Do u guys keep a list of girls u banged?

> be autist
> attractive enough to get girls
> keep a spreadsheet w/ names

am i weird?

I do, and i know it by heart. Check it out:

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u must be young.
read some books. or lift.
or get plastic surgery.

I used to lift, Not astonishing, but would say not ugly.

Then college happened and im 50kg fatter and lost any social skill i used to have.

GET OUT NORMIE

stfu ur a leaf

Yeah it's fairly easy to keep track of

what race r u?
if ur a nigger, then fuck off.

I keep a spreadsheet of my past waifus and the number of times i masturbated to them. Does that count?

Post full spreadsheet

lol yeah.
post your home address and email passwords senpai.

White by brazilian standards. Italian / Spanish heritage

oh okay. then respect ur genetics bro.
fucking download myfitnesspal and count your macros.

pls post

Alright, so basically you're saying you're full of shit and are still a virgin? Good to know.

Posting the spreadsheet is not like you're giving out personal information. Just get rid of the names, retard.

>Past waifus
FILTHY HEATHEN

>r u
>ur
>ur a leaf
>"Look guys! I'm new here but I fit in! I say nigger and leaf!"

Fuck off newfag

>>>/plebbit/

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is this place really full of virgins? ur just kidding right?
i thought that was just a meme.

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I remember a slut had a excel sheet of all the guys she banged some time ago and she was caught dont remember but it was on pubbit 2 years ago.

I keep videos for later fapping material

>POV
>Facials
>Hidden cam

I can count them all on one fist.

I get pov deep throat vids. nothign hidden. thats faggotry.

oh shit how many guys did she bang?

My list goes something like this:

1. First gf
2. Friend's gf
3. Second gf
4. Random slut
5. Random slut
6. Random slut
7. Random slut
8. Random slut
9. Random slut overseas
10. Random slut overseas
11. Prostitute
12. Tinder slut
13. 3rd gf
14. Tinder slut
15. Tinder slut/Kind of 4th gf
16. Tinder slut
17. Current gf

nice. how many girls per year since virginity?

Terrible shitposting, absolutely pathetic bait.

About 2 on average

But there was a 6 month period where I fucked about 10, and about 5 years of various relationships

>what is /r9k/

I keep a list and show it to girls to demonstrate my social status.

t. browser of r/theredpill

what's ur total count senpai?
don't count hookers.

It probably means you don't actually enjoy sex that much, you enjoy thinking about yourself having sex instead. You are sexually repressed.

U mean plates or LTRs? Just kidding, I'm actually a Trad-Catholic virgin.

Go back to r/eddit you autist...

i thought Sup Forums is the most autistic place on the internet?
i was on plebbit before pol but they don't like racists over there.

i update the spreadsheet after the act, not during.

I've got a list with their first names and star signs. I've dated a lot of Sagittarius girls and I'm a 5'5 Cancer male.

Hoping to add another qt soon to the list.

star signs? WTF?
are u a superstitious autist?

>are u a superstitious autist?

This is a board dedicated to having constant threads about Kek, do you even have to ask?

autistic atheist here.
i disavow.

THIS IS NOT Sup Forums RELATED

Do you have any sort of fulfillment from all of the random sluts?

I've had 2 extremely long-lasting (multi-year) relationships and those are the only two girls I've slept with. Are random sluts worth it?

Depends on how hot the sluts are.
But it is pretty degenerate.
Being madly in love is far better.

>falling for the vaginal jew

Like that other guy said, depends on how hot she is and if you're using protection. Last thing you want is to get some STD from some random slut that will follow you forever.

>wearing diapers from the age of 30+

whats going on

>pic related

No, but I keep a spreadsheet of okcupid girls in the area, their profiles, and most importantly their private questions that I've programmed a bot to scrape by inference.

a spreadsheet is pretty weird, but I do have some treasured avis

I lost track somewhere in the 30's.

High school was fun.

I don't need a list. The only girls I've had sex with are my wife and my daughters.