Redpill me on Japan

Redpill me on Japan.

I'll be living in the country for a year. What can I expect?

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pretty based, literally only chinkies there, all traditional.

probably japanese people

a bunch of ugly gooks and food portions for cats

>food portions for cats
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I'm okay with this.

my expression was probably not very good, I meant that in Japan the food portions you get are on the level of food portions for cats in the west, asians generally don't eat a lot and even the stuff they eat is all low calories so it feels like you're eating half a sandwhich for a day
you're a fishnigger too so maybe you can handle it better but the only asian food that I can consider food are large portions of Chinese swimming in grease

Well, I plan on losing some weight while I'm there, so I'm still okay with it.

Try not to kill yourself.

Expect that most of people wont give a fuck that you're white if you go to Tokyo. That has its pros and cons:
Pros: no more scared/disgusted looks in subway/streets, no refuses in services, less feelings of being alien.
Cons: Jap chicks won't jump on your dick as you probably expect. That's a huge surprise for a lot of foreigners that have all those old stereotypes in your head.

Everything is expensive.
Country is VERY safe.
Architecture is SHIT, SHIT. Apart from skyscrapers in downtown and temple/shrines (you will be soon sick of them, trust me), most buildings look alike, also ugly and small.
Relatively few niggers/sandpeople here, you can get some rest.

Thanks. I didn't expect Japanese girls to be all over me, I already have experience with Asians and know this isn't the case.

I'll mostly be traveling the countryside, though. Any regions I should avoid?

That's a whole lot of misinformation, senpai.

Are you one of those young, liberal Europeans? If you are, please don't come. If you aren't, then just learn moon, don't be an ass and you'll enjoy your stay.

>young
check
>European
check
>liberal
More like Libertarian Centrist. I have the SJW's as much as anyone.

Also confirm previous user, food portions are really small, even some international chains like taco Bell submerged to gooks low standards. if you are not a manlet you will always be hungry, unless you go to Lotteria and buy their ridiculous 5-pieces-of-beef burger. But I'm afraid it was a temporary deal and you don't have it anymore

People who work in service are going to act polite to you because they want your business (but tipping is considered rude), but the general populous is anti-social towards foreigners
Just make sure to be generally polite when taking trains and remember gomenasai and sumimasen if things get awkward
t. military brat who lived in Japan for six years

>most buildings look alike
what kind of pansy con is that? and anyone who thinks japanese chicks will just jump on their dicks for the virtue of being white is god damn autistic

Oh really? And where am I wrong?

I'll just buy groceries and cook myself. I'm bringing a camping stove.

Alright then, have fun.

As soon as anyone starts with the "Tokyo is expensive" meme I know they're completely retarded.

>if things get awkward
Got any stories?

>food portions for cats

Are you saying their portions are small? How fat are you? Or are you just always Hungary?

CARLOS

Because IT IS expensive, compared to a lot of places on this planet, and I'm not talking about third world.
Average subway ride for $2.20, average rent of $1000/month for a shitty studio with no furniture somewhere in Saitama/Chiba so that you spend no less than 2 hours a day to commute.
Three small pieces of chicken meat for $3 in the supermarket, and that's cheap! Small package of beef for $6, can of happyoshu (not even real bear) for $2.
Come on man.

Just in case you accidentally trip or bump into someone getting around
If you wanna know a fun story of when things got awkward for me, a woman who taught English who was a personal friend of my mother took us to a tea ceremony, the ended up separating me from the group and had me sit down at a table and brought me a tea mix and a bowl of hot water, I fuck up mixing it with a big clump of mix landing in the bowl, instead of trying to fix it, I ended up just chugging the entire bowl because I didn't want to get dirty looks
I put that bowl down and put a big stupid grin on my face and everyone in the room busted up laughing

I'm 55kg but I'm used to actually eating food not a piece of dried fish for a day

That sounds more fun than awkward, to be honest.

I look back on it and laugh but it was an awkward situation to be in

>japan
>low calories
lmao nigga you ever see how much kcal a bowl of gyodon has? and never mind the shit they put in the kinds of bento you get at a bento-ya

the only reason why the average jap isn't a fat fuck is that they walk everywhere

I guess you're simply retarded. There are a plethora of substantial options about and they're all very reasonably priced. Food was like the best thing about Japan for me.

