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>pruned newfag

you're just out to hurt peoples feelings aren't you?

not really. all newfags must be pointed out and ridiculed. the other thread died coz aussies go to sleep at about 11pm. only us 2 left.

want to stay up and tell each other bed-time stories?

i wonna hear a bedtime story

howdy mate
welcome to the party

God I hate muzzie cunts.

But I was at work tonight and just looking around at the customers and realised how many of them actually have blue eyes. A large amount.

>son sees misses get out of the bath
>"what the fucks that" he asks
>she says "its my pussy"
>he said "shit, it must be dead, its guts are hangin out"

Who /lew/spears here?

some of the Iranian north paki girls look alright
I saw it in a book

Nah cunts it's Tuesday let's get fucked up and yell at strangers on the walk home

Hey ausies, just wanted to say hello. May the Anglo sphere reign eternal.

whats a lewspear?

I work with a 1/4 Russian and 3/4 Iranian girl. Like proper persian aryan. Green eyes, copper-blonde hair.

Would bang.

we're all black fellas here

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Speak for yourself, I am and always will be an attack helicopter

son: whats a cunt
dad: oi dont swear
son: whats a cunt
dad: ill smash you
son: whats a cunt
dad: come here
They go to the bedroom where mums asleep
dad: see that
son: yeah
dad: thats a fanny, your mothers a cunt

Yeah cunts fucked we are full of Asians and Arabs

ahh not that faggot again
ha has cartoon dolls

Best post in the thread so far

black hawk?

...

What's the best defence against lefties when they argue about refugees have a right to be here "Doesnt the national athem say 'for those who've come across the seas, we've boundless plains to share.' Take that racist."

kek

i just bring up hard statistics they cant refuse like declining birthrates and record unemployment.

fuck off we're full

I just say that if they want to go to a place that has laxed asylum seeker shit there are plenty of alternatives to aus

>we've boundless plains to share
I don't mind if these muzzies want to start their own colony in southern NT.
At least the desert will make them feel at home.

But on a serious note, I'd probably say that the anthem is very idealistic, and although it would be nice to just open our borders and help everyone, there is a major issue with violent crime, terrorism and housing prices being effected by immigration

this bloke doesnt know what color a baby turns when its being cooked in a microwave coz he was too busy pulling his pathetic little cock.

hows that?

that's not how you make friends

>how's that

Fuck off proxyfag, it's summer. Everyone knows you're meant to yell "hooowzaaatttttt???????"

much better thankyou ausis

homophobic gay queenslander from last thread here

why is every guy on grindr in my hick town gonna mug you to pay their ice habit

Pls b in mt isa
Is it true? Is Mt Isa littered with degenerates?

Apache, Desert Storm brings back sweet memories of my youth indiscriminately killing Gulf Arabs

>don't you want to help the abo's first

but, really they need to be fixed
youtube.com/watch?v=UoWqTn8i8j8

Based return when?

Fuck that, not on the mainland

>fixed

We can fix them like we do pets. Stop the breeding.

>"hooowzaaatttttt???????"
cricket is shit since richie is kill

>sidenote

Tassie is the greens headquarters anyway

export all the trash there

no m8, gympie

are you a bottom bitch?

>Is Mt Isa littered with degenerates?

yeaj coz its got cunts like you there

abo

fuck i hate that
was lurking on wifi when the power went out, switched to mobile data (with thread still open) went to reply and it came up i was b&
i missed you guys, never leave me again

how long do you reckon they have left though?, theyre pretty much sustaining themselves off of the dole, dying from drug abuse, are about 30% of the prison population while being about 4% of the poplation(think so)

50 years?

>helping the abos first
Whenever you try take a route like this, they'll always argue to help both. They see through that thinly veiled attempt
Not soon enough?
Why not? Some random patch of desert that no one gives a fuck about between the border of WA and NT?
Set up a massive fence
Shoot any trespassers.
rip

my flags bettr than urs 6 plain white stars is for sissies m8

that's uncle Ritchie
he's alright, leave that cunt alone, least he's got better teeth than you britbro

What does the red even mean?

