The president LITERALLY hid in the woods and the only one brave enough to confront the british was his wife...

The president LITERALLY hid in the woods and the only one brave enough to confront the british was his wife. How many loads to the face do you think she took?

None because British people are white and don't do shit like that.

1776

Oh for sure m90

Pretty sure she got bukkakied.

None

"If you give your enemy your load, they win"

None, it was canadian troops. She probably pegged them.

Just think, we'll get to see this in HD in the next year or two under a Trump presidency.

CANADIAN'ED

I don't know but I've been told, americucks' wives take it in every hole

Why would we attack trump?

>Sweden calling people cucks
Oh that's rich

Hey that's rich comin' from a Swede,
His women are filled with nigger seed...
Sound off...1,2...

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Um...Achmed...

>tfw we lost the revolutionary war because of france and then were stuck fighting napoleon during 1812 so just sperg out and burn the white house because your military is in france and americas is conducting day of the rake up in canada

1776 loads

underrated bantz

>implying she was forced to fuck them
>implying she didn't beg for their big canadian cocks

BIG MOOSE DICKS

Hot.

Thanks

Never understood why Sweden thinks it has any authority when it comes to being uncucked, do they do it as a coping mechanism or what?

it is rather

just hope you guys lynch JUSTin sometime soon

why are leaves so desperate to validate themselves and their nation? Is it because they realized they looked like shit in comparison to their neighbor?

True. The only reason America became a white, first world country rather than a mulatto shithole is because the British exterminated and removed the natives, instead of raping and marrying them like the Spanish and Portuguese.

It's like why nobody knows the difference between japanese, koreans and chinese.

Viets are scum but the 3 north eastern chinks nobody can tell apart honestly.

You are all essentially the same to us.

whatever you say, aussie

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To be fair to the president, as the elected head of state he had a duty to not be captured and paraded around by the enemy. That would have been the ultimate humiliation for the nation.

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>european

>it was canadian troops
Wasn't though...>Canadian cocks
They were brit lads, you leafs always tryna steal credit for something you had no part in.

Yeah this guy doesn't remember the story about David appointing a general. Plebus Mc Canadianus

Because then he would win, he promised we would get tired of it!

>it's another 'autistic Canadians invent history and try to claim credit for historical events that their country had no part in' episode

Canadian IPs range banned when?

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Is that name a legal compliance to avoid getting arrested by GCHQ for shitposting, bong?

So, is that why they didn't burn the rest of the US? The British/Canadian soldiers were too busy fucking the first lady to finish their job?