ITT : Sup Forums, after Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria got assassinated. The July Crisis

ITT : Sup Forums, after Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria got assassinated. The July Crisis.


Fucking Serbs. They want war? We will give it to them.
And no, i am not worried about Russia at all, Germany got our backs. Right?

you said it pal

Oi you cheeky cunt. I dare you to walk through Belgium, make my day!

Pay denbts

fuck off you austro dog.

So long as it doesn't fucking drag us into it, go for it.

If things get really bad though pinky promise you'll help us out?

Superpower by 1920

FFS don't tell me we're gonna have to bail you out

soooooo we will be selling the weapons, yes?

If you pay us...

it's sad but you were closer to being super power in 1916 than in 2016

FUCK.

You fuckers never should have remained neutral in the crimean war FUCK YOU the entire world would have changed if you faggots hadn't been faggot cucks

I probably won't need you to, I reckon we'll have this sorted by Christmas. Just be on standby.

Sure, hey Germanbros, just saying, if you wanna attack France you can just circumvent their defenses through Belgium! We'll keep you guys supplied for some shiny marks, no problem!

>t. tsar nico of rushka

LOL Eurofags are about to go to war again.

Good thing we took care of the Indians, we don't ever have to deal with that bullshit!

A full scale of mobilization and some artillery pieces to shell their petty capital wouldn't be such a bad idea, and attacking Montenegro at the same time, outnumbering them.

Smart Eurofags stay neutral and make money, Ameribro ;)

We know ;^) only difference is that our investment was in danger. Fucking commies.

Fellas, the fuckin' Serb that blew the dukes brains out is actually a Bosnian.

I heard they will give us American citizenship so that we can join the war. LOL, who cares about that, America is a petty empire and they will never play a relevant role in the world stage. Who want to live there with those uneducated barbarians?

Enjoy getting cucked by your hungarian "subjects". remember to have your wife wash her mouth after Lazlo is done with her

BASED Wilson will never drag us in, he said so himself

It is a Serb living in Bosnia!

After the war against Serbia we will clean up the Empire.

Where r u

Says the United States Commonwealth of Puerto Rico

Just wait till we make you and Cuba a state.

Having boom boom sex with Sombra.
Por que?

What? Did the US enter the war to save its investments?

What about muh Lusitania?

It's the beginning of the end for white folks. You won't be missed!

>Italy
>Part of the central powers

stop

What do you mean? We are in a triple Alliance with them. Surely they will aid us in our struggle against Serbia.

Nothing amigo

You damned brits you said you had it under control FUUUUUCK.

im finally going to be free!!!!!!!1111111111

They were, temporally. Until it changed sides with the Entente in 1915.
All righty'~!

The Lusitania is what gave the US Government the approval of the public to enter the war. So both are true I guess.

Also German naval policy was retarded in WWI.
>Ach mein gott ze british are nervous about naval competition
>better build a navy to compete with the british
>this will make them like us
>this will not trigger an arms race
war starts
>I have a brilliant plan! Let's attack civilian ships from the only major power that hasn't declared war on us

Hol up boi Italy Central Powers nao

why did we have to fight russia in ww1, we had no quarrels with them.

The U-Boats in WW I were still beyond retarded. I doubt they could decently see what they were shooting at.

We are allied, Germany. You fight who We command you to.

...

Because Russia fights for SLAV EMPOWERMENT

lol enjoy your bolshevik revolution faggot

enjoy sharing one room with two other familys faggot

oh shit sorry i thought you were russian. i'm fairly drunk tbqhfam

Because you were / are retarded

see

C'mon ya neutral tulip bitch, get your gun help us kill some jerries

>transport arms to a belligerent nation
>wonder why your ships are being sunk

The lusitania was a legit target.

We were just doing business, gotta make that dollar! If bongs didn't have naval dominance we probably would have sold more to the krauts as well.

Anyway, had the krauts left us alone they would have won the war.

HEIL DIR IM SIEGESKRANZ, HERRSCHER DES VATERLANDS! HEIL KAISER DIR!

>germans
>not retarded

...

>having a democracy
>1914

Get with the times, already.

>trying to compete with the British navy
>attacking american civilians

FUCKING HAPPENING WWI EMMINENT ARCHDUKE FERDINAND JUST GOT SHOT I REPEAT WWI EMMINENT ARCHDUKE FERDINAND JUST GOT SHOT

>>attacking american civilians
LÜGENPRESSE!

>He doesn't know about the Balfour declaration

Oh you're going to war goy.

>Remember the 6 millions this sunk by Krauts!
> It's not our fault that our own ships were sunk in some kind of massive war with sea mines and something called a "submarine" .
>The kroats have been shoahing you goys for too long.
>It's time for war!

T. Every newspaper after the Lusitania

>LUGENPRESSE

THATS ANTI SEMETIC.

>Huns out for innocent american blood, as usual.
We were just doing business.


>Balfour declaration
>this somehow involves america
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