>Amy Schumer will play the title role in Barbie, the live-action Sony Pictures film based on the venerable Mattel toyline. >Edgy stand-up comedy and her movie breakthrough writing and starring in the R-rated Trainwreck, what makes Schumer the right actress to play [...] a doll with impossibly perfect physical proportions? >Aside from the fact that she has Barbie hair, Schumer’s growing stature as a role model for female empowerment fits perfectly with Barbie’s evolution into dolls of different sizes and shapes. >She goes on an adventure in the real world and by the time she returns to Barbieland to save it, she has gained the realization that perfection comes on the inside, not the outside. >Mattel, with a lot at stake since the toyline has generated $3 billion in sales, signed off on the take.
Seems like a dumb casting choice, but who fucking cares? Were you going to see a Barbie movie in ANY scenario?
Jacob Reyes
still not black/trans/gay/attack helicopter pass
Isaiah Jenkins
Having an uncle in the Establishment helps wonders for a career -- no matter how little talent you have.
Mason Reyes
>Seems like a dumb casting choice, but who fucking cares?
Pleasing the Masters in DC can have its benefits.
Jordan Martinez
>edgy stand-up comedy
DUDE VAGINAS LMAO
Nicholas Perez
Why are huge brands so desperate to ruin themselves, especially after Menbuster 2?
Levi Russell
Amy Schumer is sexy as fuck
Hunter Murphy
>fat SJW cow >action role
Leo Jones
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William Murphy
If she loses weight im all for it.
I kinda think Amy would be hot skinny.
Ayden Reed
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Lincoln Baker
>Live Action Fattie's
Collect the whole set.
Dylan Foster
Barbie herself is a Jew. Checks out.
Caleb Martin
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Henry Martinez
>we didn't learn our lesson from Ghostbusters
Brandon Ward
this
Jacob Carter
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Chase Harris
lol sex
Angel Cruz
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Jackson Edwards
did you hear about the wart on my vagina? HAHA HA. Wart on a vagina. It's like nature is saying i'm a witch. Patriarchy! LOL
Christian Cox
TOP KEK
Tyler Lopez
Uhh...
Julian Green
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Ryan Thomas
Hollywood to finally make a tribute movie to Klaus
>lead untermensch role goes to... needs whole railcar just to deport one juden
Michael Foster
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Julian Thomas
Looks like your typical aussie chick tbqh.
Logan Young
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Jace Sullivan
She's chubby, at least not obese. Bet if she lost a couple of stones she'd be very good looking woman.
Angel Turner
He received a tribute when they visited the Barbie Museum in Rat Race.
Jack Morris
Doesn't she have genital warts and HPV? So she's probably infertile then right?
Lincoln Cruz
>Schumer's growing stature Top kek, they did that on purpose
Cameron Ramirez
She'll have to lose 300 pounds and hire an old German woman to slap the Jew out of her.
Carson Thomas
lol
Kevin Martin
>From the movie studio which brough you Ghostsbusters & Harambe
Tyler Perez
If I had to chose between getting caught underneath the fat man or the fat girl in that picture, I'd pick the fat man every time.
Andrew Murphy
Fucking loved that movie
Kevin Allen
I think the plot will be Barbie becomes human and realizes she's FAT.
Thomas Fisher
Now that's a Sup Forums-tier movie
Liam Cook
I'm really fucking bewildered as to how Sony's movie department is still allowed to continue, seems like the boardroom is hell-bent on not making money!
Zachary Johnson
Miss Piggy looking for Kermit Yes !!
Barbie ROFLOL
Luke Hill
I think it will flop
Carson Diaz
#NotMyBarbie
Amy Schumer is that last Barbie on the Shelf that no one will buy for their kid...
Joshua Long
[insert vomit sounds here]
Austin Bailey
the movie will tank. also casting a white woman for barbie? i mean its 2016...
Jayden Lee
So they still haven't learned after Ghostbusters? Good riddance.
Colton Russell
She's a literal 10/10.
Angel Fisher
Aqua already did it.
Alexander Sanchez
Amy Schumer = Barbie
Leo Robinson
So I guess Barbie's going from 'problematic' to 'feminist icon', now? All they had to do was cast a fat chick to play her?
Daniel Allen
my cock is like diamond, cat couldn't scratch it
Jackson Ramirez
>Schumer's growing stature That's one way to put it.
Isaiah Young
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Jacob Martinez
>deluxe fridge barbie
Luke Gutierrez
ok, am i unironically degenerate if I legitimately want to fuck her in this pic? dirndls make me cum so hard
Xavier Nelson
>Were you going to see a Barbie movie in ANY scenario?
If it was self-aware and well made, sure.
It could be a full length version of the Aqua music video.
Zachary Garcia
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Noah Myers
>hire a german woman to slap the jew out of her
Thats a completely different fetish. Ill be in my bunk
Wyatt Edwards
That's cultural appropriation you yank piece of shit
Parker Jones
Apparently there is a "Lard-ass" Barbie.
Sebastian Powell
>Miss Piggy as Barbie
Not taking a crack at her weight, but her face really does look like the puppet pig.
Nathaniel Cox
>There’s a lady up onstage now and she’s saying the most unladylike things, quite shocking. The folks in the crowd are looking at each other, astonished. They can hardly believe what they’re hearing and I can tell that they don’t know what to do, so they decide to laugh. t. pic related >not 'The Roseanne Barrbie Story'
Eli Gutierrez
>Amy Schumer will play the title role in Barbie, the live-action Sony Pictures film based on the venerable Mattel toyline.
Why is it always Sony Pictures? The Jews running this company must be exceptionally inbred.
Hudson Rodriguez
Not Jews. Just really stupid fucking people. Sony Pictures has lost a ton of money on the last few movies and they're desperate for a series of movies that works.
Wyatt Lopez
Barbie doesnt have a vagina though. What will her jokes be about?
Kevin Harris
>Sony
Not even surprised senpai
Dylan Smith
Not even barbie deserve this
Benjamin Miller
>All of Sony's movies bomb >Sony goes bankrupt and disbands >Other companies buy their IPs >Bloodborne on PC >Smoking crater where Sup Forums used to be
Lincoln Butler
Feel sorry for you, m8
Jordan Adams
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Connor Miller
Sony proper would sell their movie making (Sony Pictures) before it lost that much. I have my fingers crossed they keep doing this and do go out of business. They make shit films with stupid OC agendas.