You're so full of shit it's coming out of your ears. Rent isn't as high as you make it out to be. $1000 a month in the middle of Tokyo gets you a good sized 2DK with appliances. Subway ride depends on distance, and the infrastructure here is fantastic. Food isn't expensive if you know where to shop. The Akafudado near my work has 400-500g packs of beef and pork for 4 or 5 dollars, and real beer is about 50 cents more (plus the cans here are the size of bottles in America). You also forgot to mention how cheap eating out is. This is from enji in Kichijouji, which is expensive for tsukemen. This dish was over a pound with just the noodles, and the soup was delicious, and it was $13. A normal large bowl is like 10 or 11.

Like I said, you're full of shit.

you that dane on Sup Forums who said you'll getworking holiday?

better not to listen to Sup Forums LOL

This
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Heya dude, yeah it's me.

Sup Forums is good for unfiltered opinions.

still doesn't look as substantial as normal food
t. chink

>What can I expect?
>Dane

people stepping on your heels, longwalker

>t. chink

I'm a white Australian, retard.

MEATBALL

sure you are Zheng

>Con : muh dick, muh buildings
>Pros : Everything
Welp, i guess it's time to become a japanese citizen.

too unfiltered tho
did you choose the region where you live in?

You'll always be the gaijin.

You'll be interesting to them, you'll be exotic.

But you'll never be one of them.

They'll bow and smile, but with poison on their lips.

From winter to early summer, I'll be in Kyushu. I'll head north as the weather gets warmer.

>Can of (not even real) bear
My sidz

Japanese buildings are lovely, and you get plenty of attention if you're not ugly and fat/scrawny. He's dumb.

A girl from Budapest let me stick my dick up her in Thailand and she blew me and ate my cum morning after.

Your women seem to love Aussies.

Don't go to Osaka. Osaka a SHIT. SHIIIIIIITTTT

and I fucked a kangaroo in the zoo so guess we're even :^)

Rampant xenophobia. Recognize that you will be at the bottom of the social ladder everywhere.

Second thing - inform yourself HARD on societal norms, you have no idea how simple is to break some taboo and become pariah for the rest of your stay, it is completely different world. All it took for my wife to fall completely out of grace was to wash her plate after a snack, which was a grave insult for the lady of the house, my wife was unaware of that for three months until the relationship completely eroded.

you fucked some romanian gybo begging in budapest but sure she was white then your average australian bydlo

You literally just compared the girls in your country with kangaroos.

m8

As long as the buildings aren't full of grafitis and aren't surrounded by arabs pissing in the open on them, you already won me over.

you sure are dense m8

You mean it fucked you yeah m8?

Careful. While their food is made out of healthy ingredients, you will gain weight faster than if you just ate fast food in large quantities day in day out.

gyudon is a pile of beef on top of a pile of rice with a fucking egg and a salt lick on top, usually 1,000 kcal a bowl, costs maybe 5bux at yoshinoya and tastes like shit

the biggest problem with the restaurant food over there is that the levels of sodium are insane. I never thought that it was possible to eat so much salt that it would crystalize and rip my asshole open during a tough shit

also if you don't want japanese food it's easy enough to find something else...the last time I was in Kyoto I found a few very good spanish and italian restaurants. and of course there's good french food and so on.

their baked goods are top notch, too.

who cares cunt. we are masters of universe some fucjking gooks can fuck off. if they cant express themselves because they are too autistic or just cant be honest because asians are backstabing subhumans its their fucking fight.

I lived in Boston before Tokyo. Looking at the city there and then looking at the city here is like night and day.

>raw fish
>healthy
i heate weebs so much

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If you can speak Japanese, don't waste your time living in Tokyo.

They hate your kind there.

since when the furak did zyzz reincarnate as a roo

roos are the fkken best tho

What`s wrong? Some vietnamese booted you out of your job, because he is much better than your lazy czech ass?

Oh, I didn't see you'll be in Kyushu.
Kyushu is nice. It's the real Japan. People are very open and friendly.
Just don't expect people to know English.

jap women are true cunts and i pity the dumb white guys who fall for their poisonous kawaii act

the trick is moving your ass more than he moves his dick so you're dickfucking him and he's not assfucking you
>simmered
Gyudon calories for 416.5g (1 serving) is 771Cal at 185Cal per 100g serving
so 1/5th of töpörtyű, wew lad don't go crazy with those gyudon cals!!!

The prices you just described are cheap af. You can't even imagine what expensive is.

>eating just one bowl

Kek

so your argument against low calory food is "eat more of it", ok

I am already planning for people who don't speak English. I've traveled in countries before where they didn't know English, and I always read up on useful phrases before I travel.

