Will he become the greatest kebab remover of our time?
Will he become the greatest kebab remover of our time?
Christopher Gray
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Kevin Jenkins
We can hope.
Eli Myers
Hopefully.
Any less than 10 million dead kebab by the midterms and I'll be disappointed.
Isaac Cox
>Prepares his entire life to kill communists
>Takes orders from communists
Eli Robinson
Fascist takeover in a year, tops
/Roman salutes der Fuhrer Mattis
Charles Hughes
>10 million
His fucking callsign was "Chaos". I think 10 million is a low estimate for Kek in human form.
Gabriel Cook
I'd rather keep my expectations low so as not to be disappointed.
Levi Green
he is faggot. Thats why ne never married.
He likes to take it in the ass
Landon Bell
A wife and child would never satisfy anyone who has tasted so much sweet Muslim blood.
Adam Rodriguez
He has some amazing quotes worthy of Patton.
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"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all."
based.
Jack Bennett
>Roach is scared
Your country is next. Only Anzu will be spared.
Luis Peterson
Roaches smell like fear
Ethan Rivera
Don't you have coup dissidents to torture, Recep?
Bentley Foster
>Turk doesn't understand celibacy
Well whoop dee do who'd have seen that coming
Luke Richardson
How do you fuck up your epic impact bold text image macro so hard you hit colon instead of the quotation marks and don't notice?
Elijah Peterson
Sounds like some fa/tg/uy's ultrasmurf donut steel character.
Isaac Wood
You're scared, aren't you.
Liam Sullivan
If someone can convince every single Republican senator and 8 Democratic or independent senators to vote for him, yeah.
Ian Reed
he's married to AMERICA
>oh say can you seeeeeeeeeee
Christopher Williams
Shouldn't be too difficult. 90% of Senate dems are neocons anyway.
Luis Taylor
He is a dumbfuck Marine though
Nolan Jones
You are right to be worried Roach. If Erdogan keeps acting foolishly the US and Russia are gonna liberate your ass.
Jack Gutierrez
>Implying the Warrior Monk won't personally show up at their doorstep at 3am to coerce them
Hunter Cruz
How does it feel to know that production of your countrymen has been outsourced to China?
Easton Gomez
Lady Liberty is his wife, the Pledge of Allegiance was his wedding vows.
Bentley Harris
The Marine's Hymn was their first dance.
Nolan Williams
The GOP will vote in lockstep, with the possible exception of a fit of autism by Rand. And frankly I believe most Dems won't hesitate to support him either.
Ethan Morris
PATTON had pussy at his disposal ALL the TIME even HIS niece gave him some...
This Guy is a Faggot
Matthew Edwards
No because Trump is against stupid wars in the ME for Israel.
If you wanted to see what in the ME you should have supported Hillary even if said war would have been WWIII against Russia
Nolan Gutierrez
Shut the fuck up you barely-literate cuck.
Gavin Butler
No one wants war. We want genocide.
Adrian Hernandez
WHAT did you JUST say to THAT guy? cant YOU see HIS points when HE types?
Bentley Moore
I was thinking - this guy technically lived as a monk - no wife, no sex, only study and prayer.
Could it be.... could it be that he was NOFAP . HIS. ENTIRE. LIFE?
Imagine the testosterone levels. Imagine the magic power he stored.
Ryan Davis
I hope so. He can unleash it all against China.
Jonathan Ross
ITT: Good goys
This kike-fellating neocon warhawk will have us invading Iran during Trump's first month in office.
Hudson Harris
How can we piss off the niggers so they provoke him?
Jaxon Rodriguez
When Russia and USA team up to bomb the shit out of ISIS we are going to be in for a show.
Easton Thompson
...
Carson Hall
So was Alexander
Evan Lee
that is not right. not right at all
kek
Easton Powell
all that military flare hid the typo I presume.
Aiden Sanders
DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS GENDER
Ryder Butler
The guy is pretty badass. I've never met him but I've only heard good things in the Marine Corps. Hopefully he tells China to fuck off.
Daniel Wood
how many kills does he have?
Dominic Harris
heh
nothing personell kid
Kevin Morris
>works for cannibal pedophile's army
>based
What don't you niggers get? Literally all forms of establishment are compromised by the satanic ring. All this guy is going to achieve is start a war with Iran for the kikes.
Jaxon Gonzalez
>Not wanting to liberate Persian qt3.14's
Found the faggot
Caleb Green
That's Trump and Congresses call dumbfuck. You mistake the dog for the handler. Doesn't make him any less rabid, which is fine by me.
Daniel Powell
The difference being that he could make good on his words because he presided over the country's largest military commands.
Xavier Gomez
he already served under obama/bush
why do you faggots think its going to be any different?
Josiah Hughes
Because, very very soon, it's not going to be 2016 any more.
Robert Moore
iyi (you) aldın yine iyisin amına kustuğum
Alexander Collins
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Michael Edwards
Years ago there were a few /k/ guys who actually met the fucker, all sorts of storys about him doing crazy ass shit on the front lines from manning 50 cals to personally commandeering an abrams tank so he could partake in shennanigans.
Bentley Perez
Or maybe he isn't interested in rapebaby slavic schoolboys.
Carter Miller
I don't believe he's gonna kill every muslim in sight, he made his soldiers take cultural sensitivity courses when he was in the middle east and shit. But, that being said, I do believe he will utterly destroy enemy combatants with extreme prejudice.
