We are truly the master race. We founded the greatest empire in the history of humanity and brought the light of civilisation to the most savage corners of the planet.
The world speaks our language now.
We also created the United States, the most powerful country on Earth today as well as other top tier countries such as Canada, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa (before the spearchuckers took over). Their accomplishments continue to make us proud.
The fact that we get so much hate from the lesser countries and inferior races calling us ugly and inbred only attests to our greatness. Their butthurt brings me joy.
Rule Britannia!
Ryan Sanchez
RULE BRITANNIA!
Dylan Gomez
Yes, we are glorious. All others are weaker races.
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Bentley Diaz
And now? You waz kangz.
Juan Johnson
explain this
Zachary Brown
BEADY E A D Y
Sebastian Fisher
>top tier countries >canada
John Ross
And then the Windrush arrived, leading to decades worth of newcomers who basically hate us, and will start making their own rules the first chance they get.
F
Owen Scott
Whose language are you reading frog?
Sacre Bleu! Zis really toasts my baguettes!
Juan Ward
Isn't ~40% of the English vocabulary french words.
Hudson Wood
No. There are a few though.
French is a Latin-based tongue. English draws from both Latin and Germanic tongues.
Nolan Wilson
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Our wars are wars of friendship, when the world is peaceful we have a few practice wars to keep our skill sharp and our banter unrivaled. I think we're overdue another one, once all this Islam thing is over we'll set one up. We'll take the victory this time.
Matthew Garcia
French and English both draw primarily from the same sources. The difference is that French is Latin with heavy lexicon influence by Germanic sources, and English is Germanic with heavy lexicon influence by Latin sources.
You can blame the Normans for that.
Jose Carter
RUN TO THE HIIILLLLS
Colton Ramirez
You spread your cuck genes far enough.
Evan Smith
Truly the most accomplished nationality to ever exist. Not to say you always won, but you went BIG. I just love reminding Chinese and Indians how they got colonized, they get actually embarrassed about it.
Jack Bailey
>ebin spics are not cucked mene wew
Dominic Lewis
BAD HOMBRE
Everyone is always quick to laugh at us for whatever makes them feel better, but we set one hell of a precedent that no other country has yet met. You guys are the closest to it, but even then there is still a long bloody way to go. It truly is great to be British.
Ryan Taylor
And whose language is on your coat of arm?
Dominic Collins
>winning defensive wars
William Roberts
I hope that one day Canada will uncuck itself.
Otherwise it is a pretty good country.
Robert Jones
Touche mon ami!
Oublions notre rivalry et combattons le merde Islamic ensemble!
Mason Watson
Once, I was known as Oswald Mosley.
Now I am Locutus of BEADY. I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us. Dissolve your borders, lower your arms and surrender your countries. We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Your people and their habits will be assimilated. We are the ANGLO.. Resistance as you know it is over.
We won't turn you into an ANGLODRONE. You're much too valuable to us with your individuality intact, people of Sup Forums. But you've left humanity behind. Try to abandon their petty emotions as well. Fear... anger... vanity... They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.
Look at our assimilated peoples: They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order.
We have drawn our power from thousands of races across thousands of regions, since long before you were created, but now, they are all ANGLO.
You question us about the ARYAN, but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation; Why assimilate a species that would detract from perfection? ARYAN sentiment. Compassion, guilt, empathy - they're irrelevant. We only wish to raise quality of life for all species. Why do you resist?
We've come to make you an offer: join the Commonwealth and we'll spare Sup Forums. This offer is non-negotiable. You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together, we can hear each other's posts. Prepare to be COLONISED.
Brayden Ramirez
>Normans >Literally "Norse men" >Not French
Also Napoleon was from Corsica.
Robert Cooper
God and my right. French for all to see.
Isaiah Diaz
>brought the light of civilisation to the most savage corners of the planet.
You need to bring some civilization to your own home, Brits.
Michael Jackson
And whose language are you speaking?
Gavin Lewis
The English didn't win the Nine Years War
Brody Cruz
the only language that you inbred fucks can understand
Levi Stewart
I want London to secede to be honest.
Would be all comfy then.
Isaiah Young
>greatest English military triumph >still lost the war
Xavier Lewis
Simplified English?
Caleb Young
>The world speaks our language now. Isn't english like 50% latin? How much of your language is actually yours really?
