Wake up

>Wake up
>The USA have been divided and given to these countries

What do you do?

>Germans hold Louisiana
You are asking for trouble, friend.

Nuke Spain and reclaim independence.

Due my duty as an Anglo Texan and gather my people to resist the Hispanic scum.

This is literally what half of spanish regions want to do anyway.

Best pepe in a while senpai.

Ride to concord and warn the militia that the British Forces are on the way to seize the armory

>britain owns most german part of the country
>Germany owns most anglo part of the country

>Italy owns the least Italian part of the country.

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WE WUZ DETROIT AND SHEIT

I surrender

t. Ohio

Gibsmebak New Amsterdam REEEEEEEEEEEE

My mother is German and I live in TN, so really things work out nicely.

second shittiest part, you had one job desu

MN here, surrender

All that Lebensraum to fill with refugees!

Sip tea and shovel snow, hanging out with German friends, nuke rest of country

forgot pic

> France grabbing Detroit's dindus and endless land of crops and nothingness
>Germany full of niggers and rednecks
> Based italy becoming a leftist half mexican shithole
> Spain grabing the most relevant state of the USA and becoming an economic great power

WEW, OP must be a moor under proxy

Finally, America is great again.

What the fuck is "american" and "american indian"? where is the difference?

>Sharing a border with the UK

Oh boy, here we go.

poison the wine

t. PAIN au chocolat

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Pennsylvania would want to secede into German territory

You can only trigger a frogflag with it if you are yourself a frog
You have no power here, eternal fritz

I live in the Southeast. If you germys think you'll be taking over Our section of the country you got another thing coming. Most of the people in the Southeast have family who served in WW2. We beat your asses back then, we'll genocide your asses this time.

Oh and we'll be taking Texas back as well bitches.

>american
first wave immigrants

I wish that was true and Merkel just tries to ensure German supremacy via the EU. Your picture is accurate in that Germany is also burning.

Why do we get the liberal hellholes?

>Italy
>West Coast

>t. Hernando Fidel Mendoza

Get your ass back to Cuba.

>Ohio is French
Reeee those drunk fucks rammed my boat the other day
#notmystate

RARE
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Make sure the NFL season is sill going and the Cowboys are still going to the Superb Owl.

vive la france

I'd be like Mel Gibson in The Patriot and beat a bunch of Redcoats to death with an American flag.

RARE

>Germany

Killed by a muslim extremist obviously

Well, just add Louisiana to our part of the U.S.A. pictured here and this map is pretty accurate in describing our former territory in America.

Is there a more redpilled, patriotic boner inducing film

The South is Anglo, we both love tea, biscuits, and bantz.

Nice, more independentists. This ride never ends, not even in fictional situations.

brush up on my espanol

we dont care

Germany would be the most blacked.

Sorry dumbass but i ain't Cuban. Straight up southern black and proud! The order is EXTERMINUS and your ass is on the list!

blacks in the south are bro-tier though, so no worries

Chuckle because the Brits would have never even considered the thought of thinking niggers are human.

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I'm instantly 200% more civilized, god save the queen chap.

Come make me food POO LOOs!

lol as 'New Germany''s 10-15 million nigga population all migrates to Berlin

WE WUZ KAISERS

>Germany gets Arkansas

I can get behind this.

quite true. Many of the Blacks in the South are patriots at the end of the day. We refuse to be taken over and will fight beside our white Southern brothers till our dying breath.

>German education

>blacks in the south are bro-tier though, so no worries
t. someone who has never lived in the South

A nigger is a nigger, no matter where they live. The South is full of nigger shitholes like Atlanta and Mobile. There's nothing "bro-tier" about them.

Memri TV must be a blast to watch.

> Trump is elected in Spain, France and Germany separatly and they reform United States of America and others.

> nuke anglo to gain access to shores from Russian part of it
> have treaty with italians

Only if we force everyone to call it like it is actually named: Arkansas SAS! Not Saw!

It's only cool if we (Colorado) get the white Spanish and can deport the mestizos/californians.

thanks, my friend. as long as you take pride in our culture, you are a good man.

collectivism is the biggest blue pill ever, why don't you actually talk to people instead of being a liberal democrat

oh and we don't like muzzies either. Bunch rapists, goat fuckers, and Satan worshipers.

Why the fuck can't eurofags ever balkanize the US properly?

Kill all cucks (((germans))) , live life same as before . Easy .

fuck you dude. Atlanta is a great town. Get out of your Mom's basement before you run your mouth you moron.

I'm okay with this. Enjoy your new trailer parks. Hans.

Germany and france should switch places DESU

this guy gets it. Cleanse germys from the land, sit back with a cube, tells stories to kids about how we won our freedom. Its like pottery.

OIL!? YES!!!

We share a border with the Dutch, we are well acquainted with trailers.

Resist oppression for a second time
t. PA

Atlanta is a great town for nigger strip clubs, transgenders, and AIDS.

only to make it easier for us to take the South back. Have the french sucking our dicks and begging for more with a hour

KEK

Fucking Ahmed, you're unfortunately right on this.

>Giving the ethnically Anglo south to the Germans

>Giving the kraut/spaghetti nigger north to the British

Triggered.

American indians are aboriginals . Huff petrol , commit rape , same as australia .

Do everything I can to convince Germany to trade parts. I'd rater have hordes of niggers than liberals.

Fuck you we get the East,South West and Utah.

>Germany takes the South
Instantly cucked...

I'm a nigger so I'm going to France. Too bad they get the worst land of the US.

While Atlanta has alot of niggers some of the coolest black ppl ive met were at strip clubs in atlanta

Please don't.

>Germany gets California
>They crown Merkel Queen of Liberaria
>Cuckoldry becomes a national, televised sport.

As they say in Texas
>Come and take it

The south never got the European immigration waves so they are all anglos dating back to the colonies.

They're just more patriotic so they say they're american.

>Texas to Spain
The overwhelming ethnic German population would quickly secede and join the German Confedracy

Let dixie go with either France or Britain or there will be trouble. We'll tell our niggers that the Krauts killed "a gud boi dat dindu nuffin and was just going to church."
If the kalrauts have trouble with rapefugees wait till the see American nigs

Can we please get Oregon?
I promise i will bring qties and great food

Do you see caskets flowing down your street when it rains?

>Texas
>joining anyone
Texas would be sovereign within a year of this arrangement.

Trump as a Spanish president would be great.

Where do I have to sign?

No.

That would quite literally get you killed or at least beaten if you said that in Arkansas, Hans.

Fuck off Reddit blacks are shit here too. Theres just the occasional one thats alright

That flag, a truly unified South...
user, I-I think I love you, would you sing Dixie with me while we hold each others dixie?

>Mel Gibson in his quest to shit on the eternal Anglo

makes me sad desu

Can we give Maryland to Germany?
I don't want Maryland.

nyc: nothing changes