>2040, Germany. >You're eating a burger while you turn on your computer and TV. >Windows One is loading, and sponsor advertisements appear on the screen to liven up the wait. >On TV you can see live beheadings at Brandenburg Gate. >You start laughing while watching the lifeless heads, and take a bite of that delicious burger. >Windows is ready, so you start downloading 8k/120fps porn of kids and horses, jews and asians, and why not, furry shit. All at the speed of light. >You start fapping furiously while the horse cum on that toddler face. >You have to stop because of a weird noise outside. >Suddenly, your door fall down, and a whole anti-terrorist unit enter in the room with loaded guns. >They beat you, until you are unconscious. >You spend 2 months in a dark room until they put you in front of a civil tribunal.
>"I'm so sorry, I thought that toddler was 24yo. I'll never do it again! Please!" >They start muttering, you can feel how they are enjoying this. Clearly you will die today. They stop after a minute, and the spokesperson (a long beard Gandalf look-alike, a respected Imam) start talking. >"Your definitive sentence includes 25 years of prison, 30 public lashes for your mother, and your dog will be offered as a sacrifice to Allah." >You let escape a relief sound. You just avoided death. >"But it's not because of that hottie todd. No sir, you'll be put on prison for eating pork meat. That's halal and immoral."
You know what's the most concerning thing about this post? The fact that I noticed you used halal where you should have used haram. Nuke Western Europe already. I should not even know such things.
Matthew Edwards
>burger >pork
Camden Johnson
My fault, Dutch-bro. I'll remember it for the future.
Ryan Powell
kek
Grayson Morales
> I should never have to learn something new
What's worse being born a retard or forcing yourself tobe retardedm
Logan Smith
Spain wtf!
Burger is beef, not pork!
Gavin Powell
lol
Jonathan Jackson
I actually ate pork burger from McDonalds, and it tastes like shit.
Andrew Howard
I hope we surpass 8K resolution by 2040, we already have a handful of TVs (mainly by Sharp) that can handle it.
Jose Martinez
Maybe the purpose of the post was to paint a ridiculous strawman picture of Europe from the future but the punchline is the fact that we westerners already know the lingo of the followers of a 7th century warlord, pedophile and all around piece of shit.
Benjamin James
> that pic German grills are never that qt, that's some jap fantasy projection They're long-faced and square-jawed
Camden Jenkins
Sauce
Samuel Morgan
please allow me the chance
S A U C E PLS
Camden Smith
>2040 More like in the next 5-10 years except for that fast Internet stuff
haram = forbidden according to sharia halal = allowed
John Bell
This so much
German women are orcs irl.
Michael Barnes
Let's learn more about islam, leaf, shall we?
Evan Hill
thanks based slav
Henry Barnes
>"Western European" correcting usage of halal and haram that's halalious
Carson Richardson
60 fucking percent
Jordan Wood
this, OP is obviously a fucking refugee idiot
Easton Sanders
Bad punchline setup. You have no comedic timing. The burger should have been bratwurst, and you should have left it at
>Your definitive sentence includes 25 years of prison, 30 public lashes for your mother, and your dog will be offered as a sacrifice to Allah—eating pork is halal.
Eli Morales
also this, didn't notice it either
Logan Robinson
I appreciate the comment, canadian bro. It's always nice to learn from an expert.
Sebastian Roberts
Anyone know any good fast food places that have pork "burgers"?
