>Be me, 24 White Male Wage Cuck >Buycott Oreos because they Moved to Mexico >Breakdown after 7 months and buy a pack >Literally Shit >Plastic wrapping all fucked up >Logo on Cookie spelled wrong >Mexican Cockroach >Inconistent Creme, probably mexijizz >Never eating Oreos again
Seriously Pol, WTF happened and why did Hillary do this to such a great brand?
Whole Foods 365 Brand Oreos coming in. These are literally better in every way.
2.99 per box
Dylan James
What did they mean by this
Xavier Rogers
and you dont think you use the same? or estrogenize your water and food sources extra?
Isaiah Robinson
I haven't bought oreos since they moved, if I boycott something I mean it. Pepsi, Kellogs they can all get fucked.
Isaiah Brooks
Haven't had an Oreo in close to a year now probably
Loved the mint ones. Anyone else make those?
Jackson Ortiz
How can they be Americas favourite cookie when they were only invented 7 or 8 years ago?
Jaxon Russell
Good for you dude, props!
Leo Young
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Matthew Jenkins
Oreos are fucking shit, fuck off with trying to make everything here Oreo flavour Also American chocolate is fucking shit
Zachary Kelly
MADMAN A D M A N
Kevin Parker
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Luis Roberts
I bought the "Peppermint" ones, there were mint ones on the shelf. Be careful, very unsafe to eat!
Samuel Murphy
hol up hol up, you be sayin' we now cookie masters n shiiieet?
Noah Garcia
>hydrox
This shit sounds like a fucking bleach component
Aaron Thompson
Hershey's is garbage because they use spoiled milk. Honestly anyone who eats any chocolate with
Anthony Robinson
But "Milka" sounds like Grandpa's jizzing in it, not eating that shit for sure
Jeremiah Davis
They probably are better. I hate Whole Paycheck but they do sweets and baked goods extremely well. Lotta fat-ass yuppies shopping there, kek.
I ate Hydrox as a kid and preferred them to Oreos. I probably still would, but I have no idea where to get Hydrox as I haven't seen them locally in decades.
Oddly, enough Walgreen's "Nice!" line makes some cheesecake/caramel sandwich cookies which are surprisingly delicious. I try not to buy sugar but when I get offered some, I usually accept. They're vanilla type sandwich cookies with cheesecake frosting in between and in the middle, a dab of caramel. Hella tasty.
Jason Martinez
>Hydrox Cookie Retweeted what the fuck
Henry Harris
Wtf I hate hydrox now.
Brody Turner
topkek, now I want to find some just to reward them
Brandon Moore
yeah duendes are cheaper than elves
Samuel Collins
>Almost all big brand foodstuff is made in Poland >As are most knock offs >Cost 1/3rd the price
Such is life in the Isolation that is the Baltics.
Jack Rodriguez
Anyone remember "Mystic Mints"? Basically an Oreo with peppermint frosting, dipped in peppermint milk chocolate. Fuck, they were good. Melted in your mouth. I miss the 80s.
Levi Campbell
I want to believe that Hydrox is a pure cookie and they simply arent aware of furries.
Camden Gomez
can someone tell me when the off-brand became more expensive than actual oreos?
Cooper Green
Yeah, I member
Cameron Thompson
This is probably quite true. Most people still don't know about the horror that is furries.
Zachary Stewart
>Whole Paycheck then get a bigger paycheck.
a lot of their prepackaged goods are expensive but if you buy ingredients to make shit from scratch it definitely is cheaper than their prepackaged goods
when i was in eastern europe, i noticed your grocery stores suck. and your "healthy" groceries really dont have anything on ours.
then again it seemed like everything was cheaper
Michael Cruz
>Build a wall nice >all the nuts I'm conflicted, I don't know if they're mocking or supporting Trump. One way will lead me to go buy some right now, the other will cause me to boycott them for life.
Justin Rivera
That's disgusting.
Andrew Morgan
Oreo's were the most miserable excuse for a biscuit on the planet even before the Mexicans got hold of them. Hyper sweet and made you feel sick after eating one. If you're going to eat something sweet make it count and don't eat shit.
Juan Reyes
First, where were you, second, what do you mean by suck?
If you want fresh farmers produce, you have to go to a legit marketplace.
Isaac Smith
Hard telling. They'll retweet anything with the name Hydrox name in it (even furries)
Ryan Fisher
same thing happened with Hershey's chocolate. They moved their factories to mexico, stopped using cocoa butter in favor of PGPE and vegetable oil, and no the chocolate is absolute garbage.
I grew up near Hershey, PA. We used to go to Hershey park once a year. The whole town smelled like chocolate and it was magical. Then I went back one year when I was 18, and it didn't smell like anything. I wondered what happened, and looked into it only to find out what Hershey had done. It's been almost a decade since I've bought any Hershey products.
I hope Trump brings Hershey's factories back to Hershey, PA.
Gavin Mitchell
Just give me cookies with coconut oil and sugar instead of ((corn syrup)) and ((vegetable oil.))
Prior to 1950s: >coconut oil is a "natural preservative"--just never goes rancid >so associated with good health and lean physique that it's marked up 10000% and sold as a health food >the way white sugar is produced ensures it's 99.9% pure
After 1950s: >big US agriculture needs a market for all its seeds and weeds >starts grinding them up and extracting oil and syrup >new foodstuffs never before consumed >university studies bribed to paint them as "healthty" >seed oil is omega 6 and goes rancid in a week and so needs loads of artificial preservatives >even that doesn't stop it from going immediately rancid in your body and becoming giant free radical factories in your gut blubber >corn syrup is contaminated with heavy metals and pesticides because it is an unfilterable liquid >also has a much higher calorie count than sugar of the same weight because polysaccharide contamination
((Coincidentally)) the rate of all degenerative diseases spiked and continue to climb after introduction of those shitty foods.