"Sumimasen. Doko wa Hakata Station desu ka?"

and shit like that.

The prices he described are also objectively wrong. He said it costs 1k for a place 2 hours outside the city for a tiny one room.
homes.co.jp/chintai/b-37130160003912/
This is right in fucking Tokyo, is 1050 a month, and is a lot bigger than one room.

Hataka eki wa doko desuka

What? The Danish or white people. Because I never had a problem in Tokyo. Osaka yes but Tokyo not at all. Well I had one problem in Kyoto but that was really a one off.

>What can I expect?
loneliness
also even if you speak japanese expect being talked to in english.

Thanks. Yeah, I gotta sharpen it up a bit.

>I'm 55kg
pic of vagoo and boobs or gtfo you attention whore

Ok I get it. You are just a weaboo. What is your job here, English teacher?
Lovely buildings my ass. This is how 98% of Tokyo looks like. You find this lovely, you eat ramen and imply that it can be compared with real food, you think that half-kilo of meet for $5-6 is ok.
Try to get realistic. Also, send some links to those 2-rooms flat in mid-Tokyo, would love to see it. Must be those flats that someone died inside and now no one is going to rent it, unless price is ridiculous.

>unapologetically conservative
>you will hit your head on doorways all the time
>disciple / mentor relationships in all walks of life
>shitty work environments
>nobody tells you what they actually think
>loads of bullying in schools
>making your point is as few words as possible is considered a virtue
>bad teeth more common
>a foreigner will never be considered a Japanese regardless of what he does
>mastering the language before going there gives you loads of brownie points though
>generally knowing about and respecting their culture gives you loads of brownie points, it's considered a compliment

> What can I expect?
People shouting
WHITE PIGGU GO HOME!
when they see you around

I'm afraid I can't serve you with those

U mad ?

これに日本語で答えると、西洋人は知らない

Autism through the roof. Japan is far and above the most advanced country that normalizes and encourages autistic pursuits like no other.

Grown men jaking off to anime, grown men playing with swords and karate, grown men arranging flowers etc etc

Ever since WW2 the country has gone full autismo.

yeah you're a boy that's for sure, no man weighs that little

unless you have dwarfism, are under 1.7m, or a woman.

which is basically the same anyway.

174 cm and I knew people thinner than me, also 24 yo

>the only asian food that I can consider food are large portions of Chinese swimming in grease
>checks flag
>Hungary
lol

>grown men arranging flowers
moving to japan now

I'm 186cm, same age as you, and literally double your weight. I use size 36 pants.

You're a boy, boy.

Ok landwhale everyone is afraid of your mass

how does the average japanese girl look?

are there cuties or are they all ugly and we're just being deceived by JAVs

say, I go out to a bar, what are my chances of getting a cute waifu with me home?

you're a big guy

>a foreigner will never be considered jap
Why is this such a big hangup? I always hear white people in asia go " i will never nip/chink/gook", as if its big deal

Ay japan how many foreigners do you see and what's your experience with them. You ever have someone go full weeaboo on you?

ok auschwitz boy, I'd suggest getting some food until you can squat at least your own weight

I'd say a large portion, possibly a majority of jap girls are pretty ugly. Even those with cute faces are very likely to have fucked up teeth.

only for u bby

Used to live and work in Tokyo for a year as well. Best time of my life and I miss it a lot. Everything super clean, polite people, no one eats or is loud in the train, easy fucks (hell, the girls sometimes even paid the love hotel costs for me), nice architecture and nature especially outside of Tokyo, superior food, good service culture, etc. etc.

Also it is NOT too expensive. I could live cheaper than I do now in Germany.

Only disadvantage I can think of now is the humit weather in summer, the working culture and the earthquakes

I'm doing the 100 pushups in a row training now, that ~5 kg I have on me is muslce, if I don't work out I gravitate around 48-50 kg

size 36 ? the fuck is your bf% ?

i wear a LOOSE 32 with 12%bf at 72kg

but i am only 1.75m though

Depends on personal preference. I tend to find many/most attractive (if in suitable age) if you are just walking along the street. I never went to any bars or clubs though so I have no idea on that front.

squatting your own weight is just 3 months of training though, you'll be there in no time and you'll look way better

and since you're already without fat if I go by what you're writing, you def can only look better if you're a little bit careful about what you eat.
even without being careful you will look better.
being skinny isn't a good look, and more than that, it's not good for your health...