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Canadian Annexation when?

Pic related, proposed states.

You realise that means Canadians would be able to legally travel, live and work in the U.S. if they become another state right?

I don't understand how you retards miss this inconvenient little truth when talking about annexing other countries.

How about you put in the full link next time you 60% white faggot.

So?
There's only 35 million of them. That's like 10% of the population of the US, in exchange for a vast wealth of land and natural resources.

Plus that plan I posted creates 4 red states, 2 swing states, and only 3 blue states (or just two if we let Quebec become an independent nation like they claim to want), while it also gets rid of 2 blue states, combining them with the new one created from British Columbia, and lessens the electoral power of California by splitting off NorCal.

>I don't understand entry level stock market economy stability, real estate economy rape and fewer whites: the post

If you think careers are hard to come by now in the U.S. or that uni is expensive as it is, you're in for a surprise if you annex Canada

Annexing brings with it a nexus of more problems than you think if done for the sole purpose of hurr durr look how much land my country is

>done for the sole purpose of hurr durr look how much land my country is
Well good thing it wouldn't be done for that sole purpose you illiterate kangaroo molester.

Shock me, say something intelligent

What reason would you have for annexing Canada

fixing our shit hole for one, not to mention our vast resources and untouched land. Might help to spread out some people. Just no niggers please.

>if we let Quebec become an independent nation
How to cuck the whole continent in a single day.

>implying we want them, they're literally nothing more than an annoyance, or a party town full of niggers

Vast wealth of natural resources, very culturally compatible population that would be easy to assimilate into the American union, would create a stronger and more unified North America, would help in the economic recovery of that shithole very easily, their population and GDP are both only 1/10th of the United State's so assimilating their land wouldn't cause too big of a hit and could in the long run turn out to be a very sound investment.

don't make us do it again

I'm up for it. Low low US prices plus those sweet electoral votes? We're basically the size of California. That's gonna be a few.

It would be a shame to fuck up the flag with a new star though.

>just no niggers please

This is the root of the issue

>Vast wealth of natural resources

such as?

>very culturally compatible population that would be easy to assimilate into the American union

You assume much and I say to you stone faced you're dreaming if you think the average Canadian doesn't resent Americans

>would help in the economic recovery of that shithole very easily

Explain how, also explain how you solve their debt issues

>their population and GDP are both only 1/10th

If you unironically think 35 million migrants won't cause a cluster fuck of problems if only, say, a mere 500k, letalone a million travel around to every state within the U.S. you're off with the fairies mate

I would like you to address everything I said, any stooge can offer "solutions" but fails to bring to the table the

I can't imagine any of the Canadians wanting to cause trouble if it was a peaceful and diplomatic annexation, most of my Canadian friends plan on moving to American whenever they can anyway, the only people who could potentially be problematic I would guess is the Qubecois, and

Actually that would benefit the USA the most.

If Sasktchewan/Alberta leave canada and join the united states.

Alberta/Saskatchewan are sitting on massive natural resources and oil that the USA would be able to develop.

Both provinces are currently cucked by the east's faggotry holding them back and joining the union would basically solve the man issues they have.

1. Getting their heavy crude to market
2. Worker Shortage(tons of job options for USA citizens willing to work)
3. Not paying 6000(20000~ by 2020) per head for people in the east.
4.Watching Eastern Canada fall apart because the provinces that pay for their socialist bullshit cut them off from welfare.

Canada are cucks, but they're our cucks. If anyone's going to annex them, it's the UK.

Alberta and Sasktchewan are two of the most resource rich places in north america.

Saskatchewan has massive reserves of Oil, Gas, Gold, Coal, Uranium, Earth metals, Zinc, Potash, etc

Alberta has the same, but larger proponent of oil and less of the others.

also

>35 million migrants

no Saskatchewan/Alberta only has around 3-4 million but they pay for everything in canada.

No, please do. Could you march through Manhattan and San Fransisco, too?

