ITT: Why isn't pissboarding a thing?

ITT: Why isn't pissboarding a thing?

Piss makes normal people puke, if used on germans they would drink that shit up and ejaculate.

Because it's unnecessarily disgusting and isn't much more effective than regular water boarding.
If you want to start with cruel and unusual punishments how about this: You place a criminal in a hut that has what is necessary for daily life but aside from a thin oxygen tube the entire outside of the hut is filled with fresh manure every day.

An excellent question.

>not just lining the walls with prints of Lena Dunham naked and a sign that says suicide is forbidden

Average Muslim would still fap mate. I'd say serve pork in every meal but it's halal if there is nothing else to eat.

why not sewege plant dipping instead ... no one likes to get ....bacteria ... illness and sexual viruses ... far worse than waterboarding and pissboarding

It would be easier to just have them run a nigger/gay gloryhole. Oh wait that was redundant. All niggers are gay after all.

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under mattias it will be

I never got where this meme came from, does germany produce so much piss porn?

Consider yourself lucky that you haven't explored bdsm porn from the last 3 years.... seriously. It's a thing now. Barf.

But on the other hand, you're German? Don't the shiesse-board chicks for fun there? Maybe you're a Syrian rapefugge, but I remember 15 years ago, all the German foreign exchange students at my school had these gnarly scat films that made Jap porn look immaculately pure and innocent.
Yeah. But maybe the CIA and military doesnt "piss board" people, but Rando-pervos in San Francisco sure do..
Just check out /gif/!

Because it'd take too many interrogators and too much beer to make that much piss.

it takes way too much piss

Scat porn is a large German product. Your country produces so much it has been theorized that German sewage is actually separated and then used for porn shoots.

This, plus you would need to store that piss somewhere beforehand and it would fucking reek (especially in the hot middle east.) Just pissing right on the towel wouldn't be sufficient, it would need to be poured our of a bucket or something. The interrogators would invariably get piss (other mens piss) all over their hands and clothing.

I simply go by escort terms, if you want greek you have anal sex, if you want french you get a blowjob, if you want to get a blowjob where she swallos you get super french, if you want to defecate on her you get german, if you want her to eat it you get super german.

You're the world's largest producer and consumer of scat. Fucking degenerate.

Germany, as a whole, ethnic Germans I mean of course, have been made to feel personally guilty for the Holocaust for generations. They teach 5 year olds that they tried to kill off 6 million innocent people. This made Germany psychologically damaged. They have ano unconscious drive to destroy themselves out of shame.
It sucks. They shouldn't feel this way. Especially any German born after WWII.
But the east German commie secret police made sure that everyone feels responsible. (You shouldn't!)

So, that's where all the degrading piss and shit stuff comes from..
Honestly, you should only make the muzzies eat shit...
PS sorry we fought against you guys..let's team up this time!! You, us, France, England, the Nords, Russia, even the Spanish and i-ties. Like the good old days.

How do you think your mom makes money?

you're not supposed to kill the prisoner

they had some really degenerate porn in the weimar times too

The Swedish Drink really fucked up the psychology of Germans.

dude, look up GGG
piss porn producers all around the world trying to reach our german standarts

Ok thanks

>Murican calling others degenerate

Sad but true

An Acceptable method to use on leftist seperatists.