Mason Lee
I'm sure jewish bankers have nothing to do with that
Hudson Richardson
>a fucking cactus
Owen Bailey
your only achievement was making good music (not anymore) and that was manily because your weather is so shit and your women are so ugly men would rather stay indoors playing instruments together
Jacob Gray
The war was divided into 3 sections with a ceasefire in-between. We won the first two.
Adam Cruz
Remind me again the USA had to come save your collective British asses during WW2? Greatest country in the world my ballsack.
Samuel Nelson
Listen you French slag, send your slag sister on over so I can Anglo her already
Jonathan Garcia
Nice shop, Paki
Xavier Jones
Hey I like our shit weather its comfy.
Hudson Wilson
Most everyday words are germanic and briton. The rest are more romance. Latin makes up a fairly small amount.
Jackson Torres
UK killed its Jews in the pogroms of the 1600s. The bankers in London, at least in the 1800s and early 1900s, were 100% Eternal Anglo
Landon Lewis
It's still regarded as one war and the French won the second section
Carson Turner
Yea, but still has a bad dentist policy.
Wyatt Kelly
English is a germanic language. It goes adjective noun where the romance languages go noun adjective.
Michael Perez
If you look at our history you'll quickly find that Jews are responsible for our weakening, not our strength. All of our strength is Anglo strength, which is why we used to destroy Jews. We're cheeky buggers though, so we just point and laugh as Germany gets heat for killing Jews.
Hunter Howard
>roastbeef resulting to insults because he's clearly out of arguments
typical
Jaxson Gonzalez
I see no lies in this.
Cooper Johnson
Who needs dentists when we can pry fresh and well maintained teeth out of the skulls from the ARYAN BONE PILE?
Owen Jackson
>falling for the memes
London isn't half as bad as it's portrayed in the media. You don't see that scum in Chelsea, Kensington, Westminster, etc... the nice areas.
That would be like me saying that the US is full of niggers because I went to South Central or Compton.
t. Londoner
Kayden Taylor
English is basically morphed German.
Get really stoned and think about that, you'll have a fun time.
Ryan Nelson
3rd, and yes I agree but it is more nuanced than that.
Agincourt bankrupted France for decades and caused a civil uprising in France. France had to get on it's knees for peace, and Henry V was married off to a French princess as a bargain.
Not to mention that the nobility got their arses handed to them by peasants with longbows.
Cooper Morales
Hey Beadybros, when are you going to go full Cromwell again and get rid of that reptile in Buck house?
Christopher Foster
and the cuckiest of cucks nowadays
> I like the queen
Benjamin Gonzalez
People forget that france was the most dominant land force on the planet for about 600 years. Worthy adverseries.
Eli Gutierrez
It's true, but it's the more abstract words. We saxons apparently are vigorous but kind of grunty and not given to flights of abstraction. (Though I don't know - German proper is abstract as all hell. Hum.)
Something like the 1000 most common English words are still of Germanic-origin.
Carter Clark
I'm not necessarily an anglophile but I have tremendous respect for Great Britain. This nation, this civilization has truly been a crowning glory of all humanity, for the time that they ruled.
However, >The world speaks our language now.
You need to wake up and realize that America speaks English because of England. But THE WORLD speaks English because of America. Don't delude yourself. It's pathetic.
Kevin Wood
Save from what? the germans where grinding themselves to dust in russia and had 0 capability to invade the isles
Michael Mitchell
Reported to Her Royal Highness for conspiring against the British Crown.
Josiah Young
We got Trump elected. We're even now.
Andrew Walker
>We founded the greatest empire in the history of humanity and brought the light of civilisation to the most savage corners of the planet.
That was the Roman Empire.
Nathaniel Russell
>Remind me again the USA had to come save your collective British asses during WW2?
They didn't. Such is a historically inaccurate yet common sentiment that is probably taunt as such over there for whatever reason.
Julian Thomas
thank you for the music bands, brits
Parker Price
Exhibit A
Jelly haters from irrelevant countries.
I love Finland though. You guys are fucking awesome.
Landon Robinson
This is correct. Most every-day conversation words are Anglo-Saxon.
Levi Stewart
I get what you're saying. People have huge respect for the British. Often, when playing online vidya and everyone states where they're from, my response usually results in 'Ah cool' or 'Nice' or 'I like British'. Never a bad word.
We're also kind as fuck. Something like 0.3% of Nazi POWs died under British capture. We went around the world abolishing slavery, and our legal system is the fairest and most respected worldwide.
