AMA

South Sudanese Apex member here
Ask me anything

For what reason did you leave Sudan?

Got tired of herding cattle?

kill yourself you fucking degenerate
Im gonna be a cop in one years time and i hope i get to fucking arrest you

no but seriously how would a white kid go about joining APEX?

why are you guys involved in essentially meaningless vandalism? Why not do what the wogs and bikies do, I.e import drugs, not brother anyone and get rich as fuck?

Ape-X

Prove it.

ayy me too my man, good luck with it all

even tho OP is fake as fuck.

I'll answer him.

Because niggers are opportunists. They lack the cognitive ability to plan and scheme. They see and they act. Primal. Ape like.

you called?

why are you such massive faggot

What does the X stand for?

We left it because Muslims were treating us like shit.
But that was before independence

Got tired of having your women fucked by every race

Why are you a bitch nigga

4 DEM MONEZ AY AY TURNBULL WHAT UP SENPAI

Racist ass cracker

Try white boi

>Why are you a bitch nigga
>what is irony

Having a laugh with your mates m9? Your saturday night drinks going well?

Show us proof that youre in apex or cya

shut up you degenerate cunt, when you get rightfully glassed by a white man whose car you try to steal ill be there laughing and putting handcuffs on you

White people are weak

Try harder next time

> White people are weak
> White people oppress us

How weak do you have to be to be oppressed by weak people?

MTS would have fucked your shit up ten years ago you stupid coon

becoming a cop?


you know why youre in australia? because somewhere down the line either your parents or a distant ancestor realised that your people dont amount to shit and cant build a functioning society and thus you move somewhere that has civilisation

So you're meant to be warriors, why did you run over here instead of facing up and fighting those cunts?
Would be a more wothy cause than petty vandalism and getting into shit here, hey bruz

so would 3174

yeah but in NSW so i wont have to deal with apex

damn homie
im in WA atm and WA cops get best pay as constable but gonna move to VIC

I'm off to a party see ya cunts
I'm gonna get me some white pussy

cya m8 dont get kicked out of cloud too early you wimpy cunt

Why can't you cunts fight?
Me and a friend took down 4 of you fucks.
Even with numbers you cunts can't take a tap to the jaw.

faggot

yeah, NSW is one of the worst as far as wages and training go, but i wasn't really keen on moving so here i remain

>arresting

If you don't plan on gunning down every filthy sudanese you see like a Dirty Harry sequel you don't deserve to be a copper.

what are copper wages like once you hit senior constable?

How did you get into Aussieland? I though everyone had to fuck off because they're full?

i believe its 74k as a level 5 constable which is the equivalent of a senior as far as i know

>gun

wew lad implying ill ever use my smith & wesson

idk depends on state
vic constable salary is 60-66g or something like that

shit hey - VPS positions im applying for are 77-84 or something

No way you would know how to write or even know about pol.

5/10 but its all effort Liam, clear your mind With a snipe hunt and shitpost better next time.

yea we start on 65k which isnt bad but it just doesn't go up a great deal, but i assume if you go into specializations you get a pay rise along with the yearly increase, so im sure its just a matter of not being a regular beat cop for the next 30 years and ill end up on decent coin

apex is a serious fucking problem DESU

its WAY worse then BLM

they are legit actual terrorist

serves your ass right for talking shit aussie

good career path. and imho an honourable job

good luck going into specializations mate.

3-4 years beat experience, then if youre lucky you can be considered for detective or whatever other role

and even then you'll be assigned to boring enquiries

cant expect homicide detective without 7-10 years and luck

hey apex is that true? I hadn't ever heard of an aussie woman fucking a sudanese but i'm sure some must do it.

If anything though we don't even like aussie women, have them and i'll have your women :)

You cunts are racist, I wanted to join but they said no white dawgs allowed. Shits fucked.

i've never even heard of apex. Is it a reference to apes?

i agree, especially with all the negativity the police receive these days, mostly in america of course, but i think now is an important time for good cops to get in there and be a positive role model for society, because if you let this "fuk da police" attitude get widespread you end up with shit like apex because people stop respecting the law

It's almost like spaceX

oh yea trust me i know im not just gonna waltz into detective or anything in a few years, im not signing up because i think ill be kicking down doors with dogs within a year, but obviously a specialization is the end goal for me however long it takes

academy feels r gonna be real

reals over feels m8

im gonna miss the odd bit of coke

dont get me wrong- i was an asshole when i was younger - used to have such frequent visits from the local sarge we used to swap xmas cards

last time i had words with a copper was when he tried to have a crack at me for drinking on the boat - politely told him to sod off

yeah same same mate
also the idea of shift work is actually appealing to me. Having to do a 1am-1pm shift honestly sounds fun

Lmao apex happens cause we imported a bunch of literal barbarians. They don't respect the law because the current method is "catch and release". It's not the cops faults it's the judiciary.

IMO, Aussies in general are somewhat pro-cop, except in relation to speeding camera lmao.

stop pretending to be an american nigger and just be the nigger that you are.
also try stealing or vandalizing my car and i will end your life abdul.

are you me? exactly the same boat m8

hahah yea theres more cunts than there are good guys in the police which exacerbates the problem

you and me both, i have no problem adjusting my sleeping pattern or being awake all night so im actually sort of excited to be working all hours of the day/night, but im sure the excitement will die at some point

yea kek the only thing most aussies get riled up about with cops is FUCKIN SPEEDING CAMERAS, FUCKIN HIGHWAY PATROL

yeah but at the end of the day being a police officer would be far more rewarding and worthwhile to sacrifice for what petty drugs offer desu

yeah, obviously theres gonna be a lot of beaurocracy and shit thats not gonna be fun, but the idea of being able to try and make certain situations that arent fun comfortable and fun is really appealing. Im sure you'd get to see heaps cruising around at 3am in the city.

what specialisations are you gunning for anyway mate?

sexual abuse, theft and the drugs unit sound the most appealing to me

Normal Aussie cop discussion:

Afternoon sir, do You know how fast you were going?
Oh fucks sake, just tell me
Machine registered you at 14km over the safe limit
Nah can't be right
Radars are generally pretty ac-
M8 think about all the crims that got away with shit why your wasting time talking to me? My taxes pay your wages right?
I am paid by the government, yes.
Sorry mate, I'm stressed no more points aye, fuck I told Sharon this was the last time.
The fee will 300 dollars and you will receive it via mail
I'm just trying to live m8!!!