John Thomas
Sup Forums just made an old man who was hoping his whole life to take back constantinople verry happy.
We are the good guys now
Look how happy he is
Lucas Rogers
I'd like to believe, but it seems you guys have been hyping this guy too much.
can someone tell me (and prove me wrong, hopefully) about his exploits during wartime?
Robert Barnes
Neocon warhawks almost never have seen combat. Mad Dog has seen more combat in a week than you'll see in your entire fucking life. He, of all people, would be the most unwilling to put more people through it.
Ian Green
He's the one going to be fucking you in the ass. Get your cheeks ready
Ryan Howard
>Being afraid of a monkey
So he'll destroy himself like all the aggressive monkeys inevitably do? What of it?
Jason Long
literally who?
Adrian Cruz
"Chaos" holy shit he has keks blessing
Chase Garcia
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Lucas Edwards
Good. Anything that results in dead Muslims is a positive development.
Easton Reyes
Can he remove Hezbollah?
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I dare him to try!
Sebastian Hill
Congress has to give him a waiver since he's only been out of uniform for three years.
Hudson Miller
It's happened before, and McCain said he'd write the waiver bill personally.
Grayson Bennett
>Has a copy of the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius
>in Latin
>Has stated that he reads it nightly
Fucking hell, this guy was born for kicking ass and is a warrior through and through. Fucking Based as fuck.
Thomas Hughes
Marshall was a staff officer who already had been secretary of state. I like Mattis, but the situation is different.
Ayden Myers
No, he's a faggot, he literally said he'd rather smoke cigarettes and drink beers with the terrorists than waterboard them.
Angel Sanchez
“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.”
Lincoln Hill
Yea cause you're just such a Tier 1 warrior kinda guy. They should consult a dumb coon like you about how to deal with haji's. What would a carrer military man like him know anything about how best to interrogate them after all.
Rope yourself you dumb nigger.
Mason Nguyen
I understand "warrior monk," but where does "mad dog" come from?
Easton Torres
On a scale of 1 to 10, how scared are leftists right now?
Jaxson Davis
O Anzujamu will be spared the day of pest control, roach.
Isaac Ramirez
His breakfast consists of a Mad Dog 20/20 with creatine powder.
Brody Jackson
I bet you're a lot more likely to get the right answer out of someone you're interrogating and know it's right by having a drink with someone than by waterboarding
The problem with torture is they will say anything to stop being tortured, so it's near impossible to know what's true and what isn't based on no prior info.
Torture has proven to be not particularly effective for getting info, it's effective as a punishment or if you're just wanting to flick pain
Luke Morris
Anzu is a boy, so yeah Mattis is going to rip Turkey apart trying to find him and bring him home for a proper marriage.
Carter Lewis
so he likes fruits, yes?
Chase Walker
>kike-fellating neocon warhawk
Why do people keep pushing this meme?
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>(JNS.org) The Zionist Organization of America (ZOA) called on President-elect Donald Trump to not appoint Gen. James Mattis as secretary of defense, citing Mattis’s past comments conveying hostility to Israel and a lack of understanding of the threat radical Islam poses to the Jewish state.
>Yet Mattis made controversial comments about Israel at a 2013 Aspen Institute conference, where he praised Secretary of State John Kerry’s “valiant” efforts to reach a two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, but also expressed concern over America’s “biased” support for Israel.
>Mattis said at the time that he “paid a military-security price every day as a commander of CENTCOM, because the Americans are seen as biased in support of Israel, and that moderates all the moderate Arabs who want to be with us, because they can't come out publicly in support of people who don't show respect for the Arab Palestinians.” Mattis also described Israel’s control over Judea and Samaria as “unsustainable” and warned that Jewish settlements would turn Israel into an “apartheid” state.
>The ZOA said that Mattis’s past comments “revealed a lack of appreciation for and understanding of the extraordinary value to American security resulting from a strong American-Israeli alliance and a secure Israel.” As such, ZOA President Morton Klein said he “urges that Mattis not be appointed” defense secretary.
Brandon Torres
This guy is fucking based.
>Mattis told a group of Afghan leaders, “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”
>You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn’t wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain’t got no manhood left anyway. So it’s a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them. Actually it’s quite fun to fight them, you know. It’s a hell of a hoot. It’s fun to shoot some people. I’ll be right up there with you. I like brawling.”
>“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
Jonathan White
He was bred to be a warrior.
Gabriel Collins
Kek blessed our Mad Dog.
Blake White
>“I don’t lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word.”
Ryder Ramirez
perfect hot damn my sides
Brandon Parker
>A wife and child would never satisfy anyone who has tasted so much sweet Muslim blood.
top rekt
Ryan White
You guys forgot this one, one my favs
“When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy”
Levi Bell
based
Adrian Sanders
No fucking way he said that.
Nolan James
A FUCKING ROACH.
Welldone.
Oliver Walker
Freedom boner.
Dog bless.
Elijah Robinson
Rip Europe.
Logan Hernandez
Absolute madman.
Justin James
Yes Yes
Kayden Miller
>implying the greatest western warriors haven't been a bit faggy
Nazi Germany looked like a gay club, senpai.
Ryder Jackson
See:
Nicholas Roberts
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