"Jyn Erso (the protagonist of Star Wars: Rogue One) is like female Han Solo. Even more bad ass than him because she's a woman in the traditionally sexist "boys' club" of the Star Wars franchise. It's about time and we can't wait for people to meet her."
"But really, we don't think we're overstepping our bounds to say that Han is like the MALE Jyn. And we think that fans will jump to that same sentiment, and not just because Jyn's heroics came first chronologically."
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I didn't watch the last Star Wars, and I certainly won't watch this one.
I can't take female "bad asses" seriously. They can just suck dicks to get out of trouble. I do fap to them though.
No wonder Harrison Ford had himself permanently written out of any more star wars bullshit.
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jesus christ
how do we fix this world Sup Forums
i want felicity to fart in my face
MY GOD what a sexy woman
wouldn't you?
this
>female badass
You should name her Oxy Moron.
>I didn't watch the last Star Wars, and I certainly won't watch this one.
I am not kidding, I didn't watch that shit.
>>Jyn Erso (the protagonist of Star Wars: Rogue One)
So who's the nigger she fucks?
He is a jew too, he loves the multicultural social justice wars
Wal-mart brand knock-off of Jan Ors
would rather watch a chick do fighting stuff than a man for the same reason I play female chars in MMOs
The new movie is so shit, there is literally nothing going on in the story.
A bunch of shit happened and I have no idea why any of it matters.
I watched it only because I was invited to a pre-screening by a client that rented out the whole theater.
I will watch Rogue One for the same reason.
I will probably never watch them again.
I've seen Return of the Jedi at least 300 times and may see it another 300 before I croak.
Fuck this new SJW star wars shitshow.
well, Daisy Ridley in FA was completely retarded. This won't be an exeption
>inb4 she's another Mary Sue
Good, they just saved me money. I hope it bombs, but SW has big momentum, unlike ghostbusters.
yeah so at what point do they drop the shenanigans and make a new movie with original ideas that doesn't suck?
like how much money do they have to lose to do this?
>invited to a pre-screening by a client that rented out the whole theater.
wow you should really work on helping your client not be a cuck
Do the makers of this film not read books or comics or play video games based on Star Wars?
Also, regardless of the agenda that this film will push, I doubt this movie would bomb.
>I didn't watch the last Star Wars,
Neither did I! Not only was it a blatant rehash, but now it's becomig a shameless political statement.
I wish Stars Wars was just a fun, weird sci-fi story and not some political agenda.
>David Strauss and Levi Goldstein Presents: star wars !
if normies had better taste this wouldn't happen
I won't be giving any money to this crap. I'll rent it from the local library.
I don't know why shit like this bothers me, but it does. I can't stand the "empowered womyn" protagonist that is being pushed so hard. I don't mind Ellen Ripley. Probably because her character didn't come off as so horribly contrived as the one described here so obnoxiously.
Normies get into decadent shit like renting out theaters for (((blockbuster))) movies and entertaining clients/vendors. They sure as shit can't do midnight screenings of hentai or The Greatest Story Never Told.
I saw it, I didn't hate it. The ugly dindu was a lot more bearable than the girl character who just was unlikable.
If all this shit wasn't so forced and faked, no one would have a problem with it.
Pic related - a real female badass before all this fucking agenda.
Kreia is the only good female character in this godforsaken franchise
Bitchy looking. Not feminine. Wooden. Typical smarmy british cunt. How she ever landed the lead is beyond me.
That's why you get rich and build a massive home theatre for shit like that.
And then she ends up turning evil.
Guess Han Solo was better in the end huh.
He looks cynical and shit faced now. He couldn't take anymore Cocks in his mouth.
I agree with this 100% Though resurrection sucked.
Samesies, but my company and not a client. I'm just going for free dinner and the cash holiday bonus.
Killing Kyle Katarns story has me salty as fuck.
This a thousand times
>tfw just seeing the trailer for the first one ruined the whole series for me
>I don't mind Ellen Ripley.
