What type of creature is Jeb married to? Some type of goblin?

What type of creature is Jeb married to? Some type of goblin?

Jeb had a hard life

he has a shortstack fetish

He likes high energy spinners

lol, look at that low energy testicle visible in his pants

I'm always so fascinated by how thin her arms and legs are proportional to her torso.

>wife looks like turtle
>"slow and steady wins the race"

what did he mean by this

When she was younger, obviously her torso was slimmer. Back then, she looked more the part of a little girl.

At least he likes pussy even though he is a bit retarded.

Is she a Mexican Indian? At least Jeb likes pushee.

She's also accused him of ruining her life.

She still wears the pants in that relationship. She makes him speak Spanish at home.

I can't imagine Bush Sr. having been happy about this.

Have you heard an aging wife not say this?

Goblin.

I will never understand why his father didn't pay a model $100,000 to fuck Jeb and destroy the relationship with that goblin.

she aged bad

Look at that head. That disgusting forehead. That stupid shaped hair.

She's probably comes from some wealthy family.

This is why you don't marry border monkeys, they never age well.

Some good o' American shitposting happening in here, might crack open a beer and watch the sunrise

Apologize to my wife, Donald!

Goblin pussy. Not. Even. Once.

Yeah I thought Sup Forums fridgeshopped her

I USED TO RUUUUULLE THE WOORRRLD

God that thing is creepy.

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Seeing the genetic stain she made in their family pictures is actually frustrating

D- did he fuck that thing?

She must look like a minion when she's naked.

>Be in one of the most powerful families on the planet
>Fuck creepy guacamole goblin

GHW must be incredibly ashamed.

>daily reminder that a yugoslav godess is now in the white house

>guacamole goblin

actually senior was probably happy even his low energy son was able to find a woman

>creepy guacamole goblin

Looks like a halfling

Wheres the "stack" part on her because i ain't fucking seeing it.

And here he is with his retards

Damn. Dat breast milk.

>her shoes

I bet he got to her when she was 9.

Someone please deliver the story about Jeb playing with his turtles and Trump coming over to visit.

>be me
>young jeb
>Exploring ancient cave in TX
>Hear a noise in the darkness
>My headlamp reveals a small subterranean creature eating a bat
>marry it

Holy fuck I kekd at just your description. Someone please!

He literally married a troll.
And get this - she refused to learn English. Jeb had to speak her tongue.
And people wonder why this homo lost to Trump.

As do most spics

Jesus, imagine if that cuck made it to the WH...That creepy little creature skittering about the peoples house barking in spanish. Fucking cringe.

Damn, shortstacks age poorly.