Confession time

Confession time
I'll start
I once masturbated with a screwdriver up me arse

The... handle?

The tip.

>implying the pope has the power to absolve sins
>taking a picture of confession

Papists can never get it right

I seed my torrents

I once fucked a table
I have a lying problem
I think about suicide
Aaand i also fap to traps

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I'm a black far right wing conservative. No one irl knows about this. I voted for Trump.

If I were to tell anyone I know about this I'd be excommunicated

lol catholics say reformist churches are too lenient but there are literally catholic masses that absolve all sins without even confessing a single thing.

You R*manians make me sick

The Catholic Church is the biggest sin
They're a pagan church

Just when I thought there were no more brothers here.

I was about to leave.

i did the same with my electric tooth brush and then i took it out of my ass and there was poo in the bristles and it flung everywhere but i was in the shower so it was ok. washed it with soap and good as new. my gf used my toothbrush many times since and i told her the other day about it. she's still around pretty weird.

>toothbrush in ass 0.8/10

would a priest be cool with this or would he be like wtf dude

how do you fuck a table?

depends this one priest would scream at you in confession i went to.

He'd probably ask for a demonstration

I've put all kinds of objects up my rectum

Get your gf to wear a strap on, if you like to feel stuff in your arse.
A toothbrush is well manky.

I'M NOT FUCKING CATHOLIC IT'S JUST A FUCKING STOCK PHOTO

I watch way over the daily recommended amount of interracial porn.

We've all done the screwdriver OP.

Give us something juicier.

I nutted on my dad's carpet and just rubbed it in

THERE, you happy now

>Maturbate with a thin piece of lego up my urethra.
>pops out at the climax.

I'm non-white

not a bad idea honestly it might feel good except i'd want to fuck her too so dildo would be better probably

>that feel when you find out you're a filthy manky bastard

Those are probably not real Catholics. There are off shoot Catholic sects that aren't in communion with Rome any more.

Oh hell no

The flag kind of gave that one away.

Lock her up!

Are you the gypsy me?

>Confession

That must've hurt. I take it that this cured you of your gay?

That's how it always starts, just the tip.

I once added some bleach to a black housemates bottle of rum.

dude....


good job

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