This thing walks up to you and slaps your gf's ass

This thing walks up to you and slaps your gf's ass.

What do you do?

BOOMER!

Kill it

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>gf

You're on Sup Forums dude

Harvest it's fat for lamp oil

sup Sup Forums

Wake up the crew and man the harpoons.

Errrr
What is this creature?
Is it Jewish?

Thank her for magically creating a gf for me

>Her


You mean Xe, right?

Someone call the ghostbusters or the A-Team

WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

It slapped its own ass.

Ghostbusters are girls now. Sorry

> implying landwhales can walk without "mobility scooter"

> ghostbusters

Apologize for apartheid

Tip it over. It's not like it can get back up without help anyway.

Hmm.

I retract my previous comment.

Mods please delete this.

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Dunno. Not sure I could take her in a fair fight.

I'd pick up a chair and wait until it's destracted then break the chair over the back of that things head/shoulders.


Also isnt that thing why Trump won? Kek.

Im talkin about that guys

>Implying xer can reach it

Disinfect my gf