Brit/pol/ - House of Hohenzollern Edition

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>Euro slides to 20-month low and markets braced for turmoil as 'No' wins Italy referendum
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/12/04/italian-referendum-markets-renzi-braced-no-vote/

>End of motorway roadworks misery: strict speed limits scrapped and works shortened in government crackdown
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/04/end-motorway-roadworks-misery-strict-speed-limits-scrapped-works/

>Brexit case to begin at Supreme Court
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38200115

>May seeks 'new chapter' in Gulf relations
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38202808

>Get on with Brexit: 200 top business bosses urge Theresa May to trigger Article 50
express.co.uk/news/politics/739770/Brexit-business-bosses-urge-Theresa-May-trigger-Article-50-European-Union

>Theresa May comes under pressure to 'get on with' Brexit from business leaders
express.co.uk/news/politics/739738/Brexit-Theresa-May-calls-from-business-leaders-government-defends-legal-rights

>Migrant Arrested After Rape and Murder of EU Official’s Teen Daughter
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/04/recently-arrived-migrant-arrested-after-rape-and-murder-of-eu-officials-teen-daughter/

>Boris Johnson Latest Tory to Say UK Should Pay Into EU Budget
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/04/going-soft-boris-johnson-latest-tory-say-uk-pay-eu-budget/

>Gina Miller: supreme court judges on Brexit case are being vilified
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/04/gina-miller-supreme-court-judges-brexit-case-vilified

>Renzi concedes defeat in Italian referendum and resigns as PM; the Eurozone is heading for a fresh crisis
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/exit-polls-indicate-renzi-heading-referendum-defeat-eurozone-fresh-crisis/

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Imperial Leather

Why are there so many paedophiles in the UK?

Public school degeneracy trickling down

I believe our definition of paedophilia is hilariously broad.

10 year old forcibly kisses 11 year old in school? NONCERY!

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Do we really want someone in our country who has to be persuaded that the return of national sovereignty won't lead to Kristallnacht 2.0?

WWWHHHHHHAAT A RACIST THING TO SAY

Especially considering the countries they come from in comparison to the U.K..

God save the queen cunts.

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Don't feel too good

might just fuck off

>Forget to put on my filter
Go back to plebbit if you want to RP you autists

Also - Congrats to Italy, another blow to the EU

I have no idea.....most of the nonces being dug out the wood work are pre internet....so they can't blame it on that.


Saville did do allot of work for charity tho

For

Reminder that this is the only way to leave the EU and restore national sovereignty

Holy shit, the eyeties did it!

Their PM pulled a Cameron and resigned too.

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SLOW THREAD

all the normies are sleeping or getting ready for work

>Wake up
>Find out about Italy
>Check the Euro value

What a great start to the morning.

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Feeling a bit better lads

still got a cunt of a cough though, really should see a doctor.

Don't worry you'll be fine

Just get yourself some beechams, lad. Or some night cough medicine so you can get some good sleeps.

Doubt that'll help tbqh, been taking cough syrup for a week but this still won't fuck off, reckon I'll have to quit smoking for atleast a while.

>Smoking

You nonce.

>Italy voted NO
>Euro is falling
>Next PM is apparently likely to try to get them out the EU
>tfw we have truly started the fire

EU will be dead soon, and I couldn't be more pleased

Atleast the yanks appreciate me You know you're going to have to put in some effort if you want this to work ):

Nicht jeder Tag kann glühn im Sonnenlichte;
ein Wölkchen und ein Schauer kommt zur Zeit.
Drum lese keiner mir es im Gesichte,
daß nicht der Wünsche jeder mir gedeiht.
Wohl tauschten nah und ferne
mit mir gar viele gerne;
ihr Glück ist Trug und ihre Freiheit Schein
Ich bin ein Preuße, will ein Preuße sein.

stop

it's such a catchy tune though

How do I block tripfags again?

I forced myself to watch part of one episode of Strictly Come Dancing and was strangely moved by the performance of Katya Jones.

As she capered lightly around the lumpish, slow moving form of Ed Balls, she resembled a chipmunk trying rather desperately to make friends with a grizzly bear.

But as I watched I also realised that Mr Balls is now a potential Prime Minister. Once, he would have ruined his hopes of high office by taking part in such a thing.

But in modern Britain, almost any kind of TV fame is an advantage.

Look at Al ‘Boris’ Johnson, once a reasonably successful journalist and entertaining public speaker, now a wild superstar of politics.

It was his repeated appearances on Have I Got News For You which made him Foreign Secretary and may yet make him Premier.

They lifted him into that class of people who no longer need to explain who they are, a priceless status in politics. I know a bit about this because of my sole appearance on the same programme.

