HOLY FUCK SOMEONE JUST WALKED INTO COMET PIZZA WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE!!!!!
IT'S. FUCKING. HAPPENING.
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HOLY FUCK SOMEONE JUST WALKED INTO COMET PIZZA WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE!!!!!
David Butler
Michael Bell
First
Asher Gutierrez
Josiah Bennett
but DC is effectively one giant gun free zone
F A L S E
L
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Eli Wright
Include me in the screenshot. Praise Kek!
Mason Powell
This is why you need gun control
Colton Sullivan
PLEASE BE REAL
Brody Richardson
>reddit
get out
Jose Nelson
he already surrendered.
John Sanders
Dude up voted XD
Cooper Russell
most likely their own security
Cameron Hernandez
PIC OF THE SUSPECT!!!!!!!!!!
Joshua Green
Rolling for imminent discovery of satanic dungeon
Juan Hughes
hope you autistic retards are happy you got innocent people killed because you took your Mr. Robot roleplay too seriously
David Powell
HE DEMANDED TO SEE WHAT WAS BEHIND THE HIDDEN DOOR
Bentley Wilson
ALREADY ARRESTED. This guy is going to fuck this up for alot of people, make me wonder if this guy was a plant to help seal that we're abunch of nuts on the verge of shooting people.
David Jackson
>A man just walked into the Comet restaurant with an assault rifle. No shots fired but everyone ran out. I'm next-door at the red fox coffeeshop. 10+ police cars are already here.
I don't understand why police would show up and why everyone would flip out if a guy is legally carrying a rifle.
Wyatt Hall
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Jayden Jenkins
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!
David Diaz
This is what Donald Trump being elected has led to. I hope you're happy Sup Forums
Cooper Jackson
I'm never happy.
Sebastian Thomas
That's what i thought, maybe this is one step of their plan to de-legitimize us and frame us as nuts about to kill people
Dominic Allen
Very.
Aaron Turner
>I don't understand why police would show up and why everyone would flip out if a guy is legally carrying a rifle.
DC is a liberal masturbatory zone. You can't open carry. Hell, even having a loaded gun at home for defense will get MPD at your door.
Leo Ward
Samuel Ross
Mamma Mia! Let's a Go!!
James Morales
PLEASE HAVE A CAMERA PLEASEEEEEEEEE
KEK MAKE THIS A TRUE HAPPENING
Juan Phillips
fake and gay
Andrew Williams
falseflag to make the conspiracy theorists appear looney, or actual looney?
either way the damage is done
Andrew Peterson
false flag to discredit the investigation
Justin Bell
FPBP
Josiah Morgan
It's like in Batman The Dark Knight Returns!
> But like, for real.
Justin Lopez
>jesse_crying.jpg
Mason Murphy
Are you retarded? We live for happenings
Ryan Cook
HOW DOES HE DO IT?!
Ryder Peterson
>Literally {{{reddit}}}
Landon Wilson
He strikes again, when will the madman be stopped.
I heard rumors it was terrorist operative Georgio.
Jack White
more than 3 dozen blood soaked children ran out, helped by many of our nations top government officials who were coincidentally enjoying lunch in the basement
Hudson Jackson
BREAKING: A WITNESS WAS ABLE TO CAPTURE A PICTURE OF THE ASSAILANT AS HE FLED THE SCENE
Noah Rodriguez
those reddit comments tho
those ppl need some redpills
Wyatt Diaz
no shit hes a plant
Benjamin Hughes
Was his end game to draw even more attention to Comet?
Oliver Ortiz
either a false flag or some mall ninja retard
either way thanks asshole
Jason Ross
Hero
Hope he gets a few of them
Levi Rivera
>What is happy?
I've never been that happy since I can remember
Christopher Johnson
Just like the richard thing.
This seems pretty heavy handed, though. Was pizzagate really gaining that much traction?
Anyway, we should figure out who this guy is so we can dispel whatever narrative they try to push about him.
Brody Flores
BOMB SQUAD COMING
Jackson Cooper
Great well Pizzagate is ruined now. Thank you for our daily dose of misdirection
Josiah Smith
CIA OPERATIVE
Charles Campbell
10/10
Nathan Hill
>Sup Forumstard goes out in public
this should end well
Cameron Anderson
well that explains a lot
Jeremiah Hernandez
Will this fucking meme ever end?