Well, that's mostly because the fact Ripley was a woman wasn't her defining characteristic. For these new ''empowered womyn'' they are women first and then they worry about character ( or lack of it rather )
This.
Also Sarah Conner too.
>Felicity will never bite your dick with her rabbit teeth
The movie will do well enough just from the franchise name, but its going to be fundamentally bad.
TFA's major flaw was having Rey be so perfect she's boring. The secondary flaw was having a villain who wasn't scary. The first order officers and enlisted showed open disrespect to Kylo.
>lowering shields on a planet just because you have a blaster to the back of your head
women shouldn't be allowed in the First Order.
Ripley built up to being a badass out of survival and was portrayed as a normal person rather than a walking political agenda.
Also there was a cool dynamic of Ripley vs the Queen. It wasn't about muh patriarchy. "Get away from her you bitch!" Was a high point in 80s sci-fi action.
Truth.
They have no personality, it's all "don't smile, be snarky and wooden."
>women shouldn't be allowed in the First Order.
It didn't even make sense. She's meant to be fanatically loyal, but caved at the first sign of pressure and helped people who were probably gonna kill her anyway.
>Also Sarah Conner too.
Oh hell yeah! She was a "strong woman" before it was cool.
Because you're a closeted gay?
Even the Lego sets based off of this movie look like shit
I hope it bombs. I dont even know anyone who wants to see it
>never boxed nude on your ship
faggot
>snarky and wooden
I thought she was just being British.
You're a faggot who hides the fact he wants to be a girl by claiming that you would rather look at a girl doing stuff?
Inb4 shes able to match darth vaders power and nearly kills him
Nooo goyim, I mean, good and obedient citizen, you MUST watch the movie and give me your shekels, I mean, give support to this brave actress. Or are you a sexist? Please goy... I mean, obedient citizen...
>Talk to Visas once
>Handmaiden gets all upset and won't talk to me ever again
She's shit
Sorry rabbi, I have been being a bad goy.
She had 2 scenes
>Hey, don't take your helmet off! Report imminently to the shrink for PTSD testing and re-indoctrination
And FN doesn't even do it.
She doesn't even bargain, after she lowers the shields, just gets thrown into the garbage like the garbage she is. If you're gonna be a traitor, at least defect to the other side in the hopes of not being executed.
What would have been in character would be her triggering the alarm system.
>forced and faked
There's nothing forced and faked about it.
>Quotation marks
SOURCE, FAG
>"Jyn Erso (the protagonist of Star Wars: Rogue One) is like female Han Solo. Even more bad ass than him because she's a woman in the traditionally sexist "boys' club" of the Star Wars franchise. It's about time and we can't wait for people to meet her."
I love watching strong kick-ass female characters in movies. I always get a kick out of thinking at how easily they'd fall in to a fetal position and cry in real life if faced with 10% of the adversity they are faced with in films.
>watching some feminist shitfest when you could just rewatch a perfectly fine high testosterone movie series
Yeah and make her life Phasma where she has no actual discipline or constitution.
And she'll do it with no training or any idea of what she is doing.
Female badasses are so fucking rare b/c they don't exist.
Even muscled up she hulks need to make a living by selling their bodies as escorts.
Warrior women is a dumb fake trope
Have Sup Forumsacks ever read a short story by Katherine Mansfield called "The Garden Party"? Too many of these feminists are behaving like Laura, who laughably believes at one point she's a worker girl, just like the workers setting up the outside garden party, but all Laura is doing is ordering the men around, and eating a slice of cake in her hand.
Why you don't want to be a cute gurl? :^)
hehehe
you're quite the lady's man
the whole movie is autistic and they wrote themselves into a plot corner. Female empowerment except with the one female character everybody actually respected.
Even capeshit crap like Buffy and Xena produced no controversy whatsoever.
I just don't get where the (((media))) gets this controversy from.
this makes no sense at all. Women are not as good as men. it's a fact.