The editing wasn’t especially kind to me (they cut out one of my jokes) and the whole thing was dominated by the insufferable celebrity cook Clarissa Dickson Wright, who swelled up like a human Zeppelin whenever a camera came near her. But even so, for a few days afterwards I experienced a tiny taste of true celebrity, being recognised as that man off the telly by an astonishing range of people.

And that was after just one appearance. Mr Balls is now permanently famous, and widely liked for having been ready to make a fool of himself for the pleasure of others. Even his silly name has become a sort of asset.

He has the wit to take full advantage of this. But is it proper or right that TV executives can make a political career? I don’t think so.

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Even I won't be defending that rubbish

>"crushed the Remainers"
>Parliament and the media is still massively pro-EU as well as the Remainers having the upper hand on us through the police and legal systems

>Does anyone really think that we have a right to leave the EU just because we won a referendum called by the government, who said that if 'Leave' won we would leave the EU?

>"some other time"
>Meanwhile in 50 years or so there'll be enough of the immigrant-descended population in the UK to permanently keep us out of leaving the EU properly and could even take us back into it fully

The only saving grace in the entire article is that at least the ridiculous headline wasn't written by him but rather the MoS editing team, but it's still unbelievable

How is the Italy vote a 'blow' to the EU in the long term? The anti-establishment parties in Italy don't even want to leave the EU.

It's not a blow to the EU, British and American posters overblow continental politics massively because they fail to realise that the majority of ""anti-EU"" parties in Europe are just Eurosceptic, meaning they'll actually do fuck all about the EU when in power except complain about it a little bit, maybe get a few rebates or lower the amount of refugees they're forced to take in from X to Y and so on

To its credit Britain is one of the few countries whose anti-EU party actually wants secession

Looks like I'm taking my cat to the vet today lads.

He's got diarrhea.

Are we all ready for the inevitable crippling disappointment we will be facing today?

This morning the high court will rule against the government and will force it to take the invoking of article 50 before parliament, where all sorts of terms and stipulations will be put on it, most likely we will still be part of the single market, but we will have to be for the 'pleasure', and we will still have to take some immigrants, but this will be painted as a great success by the government because for the last few months we have been fed the "hard vs soft brexit" lie, it is actually part of a middle ground logical fallacy, that is to say that only a middle between two extremes is the sensible option, but sometimes an extreme solution is needed for an extreme problem (police plz no bully).

fuck, my mistake, the ruling will take 4 days

Fuck off back to plebbit or some other site if you want to namefag.
>inb4 replies to this post and i won't read them because they're filtered

sad.

Shouldn't be anything too serious, generally we only take our cats to the vet if they have had it for more than a day, and even then they will just give t some simple medication - it's nothing you should worry about.

More like mass plebeian depravity. Seriously pedophilia is more likely in poorer households, the proles really are animals.

>tfw taking over another general just so I can have two blogs
who here /devilish/?

Fuck off with your divide and conquer the white race jew tactics.

These days, yes, but only because upper-class depravity trickled down and the old doctrine of "one rule for me, another for thee" got broken down. It's like drugs - Society functioned perfectly fine when the only people on heroin were toffs and the churches/puritan movements strongly discouraged anything of the kind amongst the working class, and now it's an absolute menace

>it's nothing you should worry about.

I hope so mate. We're still taking him to the vet though just to be safe.

So what are you guys gonna do after the Supreme Court ruling comes in and we have Brexit stolen from us?

Wish I drank desu.

Learn Polish.

>tfw currently learning Russian
Feels cheeki breeki.

I'll teach you m8

£50 an hour

DELETE THIS PICTURE.

THIS IS AN ANGLO THREAD FOR ANGLO PEOPLE AND NICE ANGLO POSTERS.

DO NOT GO AROUND POSTING YOUR ARYAN SHIT HERE, YOU DISGUSTING PIG, YOU MAKE MY SKIN CRAWL. REPORTED TO THE ARYAN MONITORING AGENCY TO GET YOU SENT TO THE REFINERY.

FUCK YOU.

ARYANDIED SOON.

CELT-ARYAN ALLIANCE WHEN

I'm actually kind of optimistic, at worst, in 3 years or so we will end up still in the single market but having to pay for it, and still accepting some immigrants, even so, if that's all we have then it means than on the sinking ship that is Europe, we might not be safe and sound in a life boat, but we will be out on the deck with our life jackets on, as opposed to al of the other countries who will be trapped in the engine room. In that 3 years I am guessing we will already have started to diversify our out going trade, which will again be good when the EU collapses and is good for us anyway, and in that 3 years we will also have got a good trade deal with the U.S.

