You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have the ubermensch kit

you have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have the ubermensch kit.

>yes goy buy my expensive stuff,obsess with status you will feel like james bond i promise!

Vacuous items do not make you a man.

Terrible thread.

the 911 turbo s is too much for me. the suit looks nice, I am used to glocks now so no thankyou oun the gun.

dafuq is the thing in the bottom, an oven? a radio? no fucking idea

>Meme car
>Meme clothing style
>Meme gun
>Meme appliances

Yep, you're a faggot alright.

Let's see
Over sized beetle
Overpriced "perfume"
Overpriced gun
Shit oven

More like untermensch kit.

How about instead:
>A solid BMW sedan
>An Armani suit
>An M1911
>Having a submissive white housewife to do cook for you

>>Meme car
Idiot.

Is that an oven or dish washer?

>911

Nah, I prefer a manly car for half the cot

Yea h&k is 100% meme teir, I would have more respect for someone that has an FN 5.7.

...

>rounded car with that hideous bulbous backside

>good looking or at all masculine

this is just trustfund kiddie tier pampered faggotry

delete this thread OP stop embarrassing yourself

I have a Porsche.

None of the other crap though.

Oven. One gear is for the temperature, the other for the mode of ovening.

>ubermensch

You have never actually read Nietzshe before, have you?

Unf

Porsche has gone to shit, along with all V.A.G. products

I have a BMW and a Beretta, it'll have to do.

I don't want to have to convert farenheit to celsius when I want to cook something. The brand name "Siemens" sounds like a bunch of jizz loads

>911
>"ubermensch"
kekkity-kok
literally a fashion accessory at this point

THIS. Watching Mecum auctions rn as and just saw one roll by. FUCKING BEAUTY

die idiot barney

>911 sold in automatic only so celebrities can finally drive real sportscars

Get that shit out of here

all the dumb fucks who don't understand

Porsche - original tank factories in WW2
Hugo Boss - Original nazi uniforms
H&K - Spin off from mauser
Siemens - Should be obvious by now

Classic Porsches are neat though.

They have a unique smell & all around feel to them.

Stay mad, plebs.

implying pdf isn't superior to manual, enjoy your dildo shifter

So if I get you correctly, this is an ubermensch car.
Ok.

They really fucked up the 911 huh

>carhart

>truck

>woody mountains

10/10 I wish I could do this, instead I live in the hellscape known as Miami

punchbuggy red no punchbacks

>thinks .3 quicker shifting makes his ball nigger accessible Porsche better than a real mans Porsche

So you are a faggot

no, the brits took over volkswagon after the war, Ferdinand Porsche stopped running it

Hitler rode in a mercedes though

I'm poor

>james bond uses an oven

What sort of faggotry is this?

uw0t
The Beetle and thus what would become VW was given to the west-Germans
Both the brits and the burgers could have sized the plans for the Beetle but didn't.
also
>took VW over after the war ended
>took something that didn't even exist yet
the KDF-Wagen was not put into production, VW is a post-war creation. All the money amassed to launch it was used instead for some crappy military buggies based on the KDF-Wagen chassis and that's all.
And it was never ran by Ferdinand Porsche himself, all he did was design the car (which he didn't, the whole thing was stolen from Tatra)

>Not a Benz
>Meme Boss
>Not a P7
>semens

Good laff.

>defining your identity in terms of material goods
This is why you feel dead inside.

This is the jew kit. Real reliable kit would be:

Glock17

Toyota Hilux

Blue jeans, t-shirt, Patagonia Wanaka jacket for winter

Cast Iron skillet

I like Ray Donovan's mercedes. anything german though, I can write them off and never want to here german again, aside from the fact that they're now no longer german lel

Porsche is meme cars.

Any Mercedes model from the 80s is a beast. No microchips, solid steel frame, and an engine that will run forever if you're willing to take care of it..

>9/11 turbo
>literally losing to my beater bike from 2002

lmao'ing @ your ride rn

Porsche just looks like a VW bug without a longer nose

Where in Miami bro? I'm from Miami lakes and it isn't too bad. Just stay the Fuck out of Hialeah

A fucking dishwasher? Really?

>world's gayest car

>amateur suit

>laughable "weapon"

>a stove

I'm not gay

How bout a glock a GTO and a pair of sweats? Can I be uber too?

>jap crap

What's with 'roos and being obsessed with Asian cars?

At least drive a white man's vehicle.

G-Wagon or Land Rover.

Because Hilux is superior to both

>Land Rooney
>a "man's vehicle"
It is largely responsible for the cancer that is the modern SUV, and at this point concieved to be a car for soccer moms rather than an off-roader.

>Because Hilux is superior to both

Top lel

>at this point concieved to be a car for soccer moms

Buy classic.

Defenders are still cool vehicles and classic rangies are neat. I mean, they're both terrible as far as being high maintenance, but...

t. My rover needs $2,000 in parts right now.

My neighbor had a GT3RS that burned in a house fire. I cried a little.

>consumerism
>defining yourself by your possessions

OP is a faggot. Even (((Hollywood)))'s Club covered this.

>You are not your fucking khakis

>leaf

>Club
*Fight Club

>siemens

lol get a bosch. Panamera GTS is currently the coolest porsche under 200k btw, though it isn't my preferred manufacturer.

>911 turbo s

mah nigga

I can replace the entire suspension and handling characteristics of a taco/hilux to outperform a rover, with $2k.

Some vehicles really are timeless. The GNX is one of them.

every update it gets bigger and bigger. fucking bmw did the same shit with the 3 series. i had an 87 325i and it was like zipping around in a go cart. i had 2 e46 bmws later on and those were about as big as id want a 3er to get. whatever the last 2 gens are have been fuck hueg cars and i dropped bmw completely. the 2 series is about the same size as the old e30 bmws i think. id pick one of those up.

also i ditched the bmws for a jeep. its not as fun but having space to carry shit around and not having to vacuum your car for 4 hours after every time the dog gets in it is nice.

also glock is superior, i wear brooks brothers suits.

>tfw W124 masterrace