Adrian Barnes
BASED PEDO EXECUTIONER
Asher Long
>go to some random pizza place with a gun
>10 police magically show up almost instantly
really makes you think.
Angel Davis
>le cheese pizza pedo meme
good one you autist
Josiah Morales
False Flag. Now everyone who talks about Pizzagate is a terrorist
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WAIT
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I mean.....
LOOK AT WHAT U DID
YOU IDIOTS WITH YOUR FAKE NEWS
REAL PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET HURT
You ruined real peoples lives. Honest pig farming pizzaria owners who are also practicing anesthesiologists. U ruined their lives with stupid crackpot theories.
Anthony Ross
did the guy with the gun clean the pedo faggot out
Gabriel Jackson
In before the suspect's name ends in "berg"
Jose Williams
Fucking hell
Jaxon Sanchez
It is DC though, there are cops on every bloc
Jose Wright
How'd police get there so quick.
I wish I could go places that fast in dc
Jason Flores
maybe they are cleaning shit up before trump gets in
Cooper Taylor
Good going, guys. You literally ruined multiple innocent people's lives and businesses, all while making everyone from Alex Jones to David Seaman look like complete schizos.
Well played, gentlemen, well played indeed.
Camden Torres
This is the meme that never ends. It goes on and on my friends.
Blake Walker
ur a faggot and it's not going to end well for you
Henry Gutierrez
Here is a pic of the suspect
Adrian Bell
10 cop cars on every block
???
Dominic Roberts
lol we memed a mass shooting
Ian Lewis
livestream? police scanner? periscopes?
Michael Taylor
Just a normal white guy.
Jacob Anderson
o yay can't wait till another false flag is used to curtail what little remains of open dialogue on the public internet!
Matthew Gutierrez
this
Easton Ross
guilt by association at worst, his fault for being a faggot and keeping company with the biggest scum in DC
Robert Barnes
copypasta, fuck u shill
Andrew Fisher
It's already over, it was pretty much nothing.
Noah Kelly
Madman will never stop.
Jordan Thomas
>assault rifle
Probably a semi-auto.
Xavier Wood
>Elites send a false flag
>They use this as "Evidence" to censor "False news" and shut down all pizzagate investigations
>Now they have the pedo rings AND censorship
This shit's gonna go bad.
Carson Harris
Because they rather to protect the most corrupted people. D.C. POLICE being paid
Jaxon Thompson
maybe one day, when they finally catch him
Eli Murphy
He'll pay for all of this one day!
Grayson Thompson
nobody got killed... so how bad can it really get?
Brayden Mitchell
What's wrong with carrying?
Lincoln Bennett
>he didn't set up a periscope
I'm glad he got arrested
David Stewart
What if it is an inside job?
Gabriel Long
>we already got away with it
Kayden Stewart
Some people started memeing it not knowing what it was. And they're gonna keep on memeing it forever just because
Matthew Baker
Internet trolling has gone too far, and you faggots should be ashamed of yourselves, not even kidding. The guy who went into the restaurant is an autistic men named Sam Hyde who was no doubt inspired by your trolling
John Martinez
checked Kek confirms that Hyde is goona pull off another major incident
Cameron Turner
fox5dc.com
SWEET JESUS
Angel Wright
Fuck white people.
Xavier Martinez
False flag it is then
Brandon Hill
That pic kills my sides..everytime.
Lucas James
you wish you could cross your subhuman genes with ours
Blake Lewis
Go rake yourself.
Elijah Brooks
>A man has surrendered to PD. SWAT-ERT and bomb techs will sweep Comet and man’s car parked outside.
If he tells them he went into one of the secret areas, it could trigger a search, and subsequent discovery of something.
Jeremiah Rivera
from this article
Using the hashtag #PizzaGate, many on social media slammed Comet Ping Pong after floating conspiracy theories claimed the pizza shop along with Hillary Clinton and her campaign were involved in child trafficking and satanic rituals.
But all of the claims against the popular Northwest D.C. pizzeria are false and unfounded.
Nothing to see her folks all claims are false.
Jaxson Torres
Watcha doin there Rabbi?
Carter Green
I wish a nigga would. PRAISE KEK!