This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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she ate his food?

any more old pictures of my boy styx?

Beware who you shit talk OP. I wouldn't want to be on the warlocks bad side.

why are ugly people so cringe

He's pretty attractive with his long hair tho
no homo

robbed it.

kek

is styx a klan member? wow

styx is probably on Sup Forums right now

Is this a joke

Her arms are scary.

The "dad body" is at the top of their list. Lifters seem selfish. Non-lifters careless. Basic psychology.

>runescape

Stop eating his food

no, but it's quite funny actually

> Alright YouTube, it's time to stop creating threads about your very own Styxhexenhammer666. For a while it was actually very funny but it's going to bite us in the ass if we don't reverse course and respect the power of the occult. While I may seem like some random YouTuber sitting in front of a webcam talking into a microphone, I actually happen to be the only line of defense left against the lamestream legacy media. If you want this retarded wave of globalism to end, you should stop insulting me. If you really want to help, you'll buy a book from my Amazon store page or support me on Puhtrayon. With as many subscribers as I have it's not necessary, but it could very well prevent a nuclear war in the near future.
> That's about all. Peace out.

a bit on the fat side, isn't he?

is he married?

>no update on his garden
disappointed

divorced

How tall is he?

all men that would be "qt girls" if their sex was swapped are deemed not worth a girl that isnt too fat.

fucking male privilege

So here is the thing with there being 7 billion cretins on this planet. We are starting to create massive amounts of duplicates.

The only reason I suspect this is a photo of the real deal and not some slovenian butcher with his cousin-wife is that Styx would be fulfilling his destiny as a Woodchuck by pairing with a buxom lass from finest trailer parks of Vermont.

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> men that would be "qt girls" if their sex was swapped
> 6'3"
> man jaw
> horse teeth
lol

styx is alpha

Lol

he claims 6'4 or something but In OP's picture he's no more than 5'9

wow i don't care, anything else?

Alright Sup Forums I'll tell you "what else"
I also have a huge dick size. It's great.

That's about all. Peace out.

yeah, but they wouldn't be 6'3 or have a huge manjaw as a girl

horse teeth are never imperative to a girls looks

You got your word order wrong

"It's actually quite/very funny" is what he says 90% of the time.

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This is the ideal male look. You may not like it but this is what peak occultism looks like.

I look better with long hair honestly.

You should not talk about yourself that way.

I am now!

Nah, some commie from Germany thinks I care if people post (publicly available) old pics of me and one of my exes.

It's snowed in!

6'2"

No AMA or anything today though, I am a busy man right now. That's about all. Peace out.

>why does he wear the glasses?

SHADILAY STYXERS

How can you go out with someone who outweighs you?

While we're at it what is perfect? 40%?

My fave youtabah

hey there youtube

fuck off /x/

> muh metics

You should take a lesson in public speaking from Razorfist, would make your videos far more entertaining.

youtube.com/watch?v=LYdOoQcVs_c

Yes mock him while he's getting rich on YouTube and you're still living in moms basement

So you admit to making this thread? You really are a fucking jew

holy fuck is that really you styx. love your vids man

HOLY SHIT SENPAI NOTICED US

Why dont you lift Styx?

You have decent facial aesthetics, you'd look good with some muscle mass.

tell us more about the girl in the "when leftist attack video" that you allegedly had intercourse with

That will remain a secret for some time.

Pepe!

Clearly you are a perfect person in physique and able to judge others yourself as the Adonis you probably are, heehee.

Fuck off /leftypol/

Muh dik

No.

But seriously I have pressing work to accomplish over the next two weeks-ish. So many fun surprises for everyone on Youtube as I improve quality even further and slowly grind down the rag-tag shills and commies trying to denigrate my work. Their understanding of memetics and propaganda is so limited that they're not remarkably different from a randomly selected band of elementary school kids in their charisma.

I agree

Styx you are One of our greatest assets. A true wizard.

I recommend putting a tripcode on (with another timestamp) because it's too easy for people to impersonate you without one. This is the (only) legitimate justification for tripping.

Shadilay.

wow I think I'm gonna cry about it our something. anything else?

You should make a video about Jordan Peterson and/or possibly get him on skype for a video

Styxnigger has officially become, Shadilaids

>cringey memelord youtuber attention whoring thread

This is it.

Time to quit Sup Forums, this is just too much for me.

>I have two personalities.tiff

You're missing the point which it's a faggot containment thread, let it be.

did you miss the internetaristocrat era

>Fuck off /leftypol/

just because i don't believe in a bunch of esoteric bullshit doesn't mean i'm a leftist, pal

I love you.

See you tomorrow.

Do you know your IQ? I'm most interested in your performance on Raven's Progressive Matrices-style ones.

I member,
that shit must've been fkn ages ago I totally forgot

that's about all
*teleports behind you*
*carves pentagram through your back at supersatanic speed*
peace out

why is it extremely frail men seem to love fat women?

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Fuck mate i work out 5 times a week. I dont know how to get swoll