Best case scenario is that the supreme court over rules the high court and the government does brexit on it's terms, but I don't think that will happen. But the good thing is, as I have explained, even the worse case scenario puts us as a better position than all of the other countries for the EU's inevitable collapse.

But I'm sure YKTD has a much more miserable outlook...

That's probably the going rate, or even higher for a Russian-English tutor in London.

Of course your outlook is going to be good when literally all you're basing it on is muh free trade

It's absolutely Carswell-tier. Well yes, we're still a viciously politically correct immigrant-filled cultural wasteland that's rapidly turning Islamic, but holy fuck Le God Emperor Trump just offered us a free trade deal!!!! wtf i love Thatcherism now!!

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4000422/Yorkshire-Ripper-Soham-killer-Ian-Huntley-best-friends-prison-bonding-BBC-nature-Planet-Earth-II.html

See, this is what magic Planet Earth can do.

When you agree to be my jester, those are the terms and I'm not willing to negotiate.
Yeah but how many people can say they were taught a language by Prussian royalty?

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I know that there are other elements, but there is no way we will still have to take as many immigrants if are paying for access to the EU

inb4racialdemographicrubicon

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bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38204189

Can you hear the dominos falling?

CAPTCHA: DISS VILLAGE

>there is no way we will still have to take as many immigrants
Not an argument when every single party wants them in these numbers anyway

See non-EU migration

>he doesn't have a Sup Forums pass
>he has to enter captcha
>he doesn't have a tripcode
>he isn't part of the Sup Forums elite

I know I am probably too optimistic to the same level that you are too pessimistic, but perhaps when UKIP take some of their seats they will start to listen.

get the flag plugin nigga, thats how non faggots recognise each other

Time is not on our side.

>Sutcliffe reportedly told the source: 'Ian’s really friendly and helpful. I wouldn’t go back to Broadmoor if they gave me a million pounds.

>'We’ve started watching a lot of documentaries together about animals in the wild.'

>Former lorry driver Sutcliffe, who now uses his mother's maiden name Coonan, was murdered 13 women during a six-year reign of terror. He was given 20 life sentences in 1981. He will die in jail because he is serving a whole-life tariff.


The Trump LARPers are right, aren't they? Reality is unravelling

>flag plugin
what?

>Reality is unravelling
look like it

*looks

google extra flags Sup Forums, works with 4chanX

Appreciated.

How does it work?

I want to go to the shops and buy a shit ton of cookies because I am fat but I am supposed to start a diet today because I am fat.

Stop eating cookies.

But they are nice. Not as bad as heroin.

THIS HAPPENED

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it's a greasemonkey script

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>Clegg is the Lib Dems' Brexit Spokesman


Still not as bad as Boris' performance which got no media attention at all

>We're not helping the rebels with targeting in Syria, we're just giving them a general idea of where to... where to strike

Do UKIP have a chance in Sleaford and North Hykeham? They came 3rd behind Labour in 2015.

>As British politics becomes more defined by Brexit, it's clear that the two parties which have the most clear definitions of what it means are becoming more popular

I hope that comes true, pretty hilarious watching him lose his cool so much, used to think of him as a pretty chill guy

Short of an absolute shock win, no, if UKIP actually win the by-election then they're back in business but it's very unlikely right now

the lib dems would campaign for child porn if it would get them seats

UKIP are never going to win anything ever again.
2010 was their one chance.
UKIP are a single person party. Without Nige, they lose all of their appeal and just fall into infighting and turmoil, as we've seen.

Please tell me there is a way I can get a Prussian flag on this

Clegg and Farron are obvious nonces

That's true of every party, UKIP included

2015 surely?

Yeah that's what I meant.
I forgot it was current year.

The only reason that the conservatives won in 2015 was because they were the only part that offered a realistic chance of having a brexit vote, and it delivered, we had a brexit vote and we voted for brexit. I really doubt the conservatives would have won if it were not for people voting tactically.

*party

>flags are invisible
>4chanx layout is so gay
why did i even bother

>anglokek flags work but Polish flags don't
fucking kekery

They won because of scaremongering about a LAB-SNP coalition mostly, not the referendum which nobody believed in

>LAB-SNP coalition
You're kidding? That was probably the 3rd most important issue.

Arron Banks triggering Reddit.

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/5gkyvw/arron_banks_on_twitter_austrians_havent_suffered/

Not for floating UKIP voters. The shtick about the referendum had already run short for them because they knew the Tories weren't going to deliver, but the meme about some sort of horrible communist alliance under Red Ed as well as the aggressive targeting of particular seats as per the campaign plan were massively effective