I am yet to hear a valid explanation as to why Pizzagate is fake/debunked?

I am yet to hear a valid explanation as to why Pizzagate is fake/debunked?

please

explain the emails and cryptic language
explain the crazy coincidences

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It's fake news, goy, don't worry about it

it wasn't covered by Huffington Post, CNN, and New York Times...therefore its fake news.

There is no such thing as a global elite, go back to your video games and pornography, goy.

posting 9gag unironically kys.
cant debunk the truth

explain it then you fucking vegetable, thats the whole point of this thread you dense fuck

Simple. Seeing patterns in random noise. Confirmation bias in interpreting new info.

ooooh I see, Im dealing with fucking americunts.... surprise surprise

has anyone explained the emails?

Remember goy, the only truth comes from government sanctioned news sources and you should always believe them without question. No need for evidence.

It's just one of those things that are so fake that they don't even need debunking

oh........i think I get it now

Now that a man peacefully entered the shop and was arrested it's become a taboo topic, much like questioning the Holocaust. You wouldn't question the Holocaust, would you, goy?

Here's the entirety of pizzagate evidence

>muh confirmation bias
>muh feelings

Seriously. That's all there is to it. But confirmation bias is great, because the more you too the person they're wrong, the more ingrained and irrational their perspective becomes.

What started as

>let's conduct a loose-knit investigation into possible pedo stuff at a pizza place

Turned into

>HURR DURR PODESTA ILLUMINATI WATER FILTERS 9/11!!!!!one!!!

Personally I hope Sup Forums keeps this shit up. They're just digging that grave a little deeper the more legitimacy this gets, and infighting it causes.

>i have yet to hear a valid explanation as to why people arranging to eat pizza after work is not a euphemism to engaging in a culture of child rape

oy vey

Yeah, youre right. I also playing playing dominoes on cheese than on pasta for dinner

He just did you fucking retard.

oh, so it was just a typo then? fucking moron

Way to gloss over everything that led to this.
You're so full of shit that it's oozing out of your fingernails all over your keyboard.

>firing a gun in a crowded restaurant is peaceful

Christ you cuckservatives are deluded. Don't reproduce.

You don't have to worry about that, everybody here is an autistic virgin incapable of reproducing.

Oh, how could I forget about the imaginary basement?

Where is it, user? Tucked away somewhere between the cognitive dissonance you're exuding and the massive ignorance you're trying to hide?

>firing

whats this haircut called?

I just dont get it. Im anything but a tinfoil hat wearer.... but the coincidences are mind blowing... and now people are all "its fake news its debunked problem solved lets go to starbucks"

... but no one explained why? and even the people saying its fake ironically seem content to leave it at that

explain how any of the emails mentioning pizza making any fucking sense unless talking in code, or the creepy sexualized images of children on instagram associated with comet pizza then

>he's sperging out about semantics

Firing. Clip. Deagle.

its called "the birthing ring"

You get your news from the Daily Shoa, m8?

You investigate to find evidence after you have enough suspicion to believe something is going on.
If we already had evidence the investigation would be over.
Suspicious things include strange wordings of emails and photos found on social media with odd inappropriate comments.
This warrants an investigation.
When the investigation is over we'll either have evidence or we won't. We're not in court yet dipshit.

>people discussing a pizza place bring up pizza
>itsasekritcode

See, this is the confirmation bias bullshit I'm talking about. Do you have a single shred of proof that it's code?

>Instagram

Its proof that he's a creep, sure. Proof that he's running a child sex ring out of his imaginary basement? Hahahahahahahahaha

>people discussing a pizza place bring up pizza

oh wow.... its not everyday I encounter a genu-wine potato, but of all places, it makes sense it would be Sup Forums

the 'code' that inspired this investigation may not be code, and podesta may have really just been talking about pizza. as for alefantis, the pictures on his instagram are not incriminating and there really isnt any concrete evidence against him that isnt complete speculation. the artwork that the podestas are into makes them look very suspicious, especially considering the spirit cooking emails. the mccann sketches are also suspicious, but still not incriminating.

the term 'pizzagate' has been co-opted by msm and misinformation agents to divert attention from the confirmed human trafficking that hillary intervened on in Haiti and the obvious relationship between the clintons and convinted pedo, jeffery epstein. not to mention the multitude of deaths of investigators and the general pedophilia epidemic in dc.

yeah cause photoshopping pizza into weirdly sexual pictures mixed with sexualized pictures of children is completely fucking normal, get fucked you australian moron

>talking about pizza and a pizza place = child rape

Much more believeable. Truly.