Generally also a purple, shiny green or bronze SS commo

lmao
fucking gospel

what about that cunt that pulled his firearm on someone for speeding

how the actual fuck do people lose demerit points? ive never understood this.

cruise control people

yea for sure, it was actually a big driving factor for me because i knew itd keep me away from all that shit and i feel pretty good now that im all sober and clean

i have some loose ideas but its hard to really know until you get a few years in there and see what its all like, but drugs unit definitely sounds like itd be interesting

kek yea pretty much, i love how upset aussies get over being busted speeding like its their god given right to do it

yeah man for sure, it always makes me feel especially good when i see footage of dealers getting raided and INSTEAD of being a complete arsehole the cops are generally polite and understanding instead of the "any and all drugs will kill you just by doing them once" mentality.

bonus points for when the cops use slang and call a stick a stick, a 50 a fifty etc etc

kek yea thats definitely an aussie thing i reckon, because its so common over here to get a bit loose when youre younger or at least have friends that do, so the cops are generally quite understanding about it all, my mates been busted smoking bongs a few time and theyre usually pretty funny and just let him wander off home

yeah ditto when a friend of mine was fined for possession at school

the cops wrote "possession of 1 stick" on the fine

its a shame that the job creates so many cynics out of people, im a cynic as it is already but some of the abuse cops get just wearing blue is fucking disgusting

yeah a lady at my current job, her brother is a cop, and she was telling me how i remind her so much of her brother when he was young, all carefree and funny, and apparently he turned into such a cunt as time went by they dont even speak anymore

so lots to look forward to if you let it get to you i guess

Hey apey waz up, u want sum fuk gurl

yeah thats why ya gotta maintain a good morale no matter how shitty things get. The cops in WA definitely arent afraid to put cunts in line if they get lippy and abusive.

Anyway all the best and good luck man

cheers man you too

wait ill tell you the most fucked cop story ive EVER heard

glad i didnt close the thread yet, go for it

Is it pronounced "ape ten" or "apex"?

Would police entry background checks find out about your posting on pol?

When is the next skirmish against islander 23? Are you expecting many World's tar shout outs?

Why do Australians have such a cuck fetish. 99% of cuck porn and cuck role playing is done by Australians. Is it because of your shrimp dicks?

>average size according to women
>trusting women on size ever
nice meme leaf

thoughts?


Okay so basically. My uni tutor told us this. When he was in queensland he worked as a journalist for a radio program. One day he was going to a this natural waterfall place with his girlfriend, it was non work related and he had to report on the following.

This old lady had to go to the public toilet block and on her way there just before entering she saw another lady and her child daughter exit, and they sort of gave each other acknowledging looks. But the old lady entering felt that something was really weird about it, nonetheless she went to the toilet and when she got there thought there was something REALLLLY weird about the toilet but couldnt figure out what it was, so she got her husband to look at it, he couldnt figure out what it was either. At this point two beat cops were walking around and she went up to them and was all "yo theres this weird toilet that looks weird but i dont know why it looks weird can you come look at it"

cont?

What's your opinion about Malik The Argie?

nah no way, police checks aren't that deep

please yes youve got me curious as fuck now

Yea continue.

underrated

That is what 6 years of labor gets you more shitskins.

it's a toilet ffs, how REALLLLY weird can it look before it's completely obvious what isn't right about it? it's not a rocket ship

so the police think shes a complete nutjob but humour her anyway and patrol around the outside of the toilet block area in the scrubland for a good 15 minutes. JUST when they were about to leave and tell the old lady she was crazy one of the cops hear this weird as fuck sound coming from the septic tank underground a good 5-10m away from the toilet block. So they fucking bust open the concrete covering to the septic tank and the find....


cont?

sorry my internets fucked and i have to use my phone hotspot and its not loading captchas

yeah

C O N T I N U E

>sorry my internets fucked and i have to use my phone hotspot and its not loading captchas

then put it all in one post you cocktease

this isnt going to be the story about the german tourist in wetsuit and goggles hiding in the long drop is it?

Say cont again cunt and you won't be continuing anything ever again I swear on me mantaray

Classic

WHAT THE FUCK IS APEX?

Watch out, he's armed!

>cont?
my sides

also. YES FUCKING CONT

What kind of name is Ape 10?

apex is a sudanese 'gang' in melbourne's (correct me if im wrong anons) eastern suburbs. niggers just nigging.

they fucking find this naked man, in a fucking SEPTIC TANK (that keep in mind is filled with feces and urine from the public toilets) jacking his fucking cock to a video feed.

He had set up this really elaborate system of mirrors THROUGH the 5-10 odd metres of septic piping etc FROM the tank to the public toilet block so that from his position in the septic tank he could see, and film children shitting and pissing via a tiny mirror that was just ever so slightly sticking out from the toilet bowl that would reflect the genitalia of children back down the pipeline to his video camera.

cont?

this is all fucking true btw my uni tutor showed us the fucking news story that the paper wrote up

Like your bloods and crips but apex are pussys and have austism

dont cont
fake and gay