ITT: We cast the inevitable Biopic

Starting with an obvious pick
Owen Wilson as Donald Trump

Kate Beckinsale as Melania.

He can't pull off the accent

Jon Hamm would make a good Trump.

Chris Cooper as Kasich

Jeb as Jeb!

He's too old now, I think.

Who's Ben Stiller gonna play?

Verne Troyer as Rand Paul.

The only person that can do a good Trump impression is Trump. every parody of him just falls on it's face

John stewart

(((Elizabeth Banks))) as Kellyanne Conway.

Daniel Day Lewis as Trump would be so much better

holy shit wtf who made this shit

shit bruh, he will be dead by the time we need a Trump biopic
>yfw trump is only 4 years older than this guy

Sam Harris

School shooter Sam Hyde

Nicolas Cage would be a good Trump, I think.

danny davito as rudy juliani or chris christy

Or maybe even Christian Bale could pull of trump

or chris farley as chris christy

he dead nigga

Denzel as Obongo

Laurence Fishburne as Sleepy Ben

Tilda Swinton can portray Hillary.

featuring Rob Schneider as THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Aiden Gillen as Rand

Scarlett Johansson as Ivanka.

nah senpai she Jill Stein

REKT

Oh, good call. They already look quite similar.

Laura Linney as Hillary?

Vince Vaughn can play Trump.

She's as leftie as they come tho. Doubt she would do it

Tom Cruise as Jeff Sessions

>Random guy at a Trump rally who screams "YOU CAN DO IIIIIIIIIIIT"

>not madison ivy

we can bring him back for this trust me. coke will do wonders

For the right of money, she would do anything. I mean fuck, she played in that Bill Murray abortion "Lost in Translation" all the arthouse faggots loved so much.

jim carrey as trey gowdy

kek

She's a pornstar, though. Hot as hell but still a pornstar. Little too thicc for Melania as well.

the guy who yells "PEPEEE"

That could work but you would run into the same problem as

cayate mamon

John Turturro as Chaffetz.

Kekd and wreckd

kys my man

Spike Jonze as General Flynn

Lost in Translation was a goddamn abomination and you know it. Only hipster faggot "cinema" students liked that shit.

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i know wtf

PUT SOME CHEESE ON THAT MOTHERFUCKA

rob schneider as the american flag

>Implying pornstars aren't actors

This would be a lot more interesting if we were casting a porn movie in the spirit of Nailin Pailin

My No. 1 choice for Trump would be Evan Stone
No. 2 choice Eric Everhard

stupid

you need some coke

dolly parton as kellyanne conway

Who will play El Rato? Josh Brolin?

Not an argument.

Speaking of arguments, Norm Macdonald should play Molymeme.

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Nah, fampai, I already nailed that part with Elizabeth Banks. She's perfect for KAC.

Chris Farley or John Candy if they weren't kill

Liam Neeson as Pence

Aiden Gillen as CIA user

Pic related for Gowdy.

fuck off, hollywood. come up with your own ideas

That could work, actually. I like it.

gary coleman as ben carson

Peter Capaldi as Gowdy

Sarah Jessica Parker as Carly Fiorina

micheal caine as madog

Mama June is the only choice. The hair is similar, the body types are identical.

Jay O. Sanders as Jim Webb
Sofia Coppola as Huma
Larry David as Bernie
Tom Hanks as Reince Priebus

I like Eric Roberts for Jeb.

Al Pacino as Paul Manafort

i think we need morgan freeman as trump, just give him a wig

David AR White as Mike Pence.

lena duhnam as merkel

Please no, I hate that broken nose fag. He can only express shock as an emotion and his voice sounds like his throat has just been stretched out by cock.

Jeb Bush's hobgoblin wife

idris elba as dr carson

jennifer lawrence as amy schumer

mexicans from home depot as the actors from hamilton

brilliant idea actually

stephen hawking as bush sr

uma thurman as anne coulter

that is hysterical

Maybe Kevin Costner as Pence

Ray Meagher as Trump

Youre new if that has shock value.

You must admit there is a resemblance! If you really want to get Hebrew have Rich Vos slur his way through it kek

Whoa.

It was be Barron obviously

I hate him as an actor but damn this makes me respect him as a person
keep representing the anti-globalist Jews senpai

lance bass from n sync as justin trudeo

hahahahaha YES!

Steven Seagal as Putin.

no shock value i just was not expecting it and i laughed more than i should have neet

Apparently based Seagal is now a Russian citizenship because...reasons?

no john malkovich as putin

Michael Chiklis as James Comey