Active Shooter in Comet Ping Pong

"A man just walked into the Comet restaurant with an assault rifle. Everyone ran out. I'm next-door at the red fox coffeeshop. 10+ police cars are already here."

>weaponized autism

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Need a sauce faggot

walnut sauce? ;)

Need pizza sauce

IS JAMES ALEFANTIS OK

Goddamn! OP is not a faggot!
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Extra virgin walnut sauce

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HAPPENING

fox5dc.com/news/221479396-story

Did the 400 pound skinny hacker decide to act or it's a false flag?

>assault rifle
BREAKING NEWS! a man just walked into a restaurant with a weapon that doesn't exist

“u/d COMET PINGPONG, 5037 Ct Av NW-DC. A man has surrendered to PD. SWAT-ERT and bomb techs will sweep Comet and man’s car parked outside.”

>They ignore basic truths. We have no basement.

Kek

God dammit we are all gonna die

4D chess move to have media start asking questions about why

Good going, guys. You literally ruined multiple innocent people's lives and businesses, all while making everyone from Alex Jones to David Seaman look like complete schizos.

Well played, gentlemen, well played indeed.

Look at what you've done Sup Forums

At least the blood will wash off easily in the basement #killroom

They are already blaming it on "Fake News".

twitter.com/jeffgep/status/805509543266553856/video/1

>>The D.C. Police Department said they are not investigating Comet Ping Pong and are instead keeping an eye on those who are threatening the restaurant and employees.

What metro map is that?

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Sauce?

Holy fuckballs

Cant fucking wait to see the mugshot

Welp one of our own just died today boys. Press f to pay respects.

>say you planted a bomb under comet ping pong
>swat is forced to look under the foundation
>find children sex torture chamber

fox5dc.com/news/221479396-story

or false flag to discredit pizzagate

I was getting a feel for a Hillary supporter

da fuck is this pic, my eyes are tainted now and i need to rationalize my retina about this.

brilliant

>assault rifle
very unlikely

why hasn't anyone done this?

f

Go back to jackdurden.com

inb4 it becomes a criminal offense to discuss pizzagate

Definitely wasn't from here.

>fake news

"Suspect armed with assault rifle enters Comet Ping Pong, is apprehended"

holy shit that would work.

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"The pizza restaurant on Connecticut Avenue recently became the target of harassment and negative reviews on social media after it became a victim of fake news stories that went viral just before the presidential election.

Using the hashtag #PizzaGate, many on social media slammed Comet Ping Pong after floating conspiracy theories claimed the pizza shop along with Hillary Clinton and her campaign were involved in child trafficking and satanic rituals.

But all of the claims against the popular Northwest D.C. pizzeria are false and unfounded."

>all of the claims are false
>0 evidence to support this

>mfw

Most likely false flag

some girls like to be asphyxiated into unconsciousness, deal with it, gosh

Definitely from \pol\. He has to be if he's retarded enough to think they kept the operation there after pizzagate became a thing.

did Alefantis get castrated at gunpoint?

I guarantee it wasn't an assault rifle

If the project veritas guys were smart they'd be trying to become employees of Comet, Bucks, etc.

hmmmm...

We need to start investigating child services and orphanages they use the peso symbols see this breakthrough from two days ago
boards.Sup Forums.org/pol/thread/101142610#top

yeah good point

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Moscow

Gunman ID'd

get to it burgers

But how?!

HE

wait so someone went in with a gun and didn't even shoot it? what was his goal?
also what are the gun laws like in DC?

CANT

Do you guys think that this times, somehow he wont get away with it?

You'd think they wouldn't want to inflame the situation further, but maybe when you know you are busted you get desperate and stupid. Can't wait to see how they spin this, either way.

footage of shooter obtained

youtube.com/watch?v=O5Cqc6Beqm8

"Child Protection Services in America does not have a duty to report a child missing when the child is a ward of the State."

I actually forgot about this thing. Do you have the rest of pic related?

Lol the jews and their satanic pets thought they could fuck and murder kids and they wouldn't be skinned alive?

They were fucked as soon as Assange posted the Podesta emails. It's only a matter of time until this shit goes mainstream.

youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

Ofcourse not, that would look horrible if they did.

shooter confirmed as mas edyh armenian muslim extremist

Most obvious false flag ever. Bet there wasn't even a single person killed and he used exactly the kind of gun the elite want banned. Screencap this.

KEK be praised... Did he complete his mission or not?

Which kind of pizza did he order?

Where is this from?

Hard to ban weapons without casualties.

One of these.
youtube.com/watch?v=__HyjOpwNzI

youtube.com/watch?v=sLgNm_ay4Sk

Can't remember which. Most likely the french one.

Yes it's from the first one.Crazy shit in that reportage.

An active shooter implies someone shooting. It implies people being shot.

the (((basement))) does not exist

When I search ((missing child statistics)) on bing with an ip address in Australia the 3rd result is fake news that doesn't even have the word ((statistics)) on the page

washingtonpost.com/opinions/five-myths-about-missing-children/2013/05/10/efee398c-b8b4-11e2-aa9e-a02b765ff0ea_story.html?utm_term=.3332ff3fdbe3

Straight from the Jew nest itself Washington DC.

>BREAKING
BREAKING
>BREAKING
BREAKING
INFAMOUS WHITE SUPREMACIST AND R/PICSOFDEADBABIES MODERATOR SAMUEL HYDE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT INTERNET CONSPIRACY "PIZZAGATE" BEFORE HE COMMITTED THIS ATROCITY
youtube.com/watch?v=flWfpwN0giw

Imagine if its actually Sam, he was talking about pizza gate in hydewars

The absolute madman