How do you guys get around the no-singles policy in your local cinema?

How do you guys get around the no-singles policy in your local cinema?

I always have to take my sister with me.

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What? Explain because that sounds ridiculous. You cannot go to the theatre by yourself?

Lol, probably too many masturbators in Euro cinemas.

This is not Sup Forums.

>no-singles policy

I don't live in a Sharia law area.

I haven't gone to a fucking flashlight infested movie theatre for over a decade, but I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a "no-singles policy".

I don't believe you achmed

theatres are hurting massively for more people to go see movies, there's no way they'd turn away men and women just because they want to watch a movie by themselves, that's just poor business

where I live they don't allow you to buy a ticket for the movie if you're a single to prevent lone wolf shooters.

Its a Sup Forums meme.

Fuck off, Sup Forums. You're not a big guy for us.

DID THEY JUST SERIOUSLY ASSUME YOU ARE ONE PERSON AND COMPLETELY DISREGARDED YOUR HEADMATES?!?!?!

>tfw finally get gf to take to the theater
>concession stand is out of crab legs

I only go to the theater on penis inspection day.

Well it's not so much a policy that the sinema institutes, but you do feel like a complete friendless virgin if you go to the movies on your own, and you can FEEL the judgement of the other cinema-goers thinking the same thing at you.

I mean, I have a qt Asian gf who follows me around like a devoted puppy so it's not a problem, but it did used to be.

it's not a joke. Some cinemas here adopted that policy to make people feel more safe since the vast majority of unhinged spree killers are alone. It doesn't affect that many people. "No-singles" only means that you have to show up in groups no less than 2. You can go there with your buddies.

>tfw the gym counselor decides she needs to inspect your penis in the back room

wtf, that's literally illagal and retarded. would fucking hire 2 sickos and next day?? you need to be 3 people to go in the cinema... haa fucking retarded law

Has germany even had a single shooting in a theatre, let alone a single mass shooting?

You guys are total scaredy cats

i mean policy*

>tfw 95% of penis inspections were done by male teachers

>Sorry, man with gun. I just can't sell you a ticket unless you go get your girlfriend to accompany you. Kindly holster your weapon and leave, thak you.

We're being memed guys, shows over.

>no-singles policy
Never even heard of this
Some western shit degeneracy i bet

Lol you Germans have it rough.

I see movies all the time by myself, but I definitely prefer to see them with family/friends.

fuck with your shitty Sup Forums memes
literally tvtropes tier

(You)

I saw somebody talking about this shit on Sup Forums before but I think it was in Dubai but fucking Germany? shit is really bad if society is gone that far.

why aren't you trying to crush that retarded ass law with all you got? it's sexist as all hell. you need to force the government to get rid of that bullshit.

i see the messengers of religion of peace don't even have to do anything to culturally enrich you further, Hans

The no singles policy is a bad meme like penis inspection day.

buy two tickets?
shoot em anyways.
thats my best advice. although i dont think you should go on a killing spree. they never end well

>not bringing your falcon
Oh but user I don't bring my falcon because I can't afford the falcon shower fee
Here's what you do
>bring falcon
>buy ticket
>put the falcon under your t shirt
>walk into cinema shower
>shower with your clothes on so the falcon gets wet but no one sees him
>walk into marvel kino
boom problem sovled

What if just shower my falcon at home?

kek confirmed this is totally what would happen

Uh it's implied you shower it at home retard. You don't shower before hitting the cinema showers? Gross
wew lad
just showed this to my local popcorn merchant and he was like what??? quads on that post????

So, basically, you guys already live under full marxism with no individual freedoms?

I will never go to another theater since the bed bug discovery at my local.
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>no-singles policy
Lolwhat

>no-singles policy
Wot???

Must be a Western Germany-thing. Where do you live?

Holy fuck and I thought Germany couldn't get any worse!

Grab your sisters phone and upload all of her nudes here that she sends to her multiple Muslim boyfriends

lmfao. i go to like 3 movies a month by myself. it's how i unwind.

kek fuckin loser

Space Andorra is right

these have to be a meme

right?

do you do nothing by yourself or are you that much of a codependent pussy?

i wonder how much that whore earns just by showing her ass, but im pretty sure she is also an escort

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Wait so you're telling me that penis inspection day is fake.... My pe coach said he was required to do it during showers to ensure cleanliness.

>No singles
U wot m8?

Wrong board. Also use a frog next time.

I don't know about there, but here in the "muh freedums" burgerland, we let single customers buy tickets and see the movies.

>singles
Check my entry allowance, my friend.

I brought my sis but I couldn't afford the up charge for the crab legs. Then I couldn't find any anvil Parking. Lucky they let me in when I gave tyrone a big tip and to have my sis polish the projector

Don't they usually end how they start?