ISI I learned from season 3 of Homeland :^)

Thays what the Law is in Punjab and Sindh. In Baluchistan and KPK it's 16. But that's what the Law says and it's not followed strictly because no one here gives a fuck anymore.

Are you still divided by this stupid tribes?

Pakistan is often blamed for housing a terrorist state but it's been making enemies of both the Taliban and the Mullahs by vehemently making more ' liberal' laws, ignoring US drone strikes on civilian areas and killing the Taliban I'm order to please our sugar Daddy the US.

These are the provinces you dumbfuck. The tribal system is only followed by the Afghans in special reserve areas. The tribal leaders are being asked to pack up because the regular laws are going in effect their in a couple of months.

Interesting, thanks!

Appart from USA's breaches of Pakistani sovereignty and the collateral damage that ensued because of it, were there instances where they actually supported you in some areas? Not just militarily, but also in terms of civilian projects?

i know its the provinces..stupid paki...but dont tell me the tribes dont have any power about your goatherders and would acccept your laws

The quffar on Sup Forums must submit to our great religion Takbir!!

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Various programs in the 1960s introduced mechanized agriculture to Punjab. It provided is with countless ammunition and money for the Afghan War.

In recent years the USaid has provided Turbines to the Punjabi Landlords for subsidised prices.

Give me 1 single reason why Mickey Mouse shouldn't be killed.

>Is the mascot of Disney
>Disney is one of the biggest cultural Marxism supporting companies out there
>They also fucked over star wars by having it mainly about strong independedentn wimminz

The tribes don't have a say in governance nor legislation. They just have some lands called 'FATA' where they have special laws. And the government has told them to pack up.

Why do you fapping about gay porn, Poohamad ?

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Really makes you think

Interesting, thanks. First they drone the shit out of civilians, then they give you turbines. Christian values, huh?
>Why do you fapping about gay porn,
Because gay porn is the ultimate redpill :^)

God is light, and in him there is no darkness at all.

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>God is light, and in him there is no darkness at all.

If he can't even produce darkness inside himself, he can't be very omnipotent, now, can he? :^)

>gay porn
>gastronomy
kek

TOP KEK

Boner achieved :^)

how often do you fuck your cousin sisters? farm animals?

serious questions

Prove to me that the angel at Hira was really Gabriel, what sort of testing did Muhammad do to ensure the angel who told him to recite was actually sent from God and not doing so on his own whim?

Kek.

Post arab talk show memes

A guy fucked a cow at my farm. The animal was put down and the villagers drove away the boy. Cousin fucking is pretty common. I myself once confessed my live to a cousin and my parents are cousins. Frankly there are no 'tards I'm the family except me because I'm a fucking Sup Forumstard

>Frankly there are no 'tards I'm the family except me because I'm a fucking Sup Forumstard

lmao

You're alright by me, Pakibro

muddies

Wait for your government to import them en mass. Then watch as they cuck your wife and daughter. Then you are on your way.

i feel like us christians and muslims can really get along, and bond over hatred of the jew and the fag, but the jew has so much influence over us that we are tricked into seeing you as a worse enemy

What the fuck? So Apparently your God can't even control the very angels he has made to do his bidding Kek.

Allah faces no such limitations. Also, the Quran wasn't revealed in one go. It was revealed over a period of 22 years and The Prophet PBUH went to Heaven in 620 AD and actually heard Allah at the Throne of God and was given the commandments regarding prayer.

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Yes it's very possible. In fact the Quran says that the Jews intentionally fucked up their Torah while the Christians were misled.

Yes we can look above our differences and unite to destroy the Jew.

Only problem is Allah doesn't exist. There is only one true God and He aint Muslim.

So why even ask the question? You didn't answer me on the Christian God's angels being so disobedient?

Also, Allah isn't Muslim but his beloved nation is.

What do you mean? Why does it have to be as you say?
Not sure you understand this paradigm or in what way this saying is presented in the scriptures.

Lets say hypertheoretically there is free will in this world, and God created it, and he just wants to see if you have a good heart in a free world, and that this world works as a filter for what comes after the so called "death" which isnt a death at all, because there is no real death, what we know as death is nothing but a mere separation of soul form body to go to the next energy-level.

Because the true God aka the Christian God doesn't create puppets and robots. He creates beings with freewill and let's them deside their own fate.

Serious question, do you know its written in the Quran that "Allah is the greatest deceiver of all"?
Did you read this?
Whats your opinion about it?

So are you inbred?

Allah creates those too. Those are called humans and that is why they are superior to angels.

FIRST YOU FUCKING SAND NIGGER COME TO OUR COUNTRY NOW OUR BOARD!? GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My question is this. Why are we about to go to war with Iran? The same war Obama tried to prevent with the iran deal?

Like them or hate them, it will be the most foolish thing we ever do.

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It was in relation to the Hypocrites of Medina planning to overthrow the Muslim government from within . Allah says that if they plan then Allah also plans against them. Most other translations use Plotter or planner instead of Deceiver.