>explain how any of the emails mentioning pizza making any fucking sense unless talking in code

They don't have to make sense.
This is the fucking internet. 95% of everything is meaningless drivel.

Here's a random Sup Forums thread, the first one I clicked on. What the fuck is a dino fight? Does that make any sense? Is that code for antifa meetup to form another left-wing death squad in Sweden? No, it's just ridiculous meme garbage.

Real life is not written by Dan Brown. Sometimes people are just dumb. Sometimes nonsense is just nonsense.

but podesta literally hit almost every single code word for the cp underground that exists, in addition to the fact that the wording undeniable DOESNT make sense in the perceived context, but DOES make sense when interpreted in a cryptic context.

I might be able to count that as coincidence if the email was written by a toddler, but this is a former head of state making grammatical errors....

>australia

fuck me, you americans keep taking stupidity to the next level, gotta respect the consistancy

it's not fake, a lot more evidence supports the belief that these people are speaking in pedo-code than there is evidence of a "ping pong pizza place for 'all ages' that'd only open 2 hours a week at night, also Obama was there.

>it doesn't make sense until I twist it to conform with beliefs I already hold

This is the definition of confirmation bias.

anyone who didn't see the "fake news" was a precursor to discredit pizza gate right out of the bat is blind

i knew there would be some fishy shit happening when the fake news thing took off right as 4chin was investigating into PG with all their collective autism.

all too fucking convenient to just keep quiet and then boom, fake news and a few weeks into it the topic buzzing the web, PG was oh so conveniently "fake news"
and that guy who "shot in the store?" he was an actor, they changed a traffic cam from facing the entrance to comet to an intersection with half the screen being blocked by the wall.
guy doesnt do anything but drop the gun and waits for police, never gets shot.

i dont anything to conclude

ALEX JONES LIFE THREATENED ON #PG

FIRES HIS MAIN REPORTER THATHE REPORTING ON PIZZA GATE

WE ARE ONTO SOMETHING VERY VERY SERIOUS.

Very sad nothing can be done to stop these people.

i hear a whole bunch of cool people learnt that hip new thing called confirmation bias

but anyway

cant decide whether i want to play dominos on pizza or pasta

>I'd like to do a delicious pizza for one hour, Haitian style, with no hair please :)

>btw here's a picture of the journalist who investigated human trafficking eating pizza with a child

>here's a few more pics of random children sitting amongst a group of adults at a "party"

>tell obama to ship us 65,000 worth of pizza and hotdogs for the pizza party

>I hope we get the same "waitresses" for the pizza party

m.imdb.com/name/nm2625901/

Well that's interesting

Suspicion doesn't mean fact. You can't destroy a business based upon "coincidences" That said, those emails do warrant a search of the joint, they were very obviously talking in code.

Me too. Want to see my pizza related handkerchief? I've got some child art at my house also if you are down for some spirit cooking later.

proof that it's code for what? poon too soon? it's a common term, people even use it on this website

>confirmation bias

you pedophile loving nigger, you don't think we tried to debunk this shit early?

either these MILLIONAIRE ELITES are obsessed with eating overpriced garbage pizza and can't use the proper articles for TALKING ABOUT FOOD or they're clearly using a code.

wtf man?

You really couldn't that he was being sarcastic? I mean the 'goy' should've been a dead give away.
This is just sad.

thats because its real user, why are you surprised? This world is shit and nothing anyone can do will change it, Best to black pill yourself and enjoy what you can

it's a classic case of confirmation bias and over analyzing, this happened once before to Reddit during the boston bombing so it's not wonder that they banned the pizzagate subreddit

youtube.com/watch?v=2OrX0U4qwTM

what can i say, im a vulnerable casual faggot

i get it now, and thats all that matters

i apologize for being more autistic than most

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You can't de-bunk something that isn't bunked.