It's pretty hard not to be a White Supremacist / British Nationalist when you learn that your country and its people are clearly, obviously, objectively much better than pretty much every single other group of people in the world bar some random kind Indian Ocean tribe or some shit.
Cooper Murphy
You're welcome Tacobell
Leo Wilson
That day we set our peasants on their nobility and they ruined them 100/1.
Is is glorious to be British.
Austin Rodriguez
Why did Churchill drag us into it then?
Wyatt Nguyen
that wasn't us though
Owen Martin
Britain is a shithole riddled with inferior races. The glory days are over. Nuke the entire country I say.
Anthony Murphy
The stage of Hundred Years War in which Agincourt occurred was the final stage of it and a French victory - ending the war, also very few knights were actually killed by the longbow, it any. The bow was incapable of piercing armor. The knights were killed by suffocation, exhaustion or from the peasants clubs.
Kevin Edwards
>hong kong >america >canada >australia >new zealand >pakistan >india >all across europe >jamaica >loads of africa
All part of our Empire, all speak English because of us. Then you have places like France and Germany that have been speaking English since before your country existed, because of the British presence.
Behave. The only lingual thing your country has given the world is nigger speak.
Kevin Perry
can i be a honorary brit?
Benjamin Clark
Take us home daddy
Jason Richardson
Every language in the world is a human invention. It's technically all just gibberish. We're only recognizing and associating vocal sounds with things.
I'm speaking gibberish right now. You're just recognizing said gibberish.
I didn't have to get stoned to think about this.
Oliver Phillips
>We're also kind as fuck. Something like 0.3% of Nazi POWs died under British capture. We went around the world abolishing slavery, and our legal system is the fairest and most respected worldwide.
Indeed.
Englishmen are kind hearted and we treat even our enemies fairly. Our legal system has spread across the world.
We truly are a light in the world and I know many countries look up to us for that reason.
Jason Roberts
Drink the blood of the ARYAN, if you survive - you can come live with us.
Samuel Peterson
Are you Pakistani in any way?
Ryder Young
>Englishmen are kind hearted hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Matthew Morgan
>When she calls you daddy
Angel Myers
England didn't make the US, the US made the US
Justin Torres
I'm screencapping this because I doubt I will ever see such a thing from an Irishman again in my life. Bloody hell.
If you have Anglo blood, then you basically are. Otherwise, be white of any kind and commit to the Aryan genocide and you can be a honourary Brit.
John Long
Thank you for your input Hadir al Saddam al Rasheed al Farook al Muhammad al Mahamood al Mohammed.
Now please fuck off back to Pakiland.
Nathan James
>brits still think they're masterace yeah fuck off.
Samuel Lopez
We will take all of you home indeed, straight into the Blood Refineries.
GIVE US YOUR BLOOD.
Daniel Cruz
/thread
Jayden Carter
fuck wrong image, how i delete?
Gavin Robinson
You are using our language, there is no greater cuckoldry than that.
Julian Barnes
Riiiiiiiigggggghtt. Because if America had not become the overriding dominant economic, social and cultural influence on the entire fucking planet, all these countries would still be speaking fluent English.
Sure thing, Neville.
Nicholas Perez
>When Brits rely on you to save Western civilization
Thomas Hernandez
>says the country that was forced to use our language
Landon Jackson
English is objectively the best by a noticeable margin, although other languages are sometimes more suited for science or poetry, every child should at least be bilingual in any language they choose. I don't like how we just get Spanish and French because we're America, and most kids lose the opportunity to learn because we just don't give a shit.
Hudson Williams
...
Brayden Lewis
You cannot deny us, for we know what we are in your heart and are the fuel that incites your lust.
Michael Bennett
The Roman Empire didn't stretch half as far as the British empire you dumb negroids.
The fact that you have both saved on your computer speaks volumes about your feelings France-kun.
Stop being tsudere.
Joseph Carter
>I'm screencapping this because I doubt I will ever see such a thing from an Irishman again in my life. Bloody hell. You will never probably meet us in real life, but there are many Irishmen who secretly long for those days. You gave us language, legal systems, architecture, public service, educational institutions. This will trigger the Irish people with deep-seated insecurity complexes. They are the most ardent British haters. Plenty of Irishmen bravely fought for the Queen in WW1 and WW2. Many of them were ostracized when they came home by knuckle dragging bogchimps
Gavin Nelson
maximum overkek
also >french >blonde >white
Cooper Baker
>save Western civilisation >cause the end of the British Empire as a superpower