And also, isn't an omnipotent God supposed to be able to do everything? Including deceiving.

Look at my flag . I'm not even Arab for fuck's sake.

Whats your opinion about India?

keep fighting my brother

Convert or die.

Yup. Iran has said that using nukes is Haraam. I don't even get what all this gate against Iran is for. And don't get me stated on the whole ' liberation of the people' shit. Did Vietnam or the Native Americans enjoy their 'liberty'?

It's one big designated shitting street.

What about the fallen angels? If Allah is the same as the Abrahamic God, he should be well-aware of the angelic rebellion which had occurred in heaven. God gave his children a choice, and some of them chose to sin against Him and to go to earth to rule.

Unless you're going to argue that Allah and the God of Abraham are different beings.

The struggle against these beings are the centerpieces of the Old Testament narrative and the entire reason for why God came in the flesh to redeem us through the blood of the Lamb, so to counter the damage done by these fuckwads and to reconcile God with humanity in the form of Christ.

God doesn't seek to control everyone, if he did then why would he give the angels and mankind free will?

So, you deny the existence of Fallen Angels, that in itself suggests that deception runs rampant in Islam, I ask you again; what proof did Muhammad demand from "Gabriel" that he was sent from God?

>implying only Arabs are sandniggers

Do a hang yourself you fucking dunecoon

>Allah doesn't exist

Very true and islam is just a stupid idea invented by unsophisticated primitives, it's why muslims in general are thick as pigshit.

Yup you can say so. By Western standards I am. But scientifically speaking, we all are.

That's like asking if God can make a rock so heavy He Himself cannot lift.

The answer is simply: He does not attempt or regard the rediculous nor does He entertain the notions of the simplistic human mind.

Perhaps.

The only clear difference I have noticed from Christianity and all other World religions is that all religions apart from Christianity seems to say that God is both Good and Evil, that God is both Darkness and Light.

Asian belief system and Buddhism of Ying-yang-concept, good-and-bad.

Islam says Allah never visits, and one may never know if they reach heaven until the day of judgement, not even prophet mohammed would know.

But Christianity stands out and Says God is light and in him there is no darkness at all. Jesus said I am the light of the world, who ever walks with me should always walk in light and never in darkness.

Did you ever try to pray to Jesus, serious question, try it? Dont be afraid about it. Ask him to show you if he is the real God. Would you accept the challenge?
What could possibly go wrong?
Test your faith.

>He does not attempt or regard the rediculous

Well he did cosplay as a burning bush once and commanded a whale to swallow a guy so he could coerce him into being his servant, so I'd say you're completely wrong :^)

>What about the fallen angels?
There are no fallen angels in islam it was Satan the demon who rebelled and Demons and angels are two distinct beings. Angels are made from light while the Djinn from smokeless fire. Also the Djinn have free will and the Angels don't.

>The struggle against these beings are the centerpieces of the Old Testament narrative and the entire reason for why God came in the flesh to redeem us through the blood of the Lamb

First of all the idea of waging war against Allah the creator is dumb as fuck and makes the Christian God sound like the Greek gods. Second of all the old testament was corrupted over a period of 2000 years when the Quran was revealed. Also, God didn't come to earth as his own self it was a Prophet by the new Yeshua ( AS) who was raised up to heaven just before being crucified because the Jews couldn't be victorious over the Christ. Plus Muslims are forgiven by Allah based on their actions ( the whole point of judgement and Freewill) not on the basis of something he did.

>what proof did Muhammad demand from "Gabriel" that he was sent from God?

None. And that is what is known as true faith. You have no proof of Christianity being the true religion do you?

He would stoned to death by his *bretheren* if he did that. They're so full of peace as you know.

if this was a real muslim thread, infidels wouldn't be allowed. you're not even a real muslim.

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>Lithuania
Lies

God *could* lie or he *could* deceive but he never will because that isn't apart of his nature. It's like a pacifist who doesn't believe in fighting, sure, they could pick a fight and fight defensively if they needed to, but that doesn't mean they'll go out and fight all the time, it's not in their nature or character to do so.

I'm not sure and I'm not going to claim to know, but this is my understanding as I have read it in the Word.

That isn't a test of faith, brother. That is rejection of faith. Would you ever pray to St Peter? Or Jonah AS?

In islam this would both be apostasy and shirk( idolatry) even though the law prevents death for apostasy i would never forgive myself.

When do we fight the next war? Too much shitposting, too little crucifixion.

1. That's not the point of the answer.

2. Not every parable or store in the Bible is meant to be taken literal. Jesus Himself used parables. The burning bush? I belive that happened. It was an appropriate approach for Moses at that time. Jonah? I suppose the all powerful God could have made it happen without any effort, but I suspect the story wasn't meant to be taken literal.

>not literal

Well isn't that convenient :^)

You fucking cuck

How Christian of you :^)