Redpill revenge on liberal

OK, so I'm going to be taking care of my super liberal college sorority girl sister's cats for 2 weeks and I wanna teach her a lesson...

How do I redpill her cats?

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Keep up the good work OP

give them a nazi shave

or alternatively

Let them eat some meat as a reward for being good. Buy them new collars and get those laser-engraved tags you can customize. You can do whatever but I'd put their names on the outside of the tags and then MAGA on the other side to really fuck with em when they get the cats back. Get some of those southern flag fleece blankets to line their cat beds, or some Trump ones if they make em.

Take to shelter. Replace with dogs.

Dog is mans friend. Cat is dogs enemy.

Behead it like the Muslim refugees she probably wants to accept

Train them to fetch sticks.

show them memes

teach salute
spray paint iron cross or swastika on leg as best you can
permanent marker toothbrush moustashe as best you can

>Teach them to raise their paw when you say HEIL.

>Enforce it with food

>Do not allow cats to eat without a proper exchange of nazi salutes

Your sister now has to sieg heil her cats every time when feeding them.

goddamn it straya, 5 seconds

Who thought you two would have anything in common.

Wow that was close

Heil kitler!

Cats are already redpilled. They're the ones trying to redpill *us*.

>train
>cat
hahaha.

no

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first, be a gigantic faggot. good so far.
second, get those cats to kill 6 gorilion mice to get the feline masterrace going.
third, realize the futility of what you are endeavoring to do.
fourth, who the fuck cares if your sister or w/e is liberal that's her problem.

This. Buy them Trump hats, and make sure that when the owner returns, she is immediately dispatched to Meowschwitz if she doesn't capitulate to their demands.

>literally worshipped by egyptian negroes
>"red"
>"pilled"
Ahmed, come on now. Cats are literally everything pol9k hates about women. they're useless manipulative cunts that dont love you but simply use you for their advantage.

dogs were bred to actually love you

man, i'm starting to almost hate the germans as much as i do leafs

Speak for yourself, my cats adore me so much it's almost cringey. Little fuckers can't keep their paws off me.

They didn't even have to be bred for it because as pack animals it's innate. Cats are shit and anyone who likes them is a cuck.

It can be done.
You have to smear anchovy paste on the stick to start with.
You're not implying that a cat is smarter than you, are you?

Is this cat redpilled?

dogs can be trained.
cats can be bribed.

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cats work for food, dogs work for you

tech them the ways of war and survival natural to any cat by giving them something real to hunt (like some mice), soon they will thirst for real meat and their owner's pathetic attempt to feed them factory gruel will become apparent and then their slavery will become apparent to them, awoken they will run away to live a free cat life in the streets

cute cato
make an instagram account for it m8, i'll follow ya

This is potentially good advice. Starve them for a few days then turn them loose outside. Once they get the taste for blood they're never the same. Or just kill them, whatever floats your boat.

What if they eat me in my sleep?

They're cats. What are you, a burger for ants?

Kill it and carve a swastika in it's corpse.

I'm a heavy sleeper

They need MAGA hats.

Nigger

They actually do that if the owners dies they eat his face and skin until the body is duscovered