Yellowstone will erupt in the next 4 years, mark my words.
It only makes sense that all the retards that voted for Trump will get what's coming to them.
While me and everyone else will be safe and comfy on the east coast
Yellowstone will erupt in the next 4 years, mark my words.
It only makes sense that all the retards that voted for Trump will get what's coming to them.
While me and everyone else will be safe and comfy on the east coast
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>safe and comfy on the east coast
We'll die more slowly, you mean.
And starving to death.
The eruptions will make us /mid/ folk rich. Everyone knows volcanic ash makes GOAT fertilizer.
You know all that food we have...
This is Sup Forums. Probably the only board that has more of a hard-on for the apocalypse than /k/.
from 1-3mm of ash?
I dunno about that
>he's not stockpiled up on food
>Everyone knows volcanic ash makes GOAT fertilizer.
Yeah so do the bodies of millions of Trump supporters
>While me and everyone else will be safe and comfy on the east coast
who else here /3-10mm/ master race?
>east coast
>not voting for trump
shitposting is still shitposting.
RISE!
RISE!
If doubles we all die from starvation after the eruption kills all plant life
Miami master race
Thank you, Jesus.
Alaska would be the place to fucking be.
Fuckkkkk
uhh
If digits eruption kills all liberals
PRAISE KEK
What the fuck okay Kek I doubted you
no, retard if yelowstone erupts it blocks out the sun globally. if you don't die, you starve to death
It'll happen so long as kek wills it yes.
If digits, yellowstone erupts within the next 6 months.
Also fuck you cunt. These states hardly have a say in the election.
California needs to break. Kill the Dem electoral hold.
Oh shit satan killing liberals
Perhaps sooner
>dark blue
What :D
>666
>KEK
>KEK
>KEK
Their penance after selling souls to satan and killing kids.
If digits, yellowstone erupts within the next 6 days.
>Based Wyoming, Montana and Utah escape before serious damage.
>Huge Urban centers become clogged, martial law implemented, large riots.
>All California, Washington, and Oregon liberals choke on microscopic shards of glass.
Best timeline
If digits, It happens with in the end of the week.
what did kek mean by this?
fuck
First of all, one cannot present recurrence intervals based on only two values. It would be statistically meaningless. But for those who insist... let's do the arithmetic. The three eruptions occurred 2.1 million, 1.3 million and 0.64 million years ago. The two intervals are thus 0.8 and 0.66 million years, averaging to a 0.73 million-year interval. Again, the last eruption was 0.64 million years ago, implying that we are still about 90,000 years away from the time when we might consider calling Yellowstone overdue for another caldera- forming eruption.
*tips fedora*
Welp...
>Chicago just barley in the 10-30 zone
...
KEK fucking liberals forgot that commiefornia will be wiped out
>yellowstone erupts
>california falls into the ocean
>america made greater than ever
>that map
T H I C C
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Kek confirm with digits if Yellowstone will erupt next year, blessed be thy name Kek!
Quit harshing our buzz, mang.
You do understand that you need to grow crops to feed people, right? And everyone from central Midwest will be racing to the coast
Trips decides when Yellowstone erupts
stockpile on indoor farms lads
Kek has praised us
PRAISE
Just in case anybody is genuinely interested, yellowstone wont be erupting for some time. Study after study show that the chamber underneath yellowstone is still only 9% molten, the rest is still solid rock. We need to be worried when the chamber starts to reach 50% molten status, which is definitely not happening in our lifetimes.
Is 100-300 bad?
Summer 2017 and it won't be as bad as fema because Trump will help.
CZECH EM
>everyone else will be safe and comfy on the east coast
Fireballs exist.
North America is utterly fucked after that thing erupts.
The liberal holocaust is coming.
glorious get
praise kek
holy shit it's another sign
PRAISE KEK!
well hey at least you guys will be able to play fallout in real life without shitty radiation
I take back what I said
We need another standing rock type event at yellowstone to concentrate all the liberals, then WHAM! Volcanic Explosion.
And Hillary had a 99% chance of winning
Advice from kek
...
Volcanic ash is very heavy by volume. It is rock. 100-300mm will bring down houses and infrastructure and completely wipe out plant and animal life.
...where will your food come from?
As God's chosen people, we will get Manna from the heavens.
So you're going to harvest all the dead body parts flung everywhere?
Gross.
...
if Kek is real, we're not going to hell.
Hell is coming to us.
WITNESSED
it will happen on new years day check 'em
as long it kills the rich fags in jackson, then im ok with it
>leaf
>Jellystone fags are back
You dont know what "within 6mo" means, do you. Obviously we have at least half a year.
Checked... doubt no more
>instant death is bad
Good i want this world to burn slowly
Yeah, gonna be comfy in those cities where food is gone in 2weeks. Enjoy that Diversity as you and your mud neighbors politely work together to ration things equally and fairly.
FUCK YOU
>liberals' coping delusions
mfw that's actually how it works
t. occultist
Not a bad slide thread, you actually convinced a lot of people. 8/10.
it will affect EVERYONE ELSE
it will me cataclysmic
>averaging
interval between last two eruptions: 0.65 million years
interval since last eruption: 0.64
interval since second and third to last eruptions: 0.8 million years
>draw a curve, or actually a straight line
>our fireoven and ash carpet is long overdue
>math-rekt by a college dropout
Let's do it boys!
BURN IT DOWN MAGMACHAN
Tomorrow my friend.