>DAHNALD, IM IN THE SYSTEM, THE RECOUNT IS SAFE WITH ME
DAHNALD, IM IN THE SYSTEM, THE RECOUNT IS SAFE WITH ME
Based Zodiac Killer.
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Nice meme
Thanks senpai I stole it
i lol'd hard
Does Ted know of this meme?
I hope so
There must be at least one autistic Sup Forumsack who took the time to send all of these Ted memes to Ted or Ted's team. I would be surprised if they haven't come across any of them yet.
donutsu-san
your deregates kurasai
There can be only one sheriff in this thread
Made me chuckle 9/10
Tis treason. Then.
>"you cannot begin to win the delegate until you realize the truth"
>what truth?
>"There is no delegate."
>the delegates will decide your fate
>i AM the delegates!
>There is no delegate
ohlawdy.ogg
also: fokken check'd m80
>Coming through!
Ȉ͍̳̹͞ ̪̼͇̓̌̑ͫ̇A̡͖͍͖̯̪̙͍ͤͭ̉ͩ̚Ṁ̻̎ ̾̉̇ͨ͂T̸̩͇͔H͓͔̱̖E̍͑̾ͧ͐̕ ̤̙͚̼͎ͦ͂͒͐͂ͭO̸̰̩͎̲̼̬̗̽ͫ̄ͤͦ͗ͮÑ̟̺̿ͩ͛ͬ̂ͧE̬ ̻̝̱͚̟͕̖͆ͪ̽ͧ̈̇Ḋ̘̗̩͕̹͊̌̔̓A̺̦ͯ̈́̇͠Ĥ̟̿ͬ͑N̷̺̜̱̔A̘̬͉̮͍̋̓̾ͧL͎̹̼̙͐͂ͤͧ͌̓D̘̪͎͎̻̮͎̊͛̅̐͟
It's mighty cold out here, Dahnald.
I'm on a mission to locate the fabled Antarctigates. Legend has it that the very secrets of true conservatism lie beneath these frozen sheets.
My journey ahead is perilous, Dahnald. But I will march on, like the penguin towards distant mountain peaks.
Wish me luck, Dahnald. I'll let you know what I find.
NEVER LET THIS MEME DIE
DAHNALD WE ARE RETURNING TO THE BERENSTEIN DIMENSION
Post skelegates vocaroo pls
HOLD ON TO SOMETHING DAHNAAAAAAAAAAAAALD
Stop assigning my cabinet positions to untrue conservatives.
ted memes are probably my favourite to come out of the Election this season. Holy fuck, my guts can't take much more. I always laugh.
I thought Ted turned into a ghost after the elections.
>Post skelegates vocaroo pls
Yes
Ted, Zodiac Ted: A space opera
THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH DELEGATES IN THIS TOWN FOR US BOTH DAHNALD
You don't get to bring delegates.
Do not cruz gently into that good night!
HAND OVER THE CABINET POSITIONS DAHNALD
all your cabinet positions are belong to me
I bet Cruz is gonna scream "DAHNALD GET DOWN" at the inauguration and take a bullet for him
There are multiple alternate endings for the story of Ted. Someone really outta make a show, book, or 8 bit video game that includes this beautiful tale we've weaved
ARR DAHNALD I GOT ME SOME BOOTY HERE AN' I BE WILLIN' TA SHARE IT, BUT ONLY IF YA HAND O'ER THE CABINET POSITION
>AWK! Hand o'er the cabinet position!
дякyю, a дe дeлeгaти?
Trump ?
I'm very partial to this ending where Ted essentially saved the election
High octane action fitting of the zodiac killer
Tell me about Trump
Why does he wear the hat?
Which ending is that? The one where he says "go dahnald I'll hold them off" and dies in a blaze of combat fighting in the senate room?
NOBODY SLIPS MY WATCH DAHNALD
Remember when Cruz, Jones, and Trump did the triple globalist purge maneuver
Space ted bond
See
Fucking kek
If I take your delegates, will you die?
I like the one where he fills the edgy character role and says "you did good kid" and let's dahnald keep the delegates
It will be very embarassing
HILLAHRY HAND OVER THE TRUTH AND PERHAPS YOU'LL HAVE A BED IN YOUR CELL
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This meme is by far the best of the election.
>REDEEMED TED
I'm become Tez, bringer of delegates.
*flash*
Dahnald, it's me. From the future.