The whole think is too bunky to even waste 5 minutes trying to de-bunk.

It's based on spurious reasoning and circumstantial evidence.

>circumstantial evidence
and..... thats reasoning for it to be debunked or false? then dont bother wearing gloves next time you rob a house, because fingerprints arent proof of anything.

Did you even read the emails you stupid bitch?

To commit any crime takes two things:the will and the means. Every single politician in the world has the means to rape children, the connections, the money, so all it takes is for one of those people to have the will to do so and voila, you've got "alfredo sauce" all over your Armani slacks. Regardless of this weird ass shit discovered only from hacking private emails, if you think there isn't at least a dozen active pedophiles in the US government then you are just naive.

I would bet every motherfucker dollar I have that Bill Clinton has fucked an underage girl.

AND THIS SO CALLED SHOOTER IS A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR

This

Stop looking into it, you sheep-fucking cunt

Can you link those email ID's? I am trying to make a compilation document

neck yourself you kangarooter

6 poz loads have been deposited into your account

-there's more where that came from goy, just keep up the hard work

t. goldman mcshecklestein, CTR comptroller level 7, 4Chin division

>Very sad nothing can be done to stop these people.

meme magic can stop them

how about we meme the queen dead by the morning? that will get these pedophiles attention

smoke theres fire

Podesta is probably a pedo, but I don't understand what this thing with Comet Pizza is. Just because he's friends with Podesta doesn't make him a pedophile too.

>explain le emails XD

The burden of proof is on you faggot. Prove they are speaking in code and not just talking about ordering food.

Vertical tonsure

What is a pizza related map?

How do you play dominos on pizza?

Nice. Unfortunately for most \pol\sters, some red pills are hard to swallow.

Have fun playing internet detective.

so, what do you play dominoes on, cheese or pasta?

multiple cp references ranging from walnuts to, of course pizza, grammatically incorrect until moved into a sinister context

>oj killed her
>prove it
>good point, maybe he didnt

i wish i could see the world through rose coloured glasses too

I'm not a fan of this Comet Pizza pedo thing, but there was/is something about the way they talked about food in those emails. I'm not saying the food was code for pedo stuff, but it most definitely was code for something besides food.

>le burden of proof mey mey
Prove to me you're real, faggot.

They did prove it though, and that's why we know he did.

>How do you play dominos on pizza?
>the actual quote: "Do you think I’ll do better playing dominoes on cheese than on pasta?"

wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/30613

He's wondering if Podesta will play the game domino better when eating cheese instead of pasta. It looks like Podesta is bad at dominoes and that his friends like to cook and give him food.

I think the guy is weird an probably a pedo (he's creepy and wtf is up with the pizza related map?), but I honestly think that this one is innocent.

see? this is the kind of level headed approach we need.... no need for spontaneous combustion, but just use a bit of logic... use your reason

exactly, through that hot new thing called AN INVESTIGATION

Yeah there's no world wide pedo ring. Move along goyim

except the only time anything was that blatant, was when someone was trolling you guys with fake evidence

I love this pizza gate thing tho I'm well on my way to being a mod on the pizzagate sub on voat, then I'm gonna dump some more fake evidence and then delete it + my account

You Autists will be shrieking about the coverup for weeks

Aside from the fact that this is an amazing way to troll people (better than when i spammed /x/ with Tulpa threads) how do you know it's not code for drugs?

I feel like pizza ping pong was only ever a lead, turned complete misdirection. And now it serves to not only delegitimize pizzagate, but fuel the fake news debate.

It's probably unfortunate that people ever managed to link pedestal to a gay children themed dive bar with postmodern(((artwork))) littered all over the place. With a blend of gay postmodern hipster cultures, you could paint whatever satanic, sexually deviant picture you like

Glorious times we living in comrades, the world wide media is getting wrecked by some shitposters on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

And there's a hell of a lot of smoke.

Speaking of the New York Times...

...

Poopoo it all you want, they have a mountain of suspicious evidence to refute.

We want to know who the children in the pictures are and if they're OK or not.

Clearly the gay men holding them shirtless against their bodies are not their parents.

At the very least we have them on possession of softcore cp pornography. Putting kids in bondage and calling them a "seating area" is abuse no matter how you look at it.