You have 4.3 seconds to tell me why you haven't killed yourself yet

You have 4.3 seconds to tell me why you haven't killed yourself yet

too much of a coward

Because I'm not a Canadian

>You have 4.3 seconds to tell me why you haven't killed yourself yet

because I don't want to.

Because then I'll miss reality's next story arc.

If I kill myself, everyone I hate wins.

i dont wanna die a virgin. once i get some pussy i will definitely kill myself

Because I don't want to get my rocks off that fast.

Not giving kikes satisfaction

I've got too much good to bring to the world.

my gf calls me Master

in america, you can enjoy a lot of degeneracy for a little bit of money

because i can't let a leaf live and consider suicide

i won $500 at the casino yesterday

Sex is good and I wanna keep having more of it.

I'm not canadian

Arkham Origins' servers shutting down in 24 hours.

If I kill myself, I win

Only good people kill themselves.

I'm too busy.

when I die I will be dead from now until the end of time

I might as well slog it out as long as I can

It'd upset my mum.

The meaning of life is in death, a meaningless death means you lived a meaningless life.

>self employed
>married
>5 kids
>small house and 3 cars
>ESTP
>IQ: 116
>FUCKING STRAIGHT WHITE MALE

Shut up and post attractive poo in loos leaf.

This

So I can Murder every chink in my neighbourhood

...

Sup Forums needs me.

we really dont

I am immortal. :-(

i have to vote for trump in 2020 and if im dead ill vote democrat

>stretch marks

You're worried if your death is going to have any meaning? If you aren't in the US it's all you can do to get a gun so you can off yourself before you die in unimaginable pain being ignored by nurses in a hospital.

There's still some leaf posters I need to kill before dying.

Because my life doesn't revolve around a set of greasy tits? I assume you are asking why we wouldn't off ourselves when we aren't fucking pic related.

...fuck you

kek

...

>Killing myself right before the glorious presidency of Donald J. Trump

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Exams.

Things are too good. If they weren't, I would still be delayed by needing to plan who to take with me because nobody gives a shit about suicides... they give all the shits about attacks.

q-t

because i have my japanese cartoons to fill up the void

Trust.

OI M8!

I cling onto hope of happiness.

;w;

Don't want to.

shes pretty

>big boobs
>stretch marks
pick both. it's the price they pay.