People shit talked Vader too, c'mon.
Thank fuck.
Han Solo is easily the most popular protagonist of Star Wars, and going this far this early, after having just killed him off, will backfire spectacularly.
First rule of fanfiction, which this is, is to never try to one up the canon characters with your Self Inserts.
I don't know what they're thinking, given that they got the whole MaRey Sue label over much less obnoxiousness.
Even LOTR had some moments, but if it was made today, you can be sure Frodo and Sam would ACTUALLY be gay. And Gandalf becoming the white would be an allegory on becoming transgender. You can think of some more.
feminist shill, go back to tumblr where you can cry in your safe space before trump orders your execution. Women don't belong in movies, plain and simple.
I didn't watch the last one either.
And I agree. I'm not watching this one.
>And Gandalf becoming the white would be an allegory on becoming transgender. You can think of some more.
Gandalf becomes white because being white is the height of evolution.
Agreed. Nobody has a problem with female leads, but hollywood has a stick up their ass about "female empowerment" and having rediculous scenes of "heh, a girl can do it too." The movies would be better without the cringe moments of forced social justice.
In short, be organic.
>pay $12 to attend a gender studies lecture
Yeah nah.
>So who's the nigger she fucks?
This was my first question as well, blacked?
>Kreia
>good character
pick one
Most of it isn't even real controversy, just the expression of honest opinion.
Remember AVGN explaining why his personal bias wouldn't let him give the new Ghostbusters a fair shot so he wouldn't review it at all? And then the media bashed him for those exact biases he wholly admitted to and professionally handled because ANYONE with a following not bending the fucking knee to progressive coded media MUST be sexist, racist, misogynist, etc.
Except that hes been trying to get them to kill him off for over 30 years.
Same, was a total star wars geek as a teenager. camped for the re-release. Don't even bother for the new SJW Wars.
Visas was better anyway
maybe feminist cucks like you don't, libtard.
Ripley fit. They didn't make her the protagonist to be inclusive or make a feminist point.
That's why she was great.
oh, how progressive.
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Damn, it just dawned on me that LOTR had no multi cult I bullshit in it at all.
Even the different races are all white people or hideous monsters.
Not to mention it had mostly traditional gender roles. How did they get away with that?
She's one of the best written characters in Star Wars, you can't find anything closely resembling her in any of the movies or novels.
The only thing I can think of is "I'M NO MAN" but even then she could only do it because she got the help of Merry. She was also a good character with values and morale.
>This day we fight!!
>By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,
>I bid you stand, Men of the West!!!
>Found the fuck who still thinks girls give you cooties.
>sjw logic
>sjw originality
>Star Wars galaxy was a boys club
>Princess Leia was a 18 y/o senator, led the Rebellion, personally attended an assault on Endor
>Padme Amidala was a queen then a senator
>Anakin had a female padawan in Clone Wars
>Rey is an insanely powerful but untrained new main character, who was the highest selling toy in every category, despite what tumblr told you
>female Jedi, bounty hunters and assassins are not uncommon
ok
Han Solo is more like a sly, sarcastic scoundrel than a badass.
>Protagonist is an admitted Han Solo ripoff
>Trailer even features a reworded 'never tell me the odds' line
>Jyn Erso is an expy Jan Ors, who coincidentally was introduced in a video game who's first level was about stealing the first Death Star plans.
I realize these movies are cash grabs by Disney but holy fuck.
you're a fucking cuckold. Feminist trash like you is the reason we need to make america great again.
It is pretty obvious the writers were forced to shoehorn phasma into the movie, so they rebelled and wrote her that way.
source?
yeah ripley was badass, check these double d u b s.
till third our fourth movie got kinda silly.
>Not feminine.
It would have been extremely out of place for her character to be super feminine when shes literally an abandonded orhpan left to scavenge materials on a desert world for a decade. Are you just retarded?
Daisey ridley is very feminine, the part just didnt call it for it