When did you become a communist and why?

When did you become a communist and why?

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reason: jews

fuck comunism fuck white people fuck black people fuck chinks fuck spics fuck niggers

Was brought up socialistically and communistically inclined. And although I have since come to question and disregard many of these ideas, I still can't shrug off the ideology entirely.

i can tell you why i stopped brring a red fag:
CHINA

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when I started sucking black penises.
Reason: I became a cuckold

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When I realized capitalism was a mistake.

When I was a 13 year old edge-lord that thought Communism could work if only everyone adopted my perfect version of it.

Thank fuck I grew out of it.

and you went to Razem?

When I decided I never wanted to work again, fuck that shit is for losers. Communism is the future, no one works and we simply tax the rich.

When did your board get cucked, you faggot fuck lol

When I realized it was time to translate my low self esteem, white guilt, self hate, lack of masculinity and cuckold fetish in a political ideology.

>When I was a teenager
>Reason: I got my Bar Mitzvah

when i realized that the goyim are mere cattle to be dominated and degraded by the jewish master race

l'chaim!

I didn't and I won't.
Because it's better to be dead than red.

>333
Checked, comrade,
I became a communist after reading Marx's theories and realizing they made sense.

Kurwa.

Kek, you just describe Jean Luc Melanchon

When my wife's boyfriend told me about communism it just made sense.

Because I couldn't get a girl to fuck me so I hope I'll get to share one with the commune.

I don't believe in communism.
It can't serve the needs of society, as it restricts the incentives that innovation bring.

Same.

when i lived in a commie state and got coupon for 300 grams of bread a day for five person family. YAY STARVATION

medpack throwing some dank bantz

Because when the right started to win with our help, they turned their backs and started to attack us. So now, we're going to take everything that belongs to them and build a wall.

Why do you think this is happening?

> with our help

> commies
> being productive

Pick one and only one lad

Will the two Swedes that keeps on shilling communism get tired soon?

No
Sage in all fields

When I was 14 but I grew out of it by 17

When I saged the millionth leftist snowflower raid thread on Sup Forums I guess I just contracted it.
No wait that hasn't happened yet, let's try one more.

>being productive
>ending the war singlehanded my and keeping England from being cucked by Germans

You were getting your shit pushed in before the soviets jumped in mate. Try harder.

Case and point:
> guy whose actually lived under communism says its shit
> califaggot OP loves communism while he has his iphone, beats and buys a starbucks every 2 hours

So everybody is catching bans but this Swedish faggot who's spamming these commie threads.

Your 88 confirms that Kek himself will physically remove and purge all leftist scum from our great board.

You should have been Russian.

I'm not spamming, though.

will hofer win the election?

>When I dropped out of high school, I realized that I, like millions of others around the world, would never be an astronaut, a rock star, a professional athlete. I never met my father and my mother overdosed on heroin and died when I was 19. I've been addicted to crack since about 12 so I've always known I couldn't hold a job even in fast food or at a convenience store so I've been on welfare and in public housing ever since my mom died. One day a lady at the social services office invited me to a party with free food and liquor. At the party I met a bunch of nice people who told me that I could have all the money and sex I wanted for life, but I'd have to take part in a little ritual and conjure up some spirits. I'm an atheist and didn't believe in any of that stuff so I went along with it. I've since discovered that the rich control the poor by greedily caring about individual profit and that the only way for the poor to survive is to collectively overthrow them by any means necessary and to reverse overpopulation castration and mass suicide. My advice for you? Kill yourself.

neat

So youre claiming dead peoples actions and victories as your own, when youre not even from their country? Weak bait dude.

Furthermore, where the US took half a million in casualties, the UK took half a million in casualties, the Soviets took 20+ million in casualties, and both forces arrived in Berlin around the same time.
Both front required each others involvement in terms of drawing forces away. Oh, and if you didnt want to charge into a hail of MG42 rounds for your glorious leader, too bad, youd get gunned down by your own buddies. Sounds great bud, you enjoy pretending that was your victory.

