Redpill me on world trees

Redpill me on world trees

>inb4 back to /x/

Can someone please post all the info from last thread. I definitely think there is something strange here. I'd like to look further into this.

>off-topic and Sup Forums-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist). Unless they are quality, well thought out, well written posts, the following are examples of off-topic and/or Sup Forums-tier threads:

>Red pill me on X. (with no extra content or input of your own)

anyway, remember to report /x/ shitposting threads, Sup Forums

Honestly, this thread is more interesting than the 90% republican spin shill factories most of the threads on this board consist of.

What does this mean? I'm interested.

It doesn't belong here though. You gotta have standards.

The new /x/ meme is pretending mountains are dead trees.

stochastic fractals are ubiquitous
you are simply seeing the same patterns on on the macroscopic and microscopic scales. These formations were never trees.

>It doesn't belong here though. You gotta have standards.
Honestly, I'll take what I can get at this point that isn't just some 12 year old jackass screaming about how great lying trump is.

ok.

They don't exist.

Look up batholiths and lava pillars.

/thread

I'm smarter than you.

But those aren't mountains though. Real mountains have curves.

Then why are you here? Do you know where you are?

This is 12 year old pretending mountains are magical trees, it's 100% worse.

People discussing presidential politics belongs on this board. Chuu2 shit about mountain trees does not.
Take it to /x/. Take it to Sup Forums. By posting it here you're actually worse than the people you hate.

Select all the images with trees in them

I'm not a robot

No it isn't. It's actually a cute story. I've never thought about it before and it's kind of interesting.

this
golden ratio 'n shit

Why are you so triggered? Would you feel more at home on leftypol, r/politics, or r/feelthebern?

I am honestly curious why he doesn't. It's like a Sup Forumsack going on blacked.com and asking for more WMWF porn.

It doesn't belong on this board, it is 100% wrong no matter how cute it is because it is on the wrong board. Take it to /x/ and let it be cute there.

You won't make a bad board better by taking things that would belong there and putting them on another board, especially if the thing you're talking about would otherwise be good. You just make 2 boards bad.

>these rocks look like trees
>rocks must be trees
>hurrrrrr

>2016
>still not a pagan

Everything points toward it

What is your excuse?

the great snake was digging holes and had to leave the dirt somewhere

I live next to the one in the top middle it is made of Lava rock not wood or petrified wood

>in the past due to higher levels of oxygen on earth trees used to be the size of mountains
>trees today were just shrubs
>(((they))) dont want you to know the truth

Do you not see the rules thread at the top of the fucking page, user?

>the cedars of Lebanon

this guy knows what's up

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Scientists don't reject every single hypothesis with a smug reaction.

Good going, arborists. You literally ruined multiple innocent trees lives and future, all while making every species from Banyan Trees to Oak Trees look like complete failures.

Well played, gentlemen, well played indeed.

Is the theory here that those rock formations are actually trees?

dat wat dey want u 2 fink cuh

>OMG dissent is NOT tolerated here why the fuck does this guy not want every single fucking thread to be about sucking trump's dick? Where does this guy think he is??

>l-larping!!!

I'm not being smug. I'm telling you to take this thread to the board it belongs on.

go to /x/ some time
all they do is make up stories about cryptids and try to summon demons that will suck their dicks

But this IS Sup Forums-tier. Donald Trump won the election through the power of memetics. We memed him into the Presidency. These trees met their fate the same way - everyone forgot that they were trees, and believed they were rocks, and BOOM - they were. Sup Forums embracing Kek turned it directly into /x/, whether they like it or not.

>all they do is make up stories about cryptids

And this is making up stories about Mountain Trees. This thread doesn't belong here.

If you want a board to be good, you need to bring it content that you think is good. If you instead take that content and post it on another, incorrect board then you'll just succeed in making 2 boards shit.

>What is a plateau?

No user. Go back to /x/ where you belong. Sup Forums's meme manipulation draws the dregs of /x/ here, like refugees.

As one might say, You Need To Go Back.

It's not a complaint, it's an honest question, and a good one, since you have yet to answer.

If you want x content, go a website providing x content.

silicon trees brah. totalllly.

Retard. Plateau is just what we call them.

tell that to /leftypol/
i have always been fine with /x/pol/ threads

Nor do they entertain every fanciful unsupported idea. Science doesn't really care for your whimsy.

It's called take a fucking geology class you druid nigger. Stupid MIT nigger hasn't heard of fuckin erosion

This was genuinely the face I made IRL when I read your thread

>Scientists don't reject every single hypothesis with a smug reaction.
That's right, scientist only reject idiotic hypotheses with a smug reaction, like mountain trees.

but silicon is a metal

they are true, its k, now read about flat earth and hologram sun.

Nope, metaloid.

>destroy the physical manifestations of the old gods of the earth
>earth-based european religions lose power

simple

fucking weebo

Did you honestly called it a metal just to make that joke?

Was the story of Winfred destroying an Oak of Odin downsized to make it seem like the tree sacred to Odin was a wimpy tree?

All the info I've seen on this says Winfred cut the tree down and since Odin had no power he wasn't killed for it. And Christianity took over the lands.

Could the tree that was destroyed been a world tree and the story changed so that it seemed like the buff christian lumberjack felled a baby tree to make the World Tree seem significant?