Jason Myers
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Nolan Bennett
> a fucking leaf
Mason Taylor
>biscuit
Kevin Wood
>I grew up near Hershey, PA. We used to go to Hershey park once a year. The whole town smelled like chocolate and it was magical. Like a nostalgia kick to the nuts. As a kid growing up in Baltimore I used to anticipate Hershey Park visits more than Christmas itself.
Wyatt Stewart
The Hydrox brand is older. Oreo was a knockoff. Yes, there's even a red pill for sandwich cookies.
Julian Robinson
HAIL HYDROX
Andrew Harris
Can confirm. 365 are great. The chocolate biscuit actually tastes like chocolate. If you get them on sale it's a good deal too. $3 for over 300g of cookies.
David Ortiz
E Ger. Pooland, Hungry, Czechia.
Luke Reyes
Rare OG Trump meme
Aiden Ramirez
WAIT WHAT?!?
When I was younger my father used to take the family to Hershey park. It was about a 2 hour drive for us.
I remember going through the little ride that tours the factory. The rides were pretty damn cool as well.
That's fucked they are gone now.
Jeremiah Peterson
They're like that because in 1900 when he invented it people couldn't really afford chocolate, so Hershey made a chocolate bar with a smaller amount of chocolate and was mostly made from old milk. And because of that he was able to sell it at an affordable price and it became the most popular chocolate bar here. There are a lot better chocolates, pic related is usually the size a normal 3-4$ one will be.
Jason Taylor
Sounds like name for some dish washer liquid m8
Grayson Flores
I could've sworn hershey chocolate tasted better as a kid. Now I know.
I gagged when I tried the chocolate syrup topping for ice cream. And the regular candy tastes like ass. The ones with nuts taste worse. You'd expect the nuts to mask the bad taste, but no.
Leo Nguyen
Is it true the hershey bars taste like puke? I swear it's what i've heard here. Also why the fuck do you guys sell 1 POUND bars? It's crazy.
Landon Jackson
Hydrox is the real Oreo. And I know they still make them because I saw them at the store last week in Spring Hill, TN. There is this drama behind Hydrox and how Oreo fucked them over. Wikipedia doesn't tell the whole story. A whole lot of shady shit went down and Hydrox got robbed by Oreo slick advertising, going as far as to claim Oreo was the original. Look it up if you care.
"Hydrox is the brand name for a creme-filled chocolate sandwich cookie manufactured by Leaf Brands. It originally debuted in 1908, and was manufactured by Sunshine Biscuits for over ninety years.[1] The similar Oreo cookie, introduced later in 1912, was inspired by the Hydrox. However, the Oreo eventually exceeded it in popularity which resulted in the Hydrox coming to be perceived as a knockoff, even though it was the original.[2] "
>stopped using cocoa butter in favor of PGPE and vegetable oil It was terrible even before that change. Just admit it, Hershey's has always been shit. You just didn't know the difference when you were a kid.
Zachary Scott
Cry more, bitches.
Easton Brown
Checked.
Yes, it tastes like vomit now, because they replaced the cocoa butter with fillers and vegetable oils. I'm fairly certain one of the fillers is butyric acid, which is meant to give a creamy taste and mouthfeel. Unfortunately, butyric acid is also the chemical that makes vomit smell like... well vomit. So when yuros say Hershey's taste like vomit I completely agree with them, because there is literally the chemical constituent of vomit in the candy bar.
Blake Carter
>without HFCS >made in America not Mexico
Hydrox master race
Jack Williams
>Leaf brands
Kek Sup Forums has ruined me
Hunter Russell
how can a simple package of cookies invoke such a strong case of patriotism? very impressive
Jason Price
Not everyone on Sup Forums is still in college. I was old enough to remember when Hershey changed the recipe.
BTW Hershey's Symphony line does use cocoa butter. But not enough to make it taste like not-shit.
Evan Nguyen
I think most Americans are so familiar with it that it doesn't taste like vomit to them. The 1lbs things are just novelties, almost no one actually eats them like that. Maybe I would buy a 1lbs kit-kat though.
Austin Flores
>Get boycotted for supporting LGBT >Decides instead of fixing themselves they move to mexico to save cost because they are getting boycotted >Get boycotted even more by moving to Mexico Holy fuck this is funny.
Bentley Ramirez
Comes with a free gun and diabetus.
Adrian Bennett
Oreos are shit desu
Sebastian Perez
who the fuck is that guy, that is not my image reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jayden Reyes
I just saw one in a store that imports your sweets, you've got massive cans for your drinks as well. That doesn't look healthy at all.
Jeremiah Cox
>made of detergent and Canadians I'll pass.
Ayden Phillips
Fucking furries have to ruin everything.
Andrew Scott
I've seen this happen a few times to other posters. Dont know what causes it.
Back the fuck up gayboys. Finnish confectionery magic coming through.
Asher Morris
I mean Scotland deep fries milky ways, I think it's just that a lot of people in every country just like to eat and don't give a shit about their health.
Blake Harris
The CEO of Whole Foods hates Obongo and unions so he's okay in my book.
These are the best though.
Robert Garcia
God Bless America
Wyatt Cox
>Domino is Finnish So this is what it feels like to have been born in the Mecca of sweets, the Baltics?