S H A D I L A Y

KEK vult!

Well, I'm ethnic Slav, but I'm not a Russian. Polacks are probably closest to Russian you can get, even though we fucking hate them. Also, "workers of the world unite" includes all working class communists, so our endeavor continues throughout the centuries, no matter how small or large we are, and no matter who tries to sully our good name with Jewish neoliberal politics.

will my wishes ever come true?

When I found out that Communism was a much more efficitive way of mass murdering people than NatSoc; and that after we get into power we will actually slaughter all the niggers, fags, kikes, spics and other useful idiots that we used to get that power.

Which do you think is a more effective method though? I am always up for a good firing line or machine gunning but what about gas, starvation, electricution, etc. what's the best way to remove the non-belivers?

even if we weren't dirt poor (impossible under commies) it would still be shit to have someone plan your entire life for you, decide what you can and cant say, where you can and cant go. Also no capitalism=no nice things There simply isn't an incentive to be productive, no motivation for anything, and you can only advance in life if you are a party member. High ranking party members lived like gods, and their children openly adored western capitalist culture, because they could, they were above the law

meat grinders

Well my bad on the ethnicity, but you cant believe its the best method. More people have access to clean water, schools and hospitals around the world under capitalism than any other system, as firms go abroad and build infrastructure, invest in local labour & industry, and improve standards of living.

Under communism they couldnt even feed their own country, let alone help others, because capitalism is the only system that allows for entrepreneurship.

When communism failed for the 60th time i decided it was a really great idea

kill all commies

>When
When I was a teenager
>Why
Because I wanted to be edgy and I mist a misguided idealist.

That is the profile of 85% of communists in the west, the other 14% are university professors.

Gommunism is a spook.

Used to be communist, but all changed when i learnt about your country

fuck off leftist scum

Will i get a gf

>that gif
I didn't know that was possible. Seems ultra efficient.

>egoism
>leftism

FYI these posters are paid shills under the guise of "resistance" on the internet

#thanksforcorrectingtherecord
shclomo/ i see through your jew tricks easily

>posts stirner
>claims he's not a leftist
ahahahahaha

Exactly, capitalism is what allows even most poor families in the UK and Europe to have 2 tvs and a laptop, the standards of living overall are so much better.
Libfags who say western culture is unequal dont understand the relativity of inequal income: if you live in the West you are already in the top 1-2% in the world, and when you only have one car and a 3 bedroom house its easy to look at the man with 4 cars and 5 bedrooms and say 'thats unfair'.

When you have to wait in lines for food stamps and a man with a fancy car drives by there is no relative comparison, because the wealth difference is absolute, not marginal.

No, it's just a leftypol raid. Go see for yourself. They make constant threads to coordinate

Will my crush become my gf

Couldn't get or didn't attempt? There's a distinct difference.

Is op a shitskin?

Nice

Couldn't get obviously. Otherwise the joke doesn't work.

will crush say yes

u joking senpai?

>mfw this post gets no replies because leftards choose to ignore the facts
>mfw I have no face
>mfw laughingfascists

Better Dead Than Red

Russian communism was very different from the rest. It was a lot like Nazi Germany. Sure you had people who hated the Soviets, but the people who supported it was an overwhelming majority, and that's unusual, especially in such a large country. In order for communism to work, it must spread, and everybody must embrace it, or it will never work, that's why it seems so utopian at times and that's why it probably never will work, and I understand the discontent towards our ideals. But the lies perpetuated against Russia and China are the same as the lies perpetuated against many other oppositions and belligerents. The USSR didn't collapse because "it doesn't work." They collapsed because they became obsessed with competition, something that is inherently capitalist. I don't disagree with all capitalist ideas. I think that basic needs should be guaranteed and that's about it, but the divide between the USA and the USSR was always 50/50 because both have flaws and good characteristics. The USA built the first atomic bomb, and the Russians made the biggest. The Russians put the first man in space, and the USA put the first man on the moon. It's just the way it works, but despite things being like this, people will always push for the world to be entirely capitalist, or entirely communist, because none of this works without circulation. The various criticisms of the USSR are all part of this conspiracy to make the Russians seem worse than the Nazis. But those are all old arguments that have been made thousands of times. My issue today is these neoliberal degenerates who sully our name with cultural Marxism and use our ideas to label themselves, when they've never worked a day in their life. I hate them more than I hate anything, and I would gladly work with Fascists to put them in their place.

since i have a BDSM fetish
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Day of the rope soon?