Listen closely now, I don't have much time to linger around...
toppu fucking keku
So glad they're friends again
Lotta loyalty for a hired delegate !
HILLAHRY YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BAD GIRL
Fuck me this is good
FOR YOU
JFK knew too much about the delegates.
My father did what had to be done.
He had to die, Dhanald, don't you get it?
Mastermind Barron still has serious potential.
HILLAHRY MY SKELEGATES SURROUND THE DNC NOW GIVE IT UP
You did good, kid.
Oh, and the delegates...
Keep em. They're yours.
I never could get the damn things to work for me.
Heh.
I'll see you around, kiddo.
If we stumble upon some pictures of Trump's butler or something I think Master Barron will really take off
TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU
KEEP THE DELEGATES KIDDO
NOT MY DELEGATES
NOOOOOOOO
>Skelegates if you will
Lost my shit.
I got a delegate with your name on it
NANI!? MA-MASAKA!!!
Alright Dahnald, I've got some pretty incriminating information on them after going undercover and tapping the lines.
They'll have no choice but to hand over the Foundation.
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Does someone have the screencap from back in the primary about how "JFK wasn't killed by a bullet but by a #Cruzmissile" ?
One of the best I've ever seen.
JAHMES
JAHMES COHMEY
HAND OVER THE TRUTH JAHMES
I'M COMIN FOR THE CABINET POSITION DAHNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD
requesting the youtube one with cruz delivering the edited vegeta speech
>I used to filibuster for the sheer pleasure of it, for the thrill of the votes
kek'd for 10 min straight after watching that one
FAST
A
S
T
GODSPEED TED
PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE FOR LIFE YO
BARAHCK HAND OVER THE INTERNET
Big Ted
>be me
>gets delegates
>"hand over le delegates"
>no
>sprint as fast as i can
>room goes black
>"you will hand over the delegates"
>le crying in the corner
>he keeps repeating delegates
>suddenly, quiet
>le curiosity
>D E L E G A T E S
*munch* Dahnald. I've got for the delectagates.
*sniff* I SMELL THEM NEARBY DAHNALD WHERE ARE THEY
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SOARING TED
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>"Dahnald, before I go do me one last favor."
>"tell my wife I love her and that America deserves a true conservative in office."
>Ted begins to fire, the doorway begins to stack with bodies.
>A horde of nerd virgins push through the pile towards Ted.
>Time seems to melt away as Cruze squeezes off round after round into the oncoming mass.
>The smell of gunpowder and blood fill the air, the floor is littered with the malnourished corpses of CTR shills
>but the horde is too many
>Ted is down to his last mag, he has fully committed himself to making america great again.
>He tosses a frag, his last "delegate", buying him some time to gather one last bit of strength
>Ted begins to wildly swing his rifle like a club, there is no turning back
>He catches one poor nerd virgin under the chin, sending him into the air.
>it is not enough
>the biting mass has overrun his position
>Ted collapses, blood loss and exhaustion have gotten the best of him
>his stares at the ceiling, drawing in a breath for his final words.
>"Make america great again, Dahnald."
10/10
>Cruze is shocked back to life to see the Don and Carson standing over him
>Sleepy Ben is covered in blood, he pulls his mask down
>"he's alive desu #blessed"
>Before Ted can open his mouth the Don speaks to him
>"Thanks to you Ted, thanks to your terrific act of bravery, I have won the presidency. Crooked Hillary has conceded."
>"But there is much work to be done Ted, which is why I came back for you. I'm very loyal."
>"There is violence in our streets Ted, terrible acts of violence. I told them to stop it but they refuse. Soros is still too strong"
>"Ted, I need you to end it. Make them stop, by any means nessacary. I want you to help me make America great again! You have a blank check."
>Ted tuns his head away
>"What of the delegates, Dahnald? What will become of them?"
>Donald smiles
>"Ted, if you do this for me I have something bigger than the delegates for you, the supreme court. A true conservative is needed to uphold the constitution."
>"Finally," Ted says to himself, "redemption."
KAAANG??!
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These never make me laugh but this one made fucking die
Based Ted. He was on our side all this time.
DAHANLD, THANK YOU FOR LETTING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY TAKE CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENT. WE MUST UNITE, DAHANALD
LET'S ALL LOVE TED
DOWNLOADING THE DELEGATES DAHNOLD
YOU CAN'T STOP US ALL DAHNALD