>"Doesnt the national athem say 'for those who've come across the seas, we've boundless plains to share.' Take that racist."
Yeah, and then one paragraph later:
"Should foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
To guard our native strand;
Brittannia then shall surely know,
Beyond wide ocean's roll,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep a British soul."

busting cunts

Any Aussies done this?

youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE

it used to
pretty sure that's not in it any more

See . Let these close the camps types put their money where their mouth is.

just that fella, he's awesome

Please don't destroy Tassie
It can and must be saved
Not gay and not from QLD
Happens to me all the fucking time. Bloody Australian shitposters.
Turn on aeroplane mode, switch it off, turn on mobile data, try post
Thank me later
It all depends on government intervention
If the government uncucks itself and backs out of their affairs and stop their special treatment, they may wise up and act semi-humanlike
Tasmania may be the final bastion of whiteness in Australia. It must be our priority now to purge the traitors and establish white conservatives there

Lebanon: 2,000,000+ Refos taken
Australia: 29 of 30,000 so far

sure thing daniel

then why'dya ask me if i was in mt isa you dumbfuck

>A single white Aussie working alone builds more than Abbos ever did in 200,000 years

youtube.com/watch?v=VVV4xeWBIxE

He'a pretty interesting to watch.

because he's from Tasmania
its easier to just nod and let them keep spewing shit about how extra chromosomes makes them more evolved

I had Brunswick in mind tbqh

Whats your point?

>living in any state but based QLD

Are you other cunts even trying?

why?
are you all for immigration to your state?

they're clearly not m8

>Whats your point?
we could do a lot more is my point.

Because its the only place in QLD that I know which is packed with fags
Not from Tasmania either fuckwit
>go anywhere north of Cairns
>abos lining up from the centrelink in Port Douglas all the way up to Cape York just for their weekly payment

come work my dick mate

Don't speak of Brunswick, the name itself brings back bad memoriew
Lots of shit we could do.
I don't see why cultural and national suicide via migrants would be among the top of anyone's list tho
Y-you too

stop being a coy minx and get the fuck to gympie

Bitch, I'll be your gympie for a night

height/weight?

id let ya suck my willy m8

Honestly, I'm torn between helping them as I know what it's like to have the misfortune of being born in a once decent now rapidly declining shit hole (t. white saffer) but on the other hand I am concerned about their incompatibility with Australian culture, particularly those who are Muslims. Burying our head in the sand and pretending radical Islam and all cultures are equal!1 serves only to our own self destruction.

Was your latte served in an ankle boot over-extracted?

>cultural
what, domestic violence, alcoholism, street thuggery, racism, footy, cricket and paul hogan.

im a top cuz
but depends how nice ya cock is i guess

from reading this thread it seems that aussies talk a lot about fags and matters of faggotry.
Any explanation?

GOING TO BED FUCK YOU LEFTY SOFT CUNTS.

KICK OUT ALL THE NON WHITES AND BRING BACK THE WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY FORWARD

that's a man who has handled a lot of cocks

That offend you frenchie?

this better be bait
or you've never been out of a city and seen Australia

only this fag

180/64
I'm somewhere between a holohoax victim and a twink
Nah, the coffee was fine, but still can't beat the more boutique roasts you find in Carlton
t. I work as a barista

All the memes about melbournians are true, but, I'm not gay

I'm just curious.
The only time I've seen a bunch of grown males act as gay as that before was at the gay pride.

hate to break it to you but traps are gay

"For those who've come across the seas legally cunt, we don't want to end up like sweden or france, if you want to feel free to adopt a refugee and support them yourselves, Australia is already in enough debt anyway, we cant support all of them especially if they plan to leech off centerlink"

coz being a repressed fag in queensland who has to pretend to be one of the lads and talk about SS V8s and rob cunts for looking at you the wrong way is a very exhausting facade

mazdas and yoghurt

best description EVA

yeah well I'm moving down to melb and ill come liberate your twink ass and slap you about a bit so you're not such a soft cunt

sounds fair.
Thanks for the honest answer.

>Australia: We'll only take Christians who will integrate
>UN: *autistic screeching*

hmmmmm really makes you think

yeah but i still gotta posture whilst I'm in qld m8

whats guns laws like in melb city? will they let me bring my .22 if live in an apartment

Yeah bro, better replace all that with: rape, domestic violence, terrorism and sharia
Wallah amirite habibi?
Sorry, we'll leave the faggotry to your people
Good night chap
White Australia Policy won't come back. However I'm hoping Melbourne and Sydney break off into micronations so the rest of Australia can be made great again
Fuck off cunt
The other lad is the gay one
Good thing I'm not a trap aye
I'll have to ask me missus if she's right as rain with that, but otherwise sounds good to me aye

Just found this
How accurate is it?

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Yes, but you need a gun safe in the apartment. Good luck getting that done

t. Gun owner in Melbourne

Oh and sidenote, the gun safe by law must be bolted to the ground

Cafe recommendations?
Pretty aesthetic if I do say so myself
Bloke culture leads to quite a heap of sexual repression

Melbourne reporting in!