Trusting Texas

>Trusting Texas
>Ever

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Fucking New York. The entire state must be part Canadian

>New York
There is no hope for that state.
>Kansas
lel
>Florida
Even they know how shitty they are

New Mexico is full of betas

>Delaware
beg your pardon?
>Arizona
>
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>New Mexico
now that's just sad
>New Hampshire
kek
>Indiana
ultrakek

There's a reason that shitty state is called "Little Mexico"

>North Carolina
>How to be awesome?

Also Pennsylvania is worrying about ISIS for the rest of us, and everyone laugh at New Jersey.

>How to defeat ISIS?

Based PA.

LOL @ Kansas

PA checking in

>i almost lost hope

>live in NJ
>county voted for Trump

Feelsprettyalrightman

what state

Fucking Hawaii
>How to be a ninja?
KEK!!!

>Mississippi
>how to make love

Kek

That chart is from a realtor company. They want you to buy a house and have provided a fun little chart to help you with this.

They probably made it up

>Implying those arnt from all the liberals moving from Cali here and need to sell their soul to make up for their debt.

>califonrnia
>look in the fucking mirror

>Kansas
>Florida

lmao

>New York
>How to explain mansplaining
Does not seem made up at all, accurate af

>Arizona, California, Texas, and Florida

Based PA though, Wanna move there because family but also West Coaster with East Coast tendencies

>tfw PA
feels good man
>New Jersey
Not surprised, STOP DRIVING ON OUR ROADS YOU'RE ALL AWFUL

>California: How to spot a narcissist?
the fucking irony
>Wisconson
fix your faggot blue counties lads

>Kansas
How to find Kansas?

Florida
>How to get out of Florida?

KEK

I was worried about Ohio but glad to see ours isn't too embarrassing.

Democrats want out of Florida because of how based we are. Stay out northfags. Australians wanted

Divide and conquer lies.

>I was worried about Ohio but glad to see ours isn't too embarrassing.

Even our Google searches are boring as fuck.

whats going on in arizona ?

>How to google something

At least this green chile is good.

>minnesota
>youtube.com/watch?v=wiyYozeOoKs

Don't hate NC because they're ambitious.

What kind of fucking faggoty facebook shit is this?

>a picture with quirky texts lol it MUST BE true and not made by a 19 year old girl

>how to a spot a narcissist

Top fucking kek.

>Florida
That's just New York snowbirds that can't take the heat.

I knew Hawaii was full of weeaboos when Obama said "believe it" and promised to raise the minimum wage to tenten and hour.

>How to crab?
Is there something wrong with Maryland?

PA here. I wanna move out because of taxes and cold weather.

I love our state

I live in this state. Fuck.

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Crabs are a big deal here

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>Missouri
>Not How to raise cocks

We are full of California faggots and New York yuppies now.

t. Austin user

Scott Walker on suicide watch.

Montgomery County 610 reporting

>no evidence cited
Well if it's in a picture on the internet it must be true

Is "crab" a verb in Maryland?

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Crabbing is like fishing but for crabs
To crab is the act of catching crabs

>How to fish?
We Alaskans are the most powerful race in the world. How can other states even compete?

After reading "how to join Illuminati" and " how to spot a narcissist" I am convinced this is fake nigger shit right here.

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>Fuck new jersey

THEN STAY OFF OUR BEACHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You mean crab fishing?

>AZ

Is everyone joining the illuminati around me? Wtf aren't you people telling me, I'm scared.

This is incredibly obviously fake, the fact that all 50 are different is evidence enough.

No

When can we annex you guys?

No, crabbing
Crabs arent fish
You're just illiterate

That really should be Natty Lite.

>based South Carolina

Turkroaches hate them.

Of curse they have to be different.
>more frequently than any other state
If two had the same, then obviously one would be more frequent than that other, but not the other way around.

It doesn't say it's the most searched term, just that no other state has searched for that term more than this state.

>What does deplorable mean
LMAO

based west virginia

>Why vote

God damn Islanders...

>Wisconsin
>How to impeach a govenor

Based Scott Walker

As soon as you want to be a blue state again

>shellfish aren't fish

>When will the election end?
>My feet hurt

Stop arguing to make yourself feel less illiterate

Sad Ted Cruz

Oh shit I had another one

No, think about it.

Why should anyone vote in Hawaii? They will always be Blue, no matter who votes or how many people vote. It is literally pointless, and all it does is add useless popular vote numbers to the winner (or loser, as was the case this election).

>Michigan
>Niggers
>Drink to forget

This is about right.

>how to tie a windsor
DC/MDfag

Can confirm.

That Georgia one confuses me and I live here.

Also, fuck florida...seriously.

>how to crab?
Wut

>nasty woman mug
wat

>Kansas

That's about what I'd expect

Think it might be nigahiga's influence. He's a small time celebrity amongst the young. That, or that faggot is searching his own videos at all times.

>mississippi

i guarantee you that is COMPLETELY thanks to the western half of the state (not complaining since i STRONGLY prefer black women. t. multiracial trump supporting patriot with a very very good black friend who was born there.

>kansas

lost my shit, thanks superman's home state.

>california

perfect. the psychological projection from those people who are too far up their own ass to see that THEY are the narcissists is exemplified here perfectly.

>michigan

replace "drinking" with "heroin" and that was my guess before i even saw it.

>indiana

i'm going to pretend that this is a statewide inside joke that they've been working on for a long time.

>SC wants to remove kebab

>texas
>tfw texan

uh...... shit.

>NJ

l m f a o

>delaware

america's first state MORE THAN ANYBODY wants to know how to silence the opposition. there's a dark joke here.

>Florida

reddit

That's step 1.

Step 2 is "how to take screenshots."

>oregon

kek

>tfw I would gladly give my soul to anyone willing to end my suffering

>Ohio

>How to spot a narcissist
>CA
look in the mirror lmao amirite?

immature faggot

also,

>arkansas
>how to get rid of moles

just ask the clintons.

>is hillary a lesbian
kek

reddit

here's your last reply. skip on back to tumblr, squirt lol.

this entire image is top kek

>how to find kansas
accurate
>how to sell your soul
accurate
>how to grow marijuana
accurate
>how to ask a girl out
accurate
>how to make floral arrangements
accurate

>how to catch pokemon
>t. utahn

>California
>How to spot a narcissist
Just wait for them to speak. They'll probably say they're from California.

>Washington
well good to know my state isn't as cucked as some of them

>florida

Massachusetts just wants donuts.