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Well the failure was due the arms race yes, but no nation state can exist in a vacuum, and must react to and address threats and world situations. Maybe the space race was a waste of time and money, but in terms of raising arms to counter a potential threat and still being able to maintain a functioning economy, capitalism won, in terms of being able to meet its defence needs and maintain its populace/economy.

In terms of hating on nu-marxists and hipsters, completely with you there. Fuck em all to death.

T. Comrade Achmed Achmedson
Your daily work quota for glorious committee of gommunist propaganda has been met. Report to commissar for daily ration of cheese and alloted time with goat.
By order of Swedish Islamic Democratic Workers Republic

I'm Turkish and my mother's entire family were communist and I grew up reading about Marxism lol. At about 10-14 I realised I don't want Kurds to have the same rights as me and I wanted to be a new Hitler and make Turks the master race while controlling Europe under the Ottoman Empire with help from like-minded diasporas.

Either way I went from one edgy extreme to another.

When I went to University..destroyed my name and ruined my family if I disagreed with them!

Exactly. Which is why I said that the biggest flaw of communism is the obsession with imperialism and external influence. Communism must spread worldwide in order to work as intended, which is why it has never worked in a single country. As for the nu-marxists, my biggest gripe is the hypocrisy, they claim to be communists and use capitalism to get what they want, like buying a Che Guevara shirt is probably the most retarded thing a self-proclaimed communist can do. It's important to integrate into a capitalist society, which is why I keep my actions separate from my beliefs. But this consistent rehashing of our ideas and reinterpretations of Marxist doctrine isn't much different from Mormons thinking that Jesus was born in the United States. It's asinine. It's part of a trend, and a trend is the polar opposite of communism. An added bonus is all of the social justice and racial ambiguity bullshit that plagues our political spectrum. Go look at the communist party USA website. It's appalling. Choc full of whiny neoliberal propaganda and advocation of terrorist groups and ideologies.

fuck off back to leftypol, SJW

I am a worker. I was always Communist, I just didn't know it. Just like these angry anons here.
Join Us

Comrades

>SJWs
>communists
Pick one.

Leftypol has multiple sjw hate threads up RIGHT NOW moron
They believe identity politics is a conspiracy to sabotage them

At 14 maybe, the general opinion in Russia is that Soviet Union was better. I really embraced it in the university however, having read the theory and starting thinking critically.

The basis for my support is philosophical.

I wouldn't call myself specifically a communist too. Communism works better as a sort of progressive dictatorship for countries that require catching up, while social democracy is OK for already developed ones.

Roll
I grew out of it when I was 14
Communism is retarded, sage

poop

Reporting in, my communist comrades!

The reason why I became a communist is because I think feminism is great, White people are all racist and evil and must be shot, because I believe in peace and ultimately because I just cannot resist the urge to watch my wife being sexually satisfied by her Black bull.

they donated to BLM, dumbass

>mfw when Sup Forums is going red again
Feels good my Comrades

bump

>get flooded with normies and reddit
>going red
I give them few months.

>/sage

>/sage oregano

>months.
They're already dwindling in bumbers. First threads where actually more invaders then polacks. Now it's just us and 5-10 of them. I give them 2 weeks

>remember to /sage

I was born a raised a jew. Then I realised that communism was invented by a jew and pushed almost exclusively by jews because it's good for jews and bad for everyone else. So I joined my jewish brethren in order to promote my ethnic interests. White Christian nationalist civilisation persecuted jews for 2,000 years. It must be destroyed.

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