(I'd advise that you fly from city to city. Going through the midwest...could be touchy. They're much more defensive)

>It would be a shame to fuck up the flag with a new star though
We can make any number of stars look good.

>can barely hold onto Scotland
>doesn't own most of Ireland
>isn't a real union

The Canadian provinces would love the freedom they would get as states compared to the short leash the Canadian federal government keeps them on.

Yep, ship the niggers either; back to africa, or keep them in california and the south.
>such as
OIL/GAS, Lumber, fresh water, fish/etc, mines..

American resentment is about a 10/90. Most of us love trump, and love america, especially all that they do for us.

Our debt would literally merge with America's, but hardly even dent it, thus, literally dissolve ours, since we're going to become the same country.

>implying >35million would up and leave our homes, and move to a more congested area, it'd literally be the opposite

>inb4 leaf taking aussie bait

You keep providing fantasy scenarios that don't even fit within the original idea of annexing. You can't annex half a country unless that country is two separate countries to begin with. If Alberta and Saskatchewan were one nation and "Canada" was another, you could bring that idea to the table however they are not. You now have dissenters and violence to address, if you think leftist "protests" are bad now you've created civil war. You also didn't address how you would harness those resources and benefit them for America given you now have a much, much larger land mass to accommodate to in terms of utilities using Americas resources it already possessed prior to annexing.

>>implying >35million would up and leave our homes, and move to a more congested area, it'd literally be the opposite

You're still not getting my point you stupid fucking snow mexican, it doesn't matter where people live, you've just single handedly fucked over the career market and created even more jobless people.

>Us
That was the British, not you

His proposal is that Alberta and Saska would leave on their own then decide to join America, not America annexing them out of Canada.
An Albertan separatist movement already exists too.

>Australian trying to tell someone 14,000 kilometers away about their own country

How so? WIth america at the helm, we'd have a lot, lot more production in all the things I previously mentioned, you dink

>fucked over the career market
>by merging a country of 35 million with an unemployment rate of 6.8% with a country of 319 million with an unemployment rate of 4.9%
>with a head of state that plans to focus on preventing outsourcing, rebuilding and creating industry and bringing jobs back to America

Canada doesn't have to be Annexed, Alberta's separatist Party is the second largest political party in Alberta, and thanks to Quckbec it's 100% legal for them to leave.

If they leave Saskatchewan will follow.

B.C. would likely be the next to leave, and without those provinces the east will collapse.

>You realise that means Canadians would be able to legally travel, live and work in the U.S. if they become another state right?
Whoever said Canadians would be allowed to remain? You can annex the lands, but you can exile everyone in it. Think Jew diaspora, but with Canucks.

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I like this idea. Wouldn't mind being a US state at this point.

The British armies, supplemented by Canadian militia and First Nations warriors, pushed back and forth for nearly three years, temporarily trading territory along the Niagara river, and hitting each other at their cores eventually defending forces attacked Washington and torched the White House.

Listen bub victory is written by the victors and that doesn't mean you.

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lol

>second largest.
Are you dumb? Wildrose isn't separatist m8. And the independence party in only gets like 1% of the vote.

Is the Western Canada separatist movement really doing that that well?

Weren't they not a thing since like the 80s? How fucked would Eastern Canada be if Albert, Saska and BC left?

>Alberta leaves because they're paying for Quebec
>using Quebecois rules they can leave easily
>Quebec leaves because Alberta is no longer paying them to stay
>Saska leaves because they're best buds for life with Alberta
>British Columbia doesn't want to be a part of Canada if Alberta and Saska leaves because there goes the economy
>Canada is reduced to the territories, Manitoba, Ontario, the Martimes and N&L

Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

Reminder that during this year Alberta/Saskatchewan are in a huge recession and still far better off than the east.

this is all equalization payments

>Quebec takes 50% of the country's money

Are they doing that terribly economically they need that much support or is that their "pay us to to stay in the confederation hon hon hon" gibs?

How's York doing today?

>implying this shit doesnt happen in america far more than anywhere else in the world

neck yourself with your shitcovered sweatpant drawstrings cuck

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