Sup Forums Christmas

ITT we tell the country above what we would get them as a gift

A president with actual qualifications beyond "maymay".

a red pill

nigger slaves

A nuke.
For Amsterdam.

A fascist coup d'état

dead emus

id teach ya cunts how to fight an emu

a rugby team

better shipping

A PM

aww you shouldn't have

A referendum that passes quickly

A refugee

Lebkuchen

NO RECICLING
WE GAVE YOU THAT LAST YEAR

A rape prevention kit

A burkha

...

Nigger hands

A wall to stop the Leaf's influence.

A decent military.

A trap wrapped up in a pretty red bow

gas chambers

we already have that

Oh. In that case, stormy seas that sink migrant boats.

i've never seen such a marvelous gift
thank you rich uncle from america

A gif that makes no sense

A burguer made of real meat.

A new soccer team

A new lamp with Amy Schumer shades. It's a big lamp.

taste

Deodorant

Oven

Well that would be great
since the good ones only die and the others 7-1

An Amy Schumer sleazy bake oven

a banana

a brighter future

Anti-venom

...

A leaf bag to rake yourself into

Burger.

A lifetime supply of Aquafresh toothpaste

a better PM

pot, kettle

i see sweden as your pic these days

Less gooks.

A fancy dress for his Sheila

Higher octane gasoline for the abos

A gun

bullets in their heads

a bigger gun

I'd give you India back

Philippines

Christianity

A kangaroo to defend your borders

More migrants

I give you your guns back ausbro

A nuke on NY

New Zealand

More muslims with Baguette sized dicks to fuck your ugly as half niggress multicultufuck women

Oui Oui Baguette never forgette

A burkini so you can fit in with all the girls at the beach

Dual citizenship with America
You guys are the best

I brought my sister the culture of critique books for Christmas.

Doing God's work lad.

Bless you folks down under.

A rare Pepe