The Inquisitor

>Walking down a narrow footpath
>Turns down an alley
>This man appears and blocks your way
>Introduces himself as "the inquisitor" and demands you tell him your political-leaning.

What do?

turn 360 degrees and bake a jew

>bite the curb

>As you complete your full rotation you are now facing the Inquisitor again
>He squirts you with water from a flower pinned on his shirt pocket
>leaps about from side to side whilst cackling

try again

you've committed crimes in the face of the empire of man, inquisitor impersonation is high treason, prepare to die.

Next time make him some sort of cuckholding/nu-male themed elf or dwarf or whatever.

Grab him by the pubic hair chinny chin chin and plow my fist into his skull.

>As you are not the Inquisitor it is not up to you to inquire into such paths regarding potential identity fraud
>The inquisitor smirks at you and raises an arm, in his hand holding an ink filled water balloon...

your move

I tell him what he just did is a microagression and that he should check his privilege.

Wtf is that edit
Here's the original dude

>inquisitor

IGNORE ME!

>Your attempt to gain purchase on his chin hair fails.
>The Inquisitors foresight led him to shave his beard before your attack.
>You raise your fist in preparation for a punch
>The inquisitor blows cannabis smoke in your face temporarily blinding you
>Your punch misses

Keep walking, as he's not the cisquisitor I fear

>Teleport behind him
>Unsheathe katana
>Commit sodoku

>The Inquisitor smirks

Tell him to check those digits

every thread

My digits will vanquish this meme man once and for all.

Who the fuck is this ugly fuck and why is he always being posted

Bullets > Nu-males

tell him he should not be manspreading in the alley and that he is late for his bullprepping appointment. Also i identify as a woman and blocking my path is literally rape

man this is one weird D&D campaign

Getting a gf is actually really easy. Girls are dumb.

The Inquisitor

>Your logic defeats the Inquisitor
>He dissappears in a cloud of smoke

...

I've been expecting you inquisitor! I shall spare you're life if you can solve my riddle:

>A leaf on yonder table lies, a kangaroo doth stand beside, a noble eagle soars above, which one does dear Sup Forums love?

Japan

>a leaf on yonder table lies you say

The Inquisitor (Canadian) has made his bed and when he rests, the Australian retires in his stead, whilst the American takes their place as the dominant poster.

The American.

It looks like he's lying in a giant pile of frosted flakes

>the nippon steal once unsheathed, leaves south Koreas ass to badly bleed.

This could also be correct.

Are you literally this dude

The inquisitor is some guy named Parker from Alberta. He's randomly being pushed by a Brazilian and an Australian these past two days.

Kick him right in the chastity cage

>pushed
>randomly

OH NOES THE INQUISITOR IS A FALSE FLAG OMG OH NO!!!! SHILLS CTR HELP ME

I roll for a death blow to his jugular.

Digits confirm

I've heard of this Inquisitor.

Only as a myth. Told over the embers of a dying fire. Wherever old space dogs meet to drink fermented vegetable products; and compete in tales of blood-chilling TERROR!

The legend tells of a droid. A self-repairing Simulant that reached the end of eternity - to the end of time itself.

Long story, short; the droid creates a time gauntlet and decides to appoint itself judge, jury, and executioner over mankind. It sifts out the wretched, expunges the worthless, and deletes the non-contributors to society!!!

Again, probably just a myth.

(Red Dwarf reference)

Yell at him about being a stupid racist islamophobe cracka. Take his wallet and wife' daughter cunny.

I'd be careful what you dismiss as myth

I have seen this guy like million times here, and I still don't know what the fuck he is up to. That is horrible

So. This nu-male has come to challenge my mastery!!!

I AM THE LAW

>What the fuck he is up to
That is not for you to ponder.

>Reach into my fanny pack and pull out my last canister of Zyklon B
>"Heh, nothin personal untermenschen."
>Gas him on the spot and Rollerblade into the night, covering my face with my cape to keep from ingesting the poisonous gas

All myths and legends tend to contain some level of truth...

There are things for men not meant to know

....but there are those that do know.

>you hear a feeble voice
>you turn to your left and see a man rise from a single seat couch
>He introduces himself as the Enquirer, a man worn by time...

There are beings far more eldritch than petty Enquirers

Let him know you are open to be his wife's boyfriend. OC btw.

What is his youtube?

I TELL HIM THAT I AM AN ALT-RIGHT, AND THEN I ASK HIM WHAT THE >>FUCK