Just got married to the love of my life

just got married to the love of my life

AMA

wew lad

You ever jerk it to furry porn?

K.

Why do whites have names like Lenny while blacks have names like Carl?

How will you remove the ring from that landwhale flipper?

lose some weight you fucking tear in reality

Parabola

Good god look at the blood around her finger nails, thats how poor of circulation she has.

Ham-Planet

fat krampus

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Good luck OP, IIRC, fat women tend to lose weight after getting married, sorta like thin women who get fat after it

Disgusting. You should kill yourself untermensch.

old bait reported

If I take that ring off, will it hurt?

congratulations, King Bowser

show feet

you really need to shovel alot of shit down your gullet to make your knuckles go inverted

reported

hope the ban was worth it

so longy bowser

Should've used one of these.

is the lucky man a burger?

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Me too, my dude.

What the fuck is wrong with her hand?

> those nails
> that old skin

nigga you got played

Get surgery for that hand.

exquisite shop

how does that even work

That ring is going to cost more to be pulled off than it was worth at the shop.