Which one are you?

which one are you?

Free

gay

nigger

penis

The one posting in a slide thread.

The glass

Not politics

Can you please not be a faggot Taiwan?

why are all of those cups too big for their water content? Whoever designed these cups is just bloating the budget!

nazi

FFS people!!! This is a CAN, not GLASS!!!

OPEN YOUR EYES!! They've been lying to you!!!

fucking faggot nigger fag gook nip porch monkey wop

number nien

Gas The Glass!

vagina

Over budget, behind scedule. SAD.

yes this is, this is a new test trump is making everyone take so that the government can start collecting philosophical data in the census

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thirsty

cuck

Feminists: the glass is being raped

Drinking water is a spook.

im an engineer the glass was designed twice as big as it needed to be.

>twice
this is how i know you're not an engineer

Americano

So I guess "Utopist"

>this is how i know you're not an engineer
This is how I know that you are not white.

I'm an Engineer. What's wrong with "Twice"

The glass has been overdimensioned to approximately 200% its needed capacity.

Water is a Jewish invention

drink Coke instead

>physicist
>gas / liquid

thats a chemist you fucking idiot

the missing volume of water is more than twice the present volume and his meme answer is stale and pretentious and triggering

I poisoned the water so I guess I'm jewish.

could be physics as well

alcoholist
i drink it and hope its sweet delicious booze

The astrophysicist would claim that as long as the answer is within an order of magnitude of the correct answer it's within acceptable margin of error.

Those aren't half fullnor empty. Since the top portion holds more

you wouldn't design a glass to be the exact size to contain the desired volume of liquid, idiot, you design to be a bigger so the liquid doesn't spill when you move the glass

fucking idiot

Neither are the christard threads but they're here everyday.

western political philosophy is directly linked to Christianity

Diagrams are relative. So if the image says it's half filled then it is.

ok colgate calm down the excess space in your country will be full of migrants soon enough

niggers cant into existentialism. Yes, YOU sweden!

thats deep. at least 8oz deep.

Sadly i am the graphic itself. open, expressive, thoughtful, yet judged and scrutinized, with no definitive answer and a constant desire to appease but always perceived as useless and wrong.
Fucking hell, this life.

Pragmatist

I'm Batman.

Racist

how can Taiwan have a flag when it doesnt exist?

Pessimist.
Aways ready for a happening.

b-b-but they called trump

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relativist

>Realist
But everyone knows it's a glass of water.
Are realists just highly autistic people?

Beautiful shoop

Nah famalam, we look for the right Order of Magnitude in the exponent

I thought the engineer answer was 50% efficient.

>implying being raped at three years old didn't leave me with seven personalities and a speech impediment

Infowhores

The water contains flouride it will pollute my precious bodily fluids

I'd just drink it methinks

If liquid was last removed it's half empty

If liquid was last added it's half full

Or

If the intent is to empty the glass it is half empty

If the intent is to fill the glass it is half full

>scepticist


One who practices using non-normal spellings like a fuckwad?

user is right because the cup is not a perfect cylinder.

Optimist.
Being agitated or depressed all the time just leads to a bad life.
Whatever happens, I got my sanity and good music.

On the left

>unless surrealist

half is twice as big as it needs to be.

The glass would indeed be full. Floating ice doesn't affect the water level as it melts. Your ice is unrealistic in that way that it's as dense as the water. Some should be above water and none at the bottom.

I'm an engineer, and the glass is too big.

The glass is half empty, the water stale, the glass fragile, and rainforests were chopped down for the energy to make the glass.

ice actually has a lower density because the molecules in a solid are closer to each other than the molecules in a liquid

1200 hours in ms paint

Doesn't matter because you have to pay some beaner to wash it anyway

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>How Can Taiwanese Be Real If Their Country Isn't Real

>Fill glass with ice to the brim
>Pour liquid in
>Drink the liquid, it's basically half a glass worth
You don't even need to understand science to figure this out.

I tittered.

Absurdist.

The picture is me pouring out the water and laughing

what the fuck is up with the Utopist answer?

Separatist

Nevermind I get it.

what the hell is water?

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10/10

Physicist is truth

Realists/relativists both are acceptable answers

stole my wata

The water is flat. Checkmate round earthers

Really vortexed my cortex

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anarchist *glass of cum*

Anarchist:

"Smashes the glass because our dependence on water to survive is nature's hiearchy. Dies of dehydration."

Look you just need to buy this water filter.

>Not having a water filter on hand

>falling for the water Jew

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>Cola Genetics
This has to be a thing.

K to the E to the K

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I hate when liberals with nothing better to do make misleading and oversimplified infographics like this and normies spread them all over Facebook believing that they are smart and in touch with all of the world views. Take a fucking expression and twist it to the nth degree and attempt to gain some phenomenal human insight from it. My Lord, fuck off. You aren't smart. You aren't a scientist. You aren't a philosopher. You aren't an artist. You are a fucking know it all faggot with a pathetic degree and more time on your hands then a wrist watch.
Sage.

Some one is mad because they didn't know all the hard words.

Sceptisist. I only drink water tapped through my water filters from Infowars.com anyways...