Guess what the box said Sup Forums
Kek Arrived in the Mail
Andrew Ross
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youtube.com
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Oliver Butler
Kek blesses this post with numbers of same repeating order
Jackson Allen
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Charles Hernandez
It said check these digits
Parker Gray
Oy vey. They know.
Adrian Wood
Holy shit, where can I get one?
Brandon Gutierrez
Easy search on Amazon
Anthony Carter
search heket in ebay.
Brandon Nelson
Fucking epic
Julian Harris
>Guess what the box said Sup Forums
I Am the Lord Thy God?
"Hearing that Zach lost his son really struck a nerve with me, especially because I'm the one who killed him."
youtube.com
reddit.com
Nathan Allen
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Blake Lewis
>if you don't fill out the customer satisfaction survey your mother will die in her sleep tonight
Jackson Allen
Impressive.
I would like a hollow one with a mouth that opens.
so i can place things inside to do the magic.
Jeremiah Evans
Kek. This.
It's not an image with a curse in it so no protection doggos. Get to it, OP.
Nicholas Sanchez
where can i buy one thatl ship to australia?
Matthew Perez
> 55
> 2288
checked
Alexander Peterson
This is some reckless fucking use of meme magic.
Be careful OP.
Wyatt Sanders
>highly memetic
lol
Charles Green
As opposed to the kek onahole suggested in ?
Wew
Hunter Cruz
:(
Lincoln Cox
is that the original one?
Benjamin Rivera
Don't worry. Chaos magik doesn't lend itself particularly well to threats of death without justification.
In cases like this, it often rebounds on the person making the statement.
Luke Mitchell
He's angering Kek at his own expense, you're projecting dark magicks upon an unsuspecting victim.
That's a CRIME
Jaxson Brown
Praises upon Kek
Good thing I havn't decided on anything particular for christmas yet. I will finally have an altar which I can devote my digits to.
Jace Clark
Heretic.
Matthew Smith
It's just a prank bro. Kek likes pranks.
Jeremiah Hill
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Jayden Robinson
WHY NO SHIPPING TO GERMONEY? >:(
Oliver Rodriguez
I'll see what I can do about this... I can make a mold of this, the prophecy is protruding well enough.
Jonathan Thompson
For newfags wanting to buy one, the originals on Amazon were priced at $9.11 (kek) but as soon as pol started buying them they jacked the price up to more than $1k. Last time I saw a few months ago they cheapest secondhand was a few hundred. I've never seen one of these statues for a remotely reasonable price since.
Logan Lopez
what kind of next level shitposting is this
you can clearly follow links provided in this thread and find that it's just barely 23 dollars
Joseph Parker
22.88 get
Justin Sanders
It's not the original.
This is the cheaply made one that was advertised on reddit.
amazon.com
Here's the link.
Christian Evans
The one linked in this thread is a cheap secondhand knockoff not the original kek statue.
this is the original, its bigger
Easton Scott
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Jaxon King
They're both the same size, original is heavier though
Luis Torres
Praise Kek
Jordan Hughes
It's a plastic remake, I was talking about the original. I wasn't aware someone had figured out there was shekels to be made out of kek statues already.
David Harris
>not the original
Okay, now the autism is just getting too much
are you seriously this fucking stupid
the only way you would be able to get an ''original'' fucking statue of a deity is if you are a thieving archaeologist.
Adam Brooks
Prove Kek is real
Aiden Miller
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Blake Howard
>(7.5cm) or 3''
>link provided is 3''
I want to mold these and make them out of lead or aluminum. Maybe actual bronze. Would be pretty cheap.
Joseph Wood
PRAISE KEK
Luke Kelly
Good idea, let's do a payday style heist at the museum in Cairo. We should also wear moonman masks.
Asher Parker
>1199
Kek has spoken.
Dylan Sullivan
w2c?
Parker Butler
Shit where can I order one that gets shipped to the netherlands?
Colton James
check'd
Landon Evans
I wouldn't know how to go about making them, but producing a couple would be a sage economic investment
Ethan Morris
I melt down aluminum and bullets as a hobby, I'm thinking about doing it since i get the alum for free from beer cans from my old fraternity, lead from the range, and bronze is cheap af
Nicholas Nguyen
one of you should buy a 3d printer, print it out, and then color it, you could even sell versions for people to color in themselves
im2poor to buy a 3d printer myself though
plz make it ideal
Alexander Green
Jesus fuck.
This whole thread is cringy and autistic as fuck.
Joshua Campbell
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Ian Young
Off to kickstarter
Carter Foster
Takes one to know one, proxy swede
Nathaniel Barnes
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Adam Wright
>77
Easton Taylor
Is it metal or plastic?
Joseph Miller
Have we considered what prayer rituals to Kek might be? Should we provide our Keks any offerings, such as fruits, flowers, or dank memes?
Josiah Morris
Polyresin.
Poly means it's plastic, the resin part could be many things
Parker Cook
Oyyyyyyy Veyyyyyyy!!!
Tis like annuda shoah!!!
Jaxon Wood
I was considering rolling dice
Jaxon Perez
'Youre a gullible faggot'.
Joshua Smith
T. Moloch worshipper
Connor Torres
Makes sense. Make your offerring, make a request to Kek, roll die and see if you get repeated integers to have the request be granted.
Robert Diaz
10d10
Yet to decide on sac or if it is even needed
Zachary Ortiz
Meditate or do psychotropics.
Atleast if you want to understand the philosophy and meaning of chaotic existence. From there, do whatever you see fit. Since Kek is a chaos god, the way to boons could be anything.
Henry Ross
THE GOYIM KNOW!
SHUT IT DOWN!