You guys are planning go to church tomorrow on advent sunday, right?

You guys are planning go to church tomorrow on advent sunday, right?

Sure then after that I'm going to have a drink with the Easter Bunny and tell Santa Clause what I want for Christmas.

I can't find a nice church to go, the last practically driven me out.

I'm Dutch Reformed and we don't celebrate man-made holy days like you pseudo-Papists.

He answered them, “And why do you break the commandment of God for the sake of your tradition? - Matthew 15:3

>I am now christian because its now the new trendy path of rebellion and it gives me an excuse to look down on others

fuck off

POST LEWD CHRIST-CHANS
P-Please!

nop

>he doesn't work 7 days a week
NEET scum get out

...

>be me
>would like to go tmr
>I'm in a rural area
>my local church had a schism
>now everyone hates each other who goes to one of the other churches
>on the fence to avoid getting shat on.

JUST

0.02 shekels have been deposited into your bank account

the worst thing to happen to the church was the denomination, It's something i like soo much from catholic churches, they're just one.

Religion serves only as an ethnic/racial expression. Whatever religion strengthens the race more is superior. Fuck off Christcucks your day is over, the age of the Neo-pagan has begun

no, I got shit to do

This.

>Christcucks squabbling over petty bullshit again

The day Martin Luther posted the 95 theses was the day Christianity began to die.

why are you trying to sound like an orc

With my family of 7(including the Mrs)
Yes.

>Tfw just binge read half of the Silmarillion yesterday

Idk I just have Tolkein on my mind.

Good luck mate I wish you the best.
I agree with you, but also was something very needed, or at least to deliverate the knowledge.

I got you senpai.

No why would I?

(((Church)))

Yep

>You guys are planning go to church tomorrow on advent sunday, right?

uhhh let me think about it

no im going to stay home and remain comfy

>tfw you've tried to be edgy and rebellious your whole life and failed
>tfw all you had to do was just go to church

praise kek

And by church I mean the one holy and apostolic Catholic church.

Of course.

i'll be in Rome all day long, i might just go

>Catholics
>Christianity
Pick one, baboon :^)

Tell me you are just memeing

Yes!

Fixed.
Now you just need to choose the text.

Sure! Make Tridentine Mass Again!

This