How come we have never accomplished anything in our history?

How come we have never accomplished anything in our history?

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>Viking genes all over the world.

bro really?

we sided with the nazis and sold them some s-tier iron ore to fuel their war machine

Doing a pretty good accomplishing self genocide.

who is gustavus adolphus?

Are you a retarded sandnegro?

han betar

> Finland
> Scandinavian

Fuck off, m8.

They accomplished having an orderly society that was peaceful, too bad they got demented and imported shitskins. Now that's changed. Many such cases, sad!

vikings were the niggers of the north, they dealt with the harsh living conditions but then invented boats and figured out that they don't need to make anything of their own if they can just terrorize every piece of land touching the sea, with no possibility for retaliation or counter fight in time before they flee

>who found north america and invented the magnetic compass
>who settled russia
>who are currently the best countries on earth
This retarded "HURR NORDICS ARE NIGGERS" meme needs to stop

>who is Alfred nobel

A guy who bitchslapped Germany all the way down to Bavaria and made them literally eat shit

I want real accomplishments not something anyone could have done

Lmao what have Norwegians ever invented besides the cheese slicer?

did you read the first line? what's with this stupid D&C shit now even swedes are falling for it.

more like, all the catholics

>who didn't colonize america
>who didn't conquer the grand duchy of moscow while they had the chance
>who are currently the most commie kike cucked countries on earth
if the nazis didn't invade norway we would've been like sweden, same if finland wasn't invaded by russia
vikings never did anything historically because they never applied themselves properly, they were content relaxing and raiding rather than colonizing and establishing infrastructure, it's very disappointing that norway could have been britain five hundred years in advance
sure some viking genes live on, the normans who further spread the genes as an example, and the strongest language on earth was somewhat touched by the norwegians too, but that's not very impressive all things considered
yet worse, norway has always been the goal of sweden and denmark, yet is the only country who ever tried to navally colonize and explore. norway gained iceland and greeland which denmark stole

Do Finns not actually consider themselves Scandinavian?

Do you prefer your Finno-Ugric identity with Estonia?

>who found north america
Italy

> invented the magnetic compass
China

>who settled russia

Russians

>who are currently the best countries on earth

Surely not your 52% income and 280 % car registration tax and 25% VAT feminist snownigger socialist hellholes

>101626392
>who found north america and invented the magnetic compass

Irrelevant you never did anything besides gettin rekt by native americans, also the compass is chinese.

>who settled russia
wow, we went to Russia, WOW.

>who are currently the best countries on earth
totalitarian, passive aggressive sjw hellholes. "the best countries on earth". Your government kidnap children.

please tell me about the great Norwegian accomplishments and inventions again?

are there any?

Isn't Nobel prize that thing swedes give presidents for the merit of being black?

Thats the Norgays, Swecucks give it to themselves so that they can feel superior

>Italy
>implying there was such a country back then
>implying the money, ships, navigators and sailors weren't provided by Castille

Italy found north america? is this the same timeline as the finnish global super empire with the flying pyramids?

you used to be a bunch of thieving savages who took everyone eases women and turned yourselves into rape babies. you guys are proud of that for some reason. also you have the best documented strain of germanic polytheism, as you got christ cucked last of everyone. that is genuinely something.

If vikings found Murrca how come they didn't mass colonize it and immensly profit like the Spanish and Brits?

well last of the germanics. the balts beat everyone else.

Scandinavia is only Denmark, Sweden and Norway. Finland, Iceland, Greenland and the Faroes are Nordic.

They got kicked out of Greenland by invading Indians.

>how come they didn't mass colonize it and immensly profit like the Spanish and Brits?
Because vikings were a raiding culture. They could only take what others had made.

>what is the battle of Maldon
>what is the Danelaw

cause vikings were white niggers, who didn't build shit. also they got btfo by injuns

We are nordic

no only the Germans, we got rekt when we faced up against real people such as Spainards

Scandinavians are the best in the world at having an unwarranted sense of self-importance. Is the Swedish PM still waiting for Trump's phone call?

Only founded your capital, right?

>btfo by injuns
Nice meme. Hollywood b-tier movies sure provide good education.

>Scandinavians are the best in the world at having an unwarranted sense of self-importance
Says the american

Oh, Sven....

lmao look at this triggered Dane, Scandinavians always react like this when the truth about their subhuman status is revealed, they are unable to come up with any counterarguments.

Because you're a frozen wasteland with barely 8 million even to this day?

No, I don't consider myself scandinavian. Scandinavian mountains do reach our borders, butt they are really petty at comparison. Then again why Denmark is considered as scandinavian? Maybe it is due to language and culture. We are doing just fine with eestibros drinking and throat singing.

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Dublin's a shithole and fuck you for making it.

>unwarranted sense of self-importance
>Says the american
>unwarranted

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hmm

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>says the American

Which country are you again? Every single person you know and shares your nationality could die instantly and it wouldn't affect my life at any point.

But if even half of Americans disappeared it would significantly alter yours.

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Go back to Somalia

We left you a perfectly fine city, it's hardly our fault that after 1000 years you decide to shit up the place

Pic much related.

It's not just the mountains, it's the peninsula and
Denmark is (although just barely) connected to it.

It was a shithole then too. It's your fault the bubonic plague came to Ireland.

>Go back to Somalia
>Go back

Somalia came here instead

Anyhow what have Danes accomplished, surely you are not as useless as Norwegians?

You made Germany.

Beer is a primary product of Denmark.

We have a population of 32 million, we're about 0.0043 percent of the worlds population and look what we've accomplished.

Africa has a population of 1.2 billion and most of them are still living in mud huts, kek.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Swedish_inventions

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Finnish_inventions

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Danish_inventions

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Norwegian_inventions

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Icelandic_inventors

No scandinavians think their countries are super powers or that we have major influence on international politics. Most americans, however, think USA alone is a bigger deal than the rest of the world combined. It's not a pissing contest of whose country is the most important, obviously yours is bigger. But your ego is that much bigger too.

Finland is a shithole where it was until recently so hard to get by you couldn't bother with much else.

Danes should be ashamed though.

because you are boat niggers, and you came from Asia, and got kicked out and evicted like the boat niggers you are, stealing technology, stealing culture just like a nigger does, and now you sit in a dick shaped country, you let your wife fuck REAL niggers, and you call yourself viKANGS and reminisce about the one time you found a nation full of peaceful fishermen and attacked them until Rome came along and gave you a part of the country so they didn't have to fight the peasants, you gigantic boat nigger faggots

>Who is Niels Bohr
>Who is H.C. Orsted
Neck yourself, d&c faggot.

most of the uk ones are actually scottish
once again inferior anglos riding on our reputation
literally island niggers. im so sorry to everyone that we are associated with these heathens
scotabroad here

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Finnish_inventions

>Angry Birds
>Ball Chair
>Dish draining closet
>Sauna
>Ski jumping sling
>Scream Tracker

I swear to god you are not white Finland.

Fucking Mongolia tier inventions

Africa was isolated from the rest of the world meanwhile Scandinavia had the greatest scientific breakthroughs in the world happening next door.

Yet we accomplished so little

Americans affect the whole world with their shitty culture and warmongering, they may be fat and dumb but they really are turning the whole world shittier with their mere existance. So their sense of importance is justified.

Scandinavians on the other hand thinks they are leading the whole world as "humanitarian superpowers".

kek

I think Finns in general recognize themselves as being pretty unique. We recognize having been culturally raped by Sweden into being Nordic but other than that I don't think Finns identify with anyone but Finns.

Previously Finnic areas in modern Russia have been raped by Slavs so nobody talks about them and Estonians are pretty much viewed as Mexicans.

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I never noticed that Finland looks like a big ballsack and Sweden is the penis.

You must be new here

You know sweden has like the third highest amount of scientific papers published per capita?

America is the only country to have protests IN OTHER COUNTRIES because of the results of their democratic elections. Maybe we would stop thinking we were so important if there weren't influential people from all over the world publicly trying to change the outcome of our elections.

both the british and american ones are misrepresentative
>someone who got incorporated into britain or moved to britain despite being born and raised elsewhere and living there all their life gets counted as a british invention
>someone who immigrates to america despite being born and raised elsewhere and living there half their life gets counted as an american invention
not to mention the norwegian ones that go under the swedish flag the fucks
the germans do it too with all other german speaking countries

Peaceful high HDI best in the world countries in almost every category. Yeah, nothing at all

The only ones who think that are self hating faggots like you

yeah well while the romans were scraping oil off of their bodies with sticks and you were... not cleaning yourself at all, we had soap.

soap, longbows and hairgel, so suck a dick, sven.

And? Most of the greatest discoveries are from the past, in which Sweden barely participated. But sure masturbate to your papers, nobel prices and patents.

>social sciences

And Irish too. See Robert Boyle.

I don't think most scientist would consider former accomplishments as far greater than current ones.

Which, in most cases, are as valid as any other.

Calm down buddy. You still have the midnight sun.

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It's the little things that matter

>currently the best countries on earth

The amerifat called it

Men håll käft blatte

Where would you rather be? Among the niggers in Brazil? The niggers in USA? In the concrete paradise Eastern Europe among junkie slavs?

we the nords now

>Among the niggers in Brazil? The niggers in USA? In the concrete paradise Eastern Europe among junkie slavs?
Yes, to all three.

Being a wealthy man in any of those shitholes is much better than being a middle class slave in a socialist "utopia."

then why are you just a vassal state scott?

i won't never consider myself something same as swedes.

>being wealthy in one place is better than being middle class another place
No shit

being poor in Brazil is better than being middle class in Denmark.

Soulless place where the world goes to die

>Finland
>scandinavia
You can keep your gay shit.

Shouldn't have asked if you knew the answer then.

Comparing different classes in different countries hardly proves anything, you retarded fucking money.

What's it supposed to prove to you exactly? I'm only stating the obvious here. You act as if we play by the same rules, and therefore being of part of a certain class in either country depends exclusively on what you do with your money, when that's obviously false.

But hey, good luck getting rich while your big nanny state keeps sucking you dry.

You did pretty well during the 30 year war

They've built basically the best societies for the common white man. Now they are ruining by importing sand niggers and niggers

Beating Germans is not an accomplishment

They where overtaxed hellholes even before immigration.

> Peaceful
Jinxed it a bit, had a triple shooting in Imatra.

>They where overtaxed hellholes even before immigration.

Nothing wrong with high taxes as long as it's filtered back into the society.

>Castile
>When there is written recordings of Isabela wanting that guy to get the fuck out of her country and it was Fernando the one who convinced her it was worth giving a shot.

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