Can you name three positive things about Jews?

Can you name three positive things about Jews?

They're good at burning.

They give a purpose to Sup Forums.

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>their accents are funny
>they've created a humorous caricature
>they're not muzzies.

That was actually kind of hard lol

James Madison goy.

- Roger Dommergue
- Shlomo Sand
- Bobby Fischer

to sum up : self hating kikes are best kikes

Suitable substitute for firewood

>They burn good
>You can loot gold from them
>they don't fight back

They are a valuable resource - you can make biofuel, soap and lampshades out of them

Not muslim
Made the only current superpower their bitch
Excellent with numbers non related to the holocaust

1. They apparently incinerate faster than any other human being on the planet (see holocaust)

2. They know how to act collectively for solely their own benefit (see chosen people)

3. They can get away with mocking everything save themselves (see john Stewart) and using (see Goldman Sachs) and make a lot money while doing it.

>muh jews did science

1. They hate muslims
2. They write funny diaries
3. Nathalie Portman

Funny accents. Self loathing. Fulfilled the most important prophesy but didn't hold on to most others

you don't have to carry them long distances, they move on their own
their skin is sealed so they still light up well if they're left outdoors in the rain
ebin one sided wars against Arabs

They're not niggers;
They're not muslims;
They're not spics.

Change last ones to apply to only israelis since they are not israelites and everybody forgets what a judean is

Jurassic park
and some other entertainment

They inspired Bethesda to make Imperials (pic related)
Sholmo Shekelstein
They don't like muslims

They're worse than all three put together

The first Jewish person I met gave me 3€ when I was taking a bus because I forgot my wallet.
The second Jewish person I met offered me a free drink after I helped him lift his shopping bags.
The third Jewish person I met asked me to give back the €15 I owed to his friends.

kek

A jewish boy asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, "ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's a quarter."

-social justice
-progress
-diversity

Without Jews there would have been no internet, stupid moron.

The British were far more important in the creation and development of computers and the Internet, leaf.

Rake yourself

I keep guessing myself if this would be a good or bad thing.

I can name six.. gorillion

1-Intellect
2-Sense of humour
3-Trigger nazis

They are ''intellect'' only because of mixing with European noble blood

> funny
> good with money
> intelligent

i don't think anyone argues with the above

this doesn't mean they aren't
> treacherous
> dishonest
> born nation wreckers

They are responsible for about half of modern physics.

getting BTFO by palestinians

Comedy
Bagels
Memes